That’s pretty literal.

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Great idea! I'm going to use that ploy.

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Nate Silver is an inept man-child who is intimidated by intelligent women.

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Regarding this administration's cruelty and examining it from a different perspective. 👇👇👇 #SNAP #Governmentshutdown #Trump #SCOTUS #Project2025 #HeritageFoundation #benefits

When troubled goth-girl Helena falls in love with a gargoyle, and Hell spills into the school, she must find a way to unleash a dark power to stop warring monsters from destroying everything she's come to love. "Wednesday Addams goes to OZ" Sapphic Gargoyle Urban Fantasy #GhostPit 👻 #YA #Q #U #F

#GhostPit, #A, #Q, #T YOU x Dexter Quiet teacher, Ella, is not a psychopath – she’s just very committed to her anti-bullying policies. The kind that involve zip ties, knives and plastic sheeting. And if you stay cruel and remorseless as an adult, she’ll teach you one final, bloody lesson. 👻🔪

GRIM PORTENTS HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE X CONSTANTINE A man is murdered by a hell-beast on his wedding day. Now, with the help of the reaper who collected his soul, he must uncover who is releasing monsters from Hell if he wants to return to the life he was robbed of. 👻 #SP #F #H #PN #OWN #GhostPit

A DOWRY OF BLOOD x BEAUTY & THE BEAST Plagued by other people's emotions, psychic Maren's life is complicated enough. When she's kidnapped by the brooding vampire Dante, she must survive human traffickers, hunters, & a worldwide hunt between 2 predators. #GhostPit #A #Q #PN #R

SCHOOL SPIRITS x THE IN BETWEEN x ONE OF US IS LYING Lexie felt she didn't belong—so did someone on the senior trip. After vanishing, only HS dropout Jeremy can see her now. To bring her back, they must find who before they get to him too or she fades forever. Dual timeline #Ghostpit #Q #YA #R #Spec

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) x BEAUTY & THE BEAST When ex-slave vampire Dante kidnaps rare psychic Maren for his murder plot, his hunger for more than vengeance jeopardizes his freedom and Maren's life. #GhostPit #A #Q #PN #R

On a coast split by wealth and ruin, best friends Carmen and Brigitte spiral into sunlit parties and a strange new drug that turns idyll into terror when one disappears and returns changed—forcing their tight-knit group to confront a conspiracy that weaponizes memory itself. #A #spec #lf #ghostpit

BLACK MIRROR × SEVERANCE × THE GOOD PLACE Having a happy death is a luxury service for the rich and Wren is the rising top salesman—until a cynical coworker and a depressed billionaire force him to rethink it all in a world where even your last smile has a price tag. #GhostPit #A #DS #SF #W

You had me at they collect teeth! Would absolutely read this 🔥💖

THE KNIGHT AND THE MOTH X THE FOXGLOVE KING Time and Time Again. In a gothic world of haunted seas and long-lost monsters, a queer ship navigator takes one last voyage—only to discover he’s not just mapping the sea but retracing the paths of a past life. #GhostPit #A #Q #F #PN #LGBT #G

ANNIHILATION x BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ⭐ two exiled men (+ their secrets) 🌙 one lunar prison (+ its horrors) ⭐ a government that wants their data 🌙 a cosmic entity that wants them dead 💫 the love they’ll lose if they don’t make it out alive #ghostpit #SF #H #R #LGBT #WIP

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THE CLACKITY x N.Q.A. GHOST Oh, Child, the Girls of Screamerwood are family. Same nubby nails, scabby knees, too. They've even been collecting your family's lost teeth for centuries. Just look at those smiles--such a resemblance! Now, everyone say, 'cheese!' #MG #H #GhostPit

MAGA: Don't call us Nazis, if you do we will find you, round you up & punish you...like Nazis 🫠

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"These kids were literally praying" is one of the greatest shutdowns ever.

Nothing says “tough on Russia” like giving Putin a red carpet, an air show, and a bro hug.

✨FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST x SAVING PRIVATE RYAN x THE LOCKED TOMB✨ THE NECROMANCER’S WIFE: 🏳️‍🌈wlw+queer chars (#sapphic MCs) 💀retired necromancer🩷💜💙 ⚗️missing alchemist🧡🤍🩷 🪄magical intrigue 🚂dieselpunk This took me [redacted] to make, pls feast ur eyes #QuestPit #W #A #R #RF

THE POPPY WAR X NINTH HOUSE X 1930s europe-inspired setting 🖤split timeline pov (before & after a devastating war) 🗡bitter war hero mc 🖤conspiracies & rituals 🗡ptsd & drug abuse 🖤dark chosen one 🗡deconstructing imperialism 🖤"every shadow is a memory" #questpit #w #df #a

CAESAR: PRIEST of JUPITER Andor x HBO's Rome His name is the most famous name in history. His legacy has been romanticized for centuries, but few know his true story. Reexploring the Fall of the Roman Republic through the lens of Science Fiction. Caesar is coming... #A #Q #HF #SF #questpit

ATLA x WICKED Calypso must steal 12 divine amulets in order to regain her powers and seek revenge against her enemies. Villain FMC Hero MMC Hate at first sight Destroy the world, dont save it #questpit #Q #YA #F

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We need this on shelves, please and thank you!

FFVII x Animorphs x Wakanda Forever Zyra lies, her village burns, & her best friend is ripped away. To get him back, she must cross a world that calls her enemy. The empire of Lyucyent is watching, & the evil she's let in is not so easily removed. #querying #questpit #YA #F

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When a teen outcast discovers she's from a secret line of Irish plant magicians, she must harness newfound powers to protect herself from a vengeful, poison-wielding ancestor who hunts her family across time. 🍄 Elixirs + poisons + portals 💌 Romance subplot 🎂 Magical baking #questpit #q #amquerying

Cartoon by @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social.

I love the unique concept. Time traveling to win at a quiz??

A human hiding her magic. A mage hiding himself. Will they work together to save the realm or let it be drained away? Title: The Umbra Word count: Complete at 105k 📖Adult Fantasy 🪄Elemental Magic 🏔️Cross kingdom adventure ❤️‍🔥Romantic subplot #QuestPit #Q #A #F

⋆⁺₊❅. ADESTE FIDELES ⋆⁺₊❅. A couple in Maryland unknowingly invite the Devil to dine with them on Christmas Eve ❄️ - scottish folklore of Black Donald - holiday horror novella - doomed lovers - religious shame, love over sin #questpit #Q #A #H #HF

#questpit #F #W #A #T #MY #blackbooksky THE WOLF AMONG US ❦ ONCE UPON A TIME 📖set in the late 90s-early 00s 📖red riding hood x big bad wolf 📖black mc who is struggling to write her next book 📖morally grey sheriff "protecting" the city 📖realm hopping to solve mysteries and save fairy tales

Turns out the best way to make a deal to get out of your child sex trafficking conviction is to have one of your clients get elected president.

I hope you'll read this - today - and take heed. this is a part of the book ban crisis we do not talk about enough - the sexualization of the exist of people - www.slj.com/story/The-Ug...

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

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27 different named women accused him of sex assault, he’s on video with Epstein where they are grossly leering at young women, Miss Teen USA contestants said he came in dressing room when they were naked, he bragged on the Access Hollywood tape about grabbing women. It’s obvious.

Sort of curious to know why EVERY Republican in the House thought it necessary to block the release of files that their Attorney General assured them do not even exist.

Republicans are blocking the release of the Epstein files. I wonder why.