One of my resident false widows just decided to run across my pillow in front of my phone screen. Rude. I'm watching here fella!

Pinky Bobo loves this hat so much. If there was one big enough to fit a human in, you'd never leave it would you?!

Just tried my vodka soaked blackberries and all i can say is whoop whoop lol

I've a whole new batch of four leaf clovers ready for sale.For anyone who needs a bit of luck. Hand picked and pressed by myself, I know a place where they grow . . All money goes to apopo the Hero Rats. I've also FIVE leaf clovers for those who need that extra bit of luck! Contact me for details.

Stretch for sketty! Go Charlie go 🤍

Who's in the hat? . . . . . It's Pinky Bobo!

Lost my beautiful Flint today. From scared, filthy frightened boy he became gentle, sweet smelling and calm boy. It took time. Kiss those heart bellies all you can. You never know when they'll leave you.I'm sorry your previous "owners " were c#nts but I'm glad you lived your life in luxury with ME.

Flint got in first for once but it didn't take Charlie long to catch up!

Pinky Bobo grooming god #2

Pinky Bobo. Grooming legend. 🖤🤍🩷

The boys love porridge.

Pinky Bobo and his pumpkin 🖤🤍🩷

Munchkin pumpkin lid for the STARVING beasties 😆 Flea at the front, Pinky Bobo at the back 🖤🤍🩷

Pinky Bobo and his heart biscuit 🤍

Beautiful!

Beautiful egret catching his lunch today! Two fish.

My neighbour bought me some. I usually rush past them in m and s. Because they're fecking delicious!

The heart shows you where to kiss the belly says Flint 🤍

The ending!

THE HAT IS ALIVE! ! ? With Charlie 🤍

Slurpy slurpy slurps say Charlie and Flint.

Flints belly heart. It's showing you where to kiss!

He's leaning on my arm, but look at the LEG 🤣

Pinky Bobo would like to report a lettuce theft. Poor Bobo!

Stunning light on this tree this morning.

Aldi have rats again!

Currently being guarded by Flea 🩵

Can only imagine how different life would be if i lived in a detached place. I don't follow so called normal hours. Instead of tip toeing round i could hoover, cook, listen to music, watch TV with the volume. I'm most productive after ten which doesn't work in apartments!

Seed scramble!

Very chilled Flea.

Awesome clouds today

Couch potatoes

Phone threw up memories of Timmy in one of his many fur hats! Such a delicious princess, he lived free range 24/7 only went into his little hotel when the hoover came out because he hated it! Some cretin dumped him at a household refuse site.

🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

Flea's Friday Flop. On an epic scale. 🩵

Pinky Bobo has Flea upside down for once!

Charlie helping me eat my Magnum

That moment when you remember you've got some vegan magnums in the freezer. Lush.

Flea's Sneeze.

Cute Ravens in sainsbury!

Charlie asking to be cleaned

Uh oh look what's in Waitrose!

We have made good progress but we have to keep going. ❤️ Share and donate. Thank you all so much

Flint and his either rigid or wavy tail. These two boys will NEVER meet without bars between them for obvious reasons!

I really need your help with this. We can do it. Croutonia is amazing. Share, donate and comment ❤️ gofund.me/bbc928faf

Charlie and Flint enjoying their first munchkin pumpkin 🧡

Volume up for super slurps! They act like they're starving!

🍁🦊Competition time! To celebrate the coming of autumn, win a cornucopia of delights! A signed copy of my book, Reynard the Fox & accompanying journal, A Fox for All Seasons, Apple & Blackberry chocolate, cinnamon knots, Caramelised biscuit tea & a fine fox companion. Follow, like & repost to win! 🦊🍂

The foot 😊🥰

Charlie and Flint came to me, nervous, scabby, stinky and fighting. And here we are now. ALL creatures deserve love, attention and proper husbandry. If you can't provide this DON'T GET ANIMALS. SIMPLE.