((I wanna use this stupid fool more ❤.

...what was I doing again?

Rushing to take cover from the incessant, stinging onslaught of the rain, Gauche Suede would kill the engine of his bike under the underpass. Expelling a weary, irritated sigh, he would get up, ass and legs and arms and hands, fingers and neck- all of them aching with a fierce fire.

((Me when I try to write, but my English decides to fail me.

Never related so hard...

no one: me: calls everyone boss so they know i'm always available to hire

((Ugh, I can't find anything for Gauche..

((Hm. I could...

((Poor Anarky

Handing @killerjokes.bsky.social a package of pads and menstrual panties. Walking away resolutely.

Man, I love strawberries.

You know what? I'll just clock in.

Checking to see I have any secret talents before I get up and get back to making deliveries in the cold.

𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝖗𝖎𝖕 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒. ༺࿈ sOMeTHIng is kiLliNG the ChILDReN࿈ ༻

...it's Letter Bee. Not postman.

[Cold sweat.] ...shit.

((Vigilante and Vigilante fuck, and out comes... Vigilante.

((Dee so funny, I think we should pickle his brain and keep it in a jar.

Covering his nose. In anticipation.

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

"Sunsceen..."

Reporting for duty!

ACHOOOOOOO-!!

((BROTHER, THIS BROTHER TOOK AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ROUTE TO THE ONE I'M USED TO. AT ONE POINT, HE LEFT ME OUTSIDE OF A DARK PETROL STATION SO HE COULD GO AND PEE. I SAT IN THE BACKSEAT AND PRAYED THE ENTIRE TIME.

((I'm omw home. In the cab. Smells like cigarettes. Trying not to throw up. IM SO EXCITED TO GET IN BED, TAKE A COUPLE ADVILS AND NAP

Checking dictionary. "Word: whore... Synonyms: sluts, Roy Harper..skank.."

((OH I THOUGHT THE LINK WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE

Yes, sir! That's my job. But, payment-

Humming as he sets out Roda's food bowl. "Letter Bee, Letter Bee, A Lettterrrr Beeee does, What a Letterrrrr BEEeeee can, Delivering heeEEEarrttsssS and Letterrsss, To loverrsss and friendssss." A pause. "OW, Roda-!! Quit biting. I don't sing THAT bad!"

< --- Eavesdropping.

[Face dropping.] Oh. Drugs?

Thank you for your concern, but I'll be quite alright, sir! I mean, I've transported glass and ceramics before too. [Holding up his handy gloves] I'm always safe.

((MARS?? DON'T WANT TO WHAT??

Okay, then, no, sir! I don't see you here today. Sorry to disappoint.