Year of the Backlog update

Burying the lead, if pre-orders go up August 4, we are probably getting more footage on August 4 or sooner.

Probably so that nobody can sell it.

Clear rules for how performance will be measured. Separate rounds that slowly increase the difficulty but never become impossible. A heart piece or inventory buff as a reward.

I can’t even fathom how this day and age where everything seems to have the same password requirements how some people don’t know how to make a valid password. 

What are they talking about? YouTube is like 60% men with accounts just like this?

Drop something COLOURFUL

I wonder why this wasn’t announced at the same time as the others.

The physical media thing hits harder for older generations because our entire identities were tied to our CD/DVD collections in Waze Gen Z will never understand.

Drop a fictional pig

This is going to be so much better with gyro control

Mythbusters is like the opposite of Jackass.

MF on Reddit will be like – I started collecting six months ago how am I doing?

Don’t they do this rumor with every new mainline entry?

I always wondered if these beavers were somehow left over from an unused Ocarina of Time concept because they didn’t make a whole Lotta new character models for this game.

A book of baby names is just a book of names.

New Nintendo Classics update is due

The price tag for the Ocarina of Time remake has allegedly leaked at $59.99 physical copy. A lot of people are saying that this implies it will be less ambitious than we were hoping for. Sounds to me like another case of Nintendo giving us just enough to debate whether or not it was enough.

Majora’s Mask used the lens of truth better.

Does Hyrule have the same constellations as us?

The fact that they only let you have this sword for like 20 minutes is criminal

I want to live here

Goran Link has nipples, Zora Link does not. Twilight Princess Link has nipples, Breath of the Wild Link does not. In this essay I will…

I can’t believe the franchise didn’t hold onto the concept of the bombers notebook. It is the greatest tool for tracking side quests ever.

It really bothers me that 1080 Snowboarding alphabetized to “snowboarding“ instead of “1080”

I remember seeing this pattern in early screenshots and thinking there was going to be a train in this game. Eventually I got my Zelda train though.

All I said in a comment section was that for the price of GTA VI, I could buy multiple games on my wish list instead. GTA fanboys do not seem to view this logic.

I know it shouldn’t be this important but when I find out people don’t like the movie Hook I secretly lose respect for them.

If you can’t afford AC just call this guy

Temp this week

Johnny Carson said it.

It would’ve been a really nice touch if Link started this room with all the items he would have had at the end of Ocarina of Time. They could’ve easily taken them away when he falls in the next room.

It never occurred to me until now but Ocarina of Time and Majora‘s Mask are missing a third part of a trilogy. Link starts majora‘s mask searching for Navi, and he never finds her. The series just forgets about it.

Let’s see if I can finish Majora’s Mask before we get a new trailer for the Ocarina of Time remake

Just one deep sea catch left for a complete museum and it doesn’t appear until August.

Phase 1 of replacing my old CD collection has begun.

You know why I love the Internet? Because it was literally minutes after the announcement of the ocarina of time remake that I started seeing people asking when are we getting majora’s mask lol

These people act like they are the keepers of the sacred text. Just be honest guys, you want to play free games.

The cynic in me thinks the Metroid rumors are only true because they’re making a movie. Either way I’ll take more Metroid.

Supposedly rare but the first day it was available it was the 6th fish I caught! I’ve never caught all the fish in an animal Crossing before!

I really don’t see this happening before they at the GameCube version to Nintendo Classics. It would be so bizarre to put WW there, and then put on a new version of TP

You know, I feel like the overall themes and story of The Last Jedi would’ve been better as a spinoff movie, and I feel like the overall themes and story of Rogue One would’ve made a better episode VIII

I think Star Fox Zero is way too different from Star Fox 64 to keep getting lump in with the discussion of how many times they’ve remade this game.

😱 If you see this, post a Haunted House 😱

Pro tip: if anything crazy ever starts happening to you just start singing copyright protected music. Then if you’re on a prank show they can’t use it

There’s so many weird unexplained things in Ocarina of Time that I hope are in the remake. What will you search Hyrule for?

I’m gonna spend the system’s entire lifespan reminding people of all the “Switch 2 will be the next Wii U” posts we endured during its launch month.