Stuffing a whole pot roast into your belly is the BEST way to spend the holidays.

Tuesday.

Bowl full of jelly? Feels more like a cauldron full of sand, personally.

Slightly delayed post-Thanksgiving belly: “Still need dessert, but might finish off some leftovers first. *EEEEOOOOUUURP*”

Birthday belly! (Part 1- it’s staying packed for the rest of the day).

24 hours left until I turn 39. 😬

Start rubbin’! 😏

*Glorp*

Not quite finished yet… *BELCH*

A cozy, lazy Sunday.

Still Tuesday! #tummytuesday

Really maxxed this gut out tonight. *BELCH*

I really… reeeeeeeaaaaaally needed that. 🤤🤤🤤

Plus, made a few crop tops today! I think they show off my huge satisfied gut pretty well. 😏

Dessert? 😏

For those who are a fan- thanks for the feature in this fun series, @hellowolf2.bsky.social!

One more for this #tummytuesday

Made it back home from BRW- super fun time in Denver with all others who attended!

This belly is ready for Belly Rub Weekend! 😏

Now that’s a yummy Tummy Tuesday. 😁

Look how proudly it juts out. 😏

*BELCH* 😏

Biiiiiiiiig stuuuuuuuffed gut. 🤤🤤🤤

Check out this boulder gut! 😏😁

Man do I love cramming this gut full. 🤤

Who’d frame this and hang it prominently in their home? 😏 Or better yet, a museum?

After packing a 12 pc. Family chicken meal with four large sizes into this belly, there’s only one thing left to do— chug beers!

Damn, is my gut stretched huge or what? 🤤🤤🤤

Alright, get to massaging! 😏

Not quite full enough… *BELCH*

For a guy with fairly large hands, they sure look small on my boulder gut when it’s packed full. I need someone to rub the belches out of this behemoth!

Look at this thing! 😏

Dinner packed away, and my belly’s screamin’ for a massage. 🤤🤤🤤 Also this gut is *EXTRA* belchy today!

I love how the Birds Eye perspective shows off how far this stuffed boulder juts into my lap. 🤤😏

Oh hey, I actually managed a #tummytuesday ON Tuesday! Imagine that!

It’s full moon out tonight. 😏

For those enjoying #voreday today, happy to share a couple recent pieces from two anonymous (and delicious) fans of me and my enormous appetite! 😜 (1 of 2) #vore #malevore

The better to pin you to the wall with, my dear.

UUUUUUUURRAAAP!! I really. Really. Needed that. 🤤🤤🤤

All that packed in this boulder, and I’m still hungry for more! 👅

Can’t stop belchin’! 😮‍💨🤤

Now THAT. Is a full belly! 😁

A bit of a repetitive post, but check out this empty to full belly comparison for #tummytuesday that I am VERY proud of. Now… what to have for dinner?

There is a LOT stuffed into this belly. 😏

Damn I needed that. (Hope you like deep belches!)

I think I finally satisfied this thing… at least for now!

Imagine. This enormous, groaning, crammed boulder belly, and no rubs?

And I could still eat… *BELCH*

Damn last night I blew my previous record out of the water! This makes me want to revisit some of my previous records. This belly can eat so damn much!🤤🤤🤤

It’s like all the extra silverware and fortune cookies were a challenge to stuff a family’s size order of Chinese food into this belly. Now who’s gonna rub this beast for me to make room for dessert?