If you (a man not living up to your potential) dump me (a fucking catch of a woman who is confident & comfortable in her own skin) via text that has obviously been written by chat gpt… lol thank u sir

Currently in an uber with no music. Is this hell? At least he’s not talking to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

Guyyyyyys… reaching the point of nothing left to giiiiive here 🙃🙃

Crying off my skincare cuz I really fucking miss my mom 😭

Yay 🥹😭

Breaking News: The top vaccine official at the FDA abruptly resigned, saying that Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s “misinformation and lies” were irresponsible.

🎀✨just girly tingz✨🎀 I’ve been on the verge of an anxiety attack for ~22 hours.

Here doing a little friggen market research at Grand Casino Hinckley watching Tom S & the most extras 😒 and I’m sorry — maybe I’m dwunk! but why isn’t the crowd cheering for the woman vocalist during her moment??? 🥸

Listen. And listen good. That episode of Severance was a fucking MASTER CLASS in television.

Just cried with my eyes closed during a meditation about releasing anxiety, so yeah, 2025 is going fine?

I’m sorry……….. vanilla frosty???? Bro. 🙃

Listening to @maddow.msnbc.com every morning is such a treat, and I think it’s fucking amazing that she’s speaking up and out on behalf of her colleagues & team in the face of a network takeover. Hell. Yes. ✨✨✨

I turn 34 on Sunday and I’m auto-capitalizing again. Growth?

Workin on old songs with the band, and cannot wait for yall to hear them live. Also have some songs in the pipeline that are sooo close to being ready to release. 2025 is a gd disaster, but I’m gonna try and shine a little light through some of it 😭✨💕

Of all people to complain about a performance…

I’m rewatching Gilmore Girls - I watched it as a kid with my Mom 💕. I just realized Billy Burke plays one of Lorelei’s bf’s and thennnn he played a recurring villain in The Closer & Major Crimes, which I *also* watched with my Mom. And I just wanna tell her next time I see her 🥺

the way i just want a parent

i listened to a couple voicemails from my mom and pretended it was 2021 for a sec

so… do we think cyber truck drivers know they literally ruin people’s days just by driving by?

y’all know (or if you don’t, you will) that i love mack. but if she barfs on my couch again idk what i’m gonna do (yes i do: lose my mind).

i never thought it was about the price of groceries, but goddamn, four days of this hellscape has me scared shitless. and i have a lot of privilege and want to acknowledge that fully. 😔

i’m gonna sub-bluesky so hard