OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap

dial-up modems be like:

uh oh! Looks like @Sylveon's snake themed sleeping bag lead to poor sleep and spontaneous sneky butt.

snakes truly are unmatched in terms of symbolism btw. it rules. life, death, immortality, eternity, medicine, sex, temptation, evil, gluttony, hypnosis - we've got it all babes

I don't "write down my story". I don't "create storyboards and animations" for my characters and worldbuilding. I imagine that SHIT WITH MY BRAIN TO MUSIC, and if it doesn't hit my storybeats, I KILL MYSELF.

"i pronouns you femcel and boywife" - the woke pastor

gaming girlz i found on my doorstep like lost kittens

inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy") so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense

Friendslop... AIslop... goonerslop... seems like there's slop for everybody these days, heh But m-maybe, um 🥺👉👈 I just wanna be youslop

Happy International Cat Day 🐈

I really wanna kiss a girl tenderly after biting her hard... Girlies, the yearn is strong tonight.

Clerifa commission from last month! #Clerifa #FF7 #poly #bi #3p #NSFWart #KabanArt #KabanCommissions

WTF is a YOT?

“Just for a moment, let’s not be weapons.”

struggling to decide out which Franz Stuck snakefucker painting I want for the apartment...

Knowing what Rebecc is like, we know this shit would probably work on her so bad.

Thinking about my first Salvage Union session: Player character enters the local pub to gather info: Barman asks "what would you like?" Player "something free?" Barman takes off his boot and pours sand on the tabletop "there that's free" Player, unflinching, says "THANKS!" and begins to lick it.

Admitting that I much rather DM a tabletop game rather than being a player and getting told straight: "That's because you are a sadist mommy dom." And honestly, yeah...yeah that tracks. Also Salavge Union is an incredibly awesome game, especially if you mash it up with Lancer.

Awesome recommendation youtube, exactly the content I watch and not the silliest shit I ever seen. Youtube is slowly becoming that cat that brings you dead birds thinking you wanted it.

Damn, Prepping my first ever long DnD game as a DM got me nervous as fuck.

Getting flashbanged by a character design that looks so fucking similar to myself pretransition, down to the fucking clothes.

You ever have kinks you are only into in very specific ways and so 90% of any art about it just does nothing and you begin to deny you even have until you see an art piece that 100% captures your version of it and you pass out from horny. Me...every day.

wife and i watched the minecraft movie tonight. "take a drink whenever someone uses a minecraft noun" the consequences:

This is some amazing techno-horror mech design but also I can't help my bug autism from seeing this and go: "its just a lil' guy! Look at this lil' guy!! He's so darn cute with this nubby legs and gaping maw of horror. What a lil' guy!!"

Watch Person of Interest. Its so fucking good.

Genuinely thought this was art about Clara x 12th Doctor and took a while pondering why the ship would be called Spuffy hahaha

I get so excited to see someone post this video cause I always seem to forget it exists but to this day will still chuckle under my breath: "Heh, darkweb gluten, heh"0

The Bibles lack of foresight can be seen clearly as all the trans girlies merely rp with their sisters instead.

Giirlies, looks like this dumb snake will be making this place her main haunt now. Time to be silly, horny, nerdy or a secret 4th option, all of the above.

腹筋パーツ〜

NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS AN IKEA BEE???

Listening to a song on my phone and suddenly realising I have had this exact same file since my first shitty mp3 player when I was 8 and this is a fucking 23 year old mp3 file that's lived on 10 separate devices via copying from one to the next.

Playing Darkest Dungeon and before one of my characters goes mad they succeed in overcoming it and scream "I will not let him down!!" He then immediately dies of a heart attack. Incredible.

M... Millyy........ 🪼 #trigun

Me whenever I purposely mispronounce something in front of my wife.

マーメイドなロボ

Since I haven't been able to make anything recently due to health stuff, I thought I'd share some old work now that this website has more people on it!! This is Ethernet Cable Girlfriend, a short comic I made last year! Robot yuri 💕 (1/7)

Maybe I've just grown too old, but man do I hate how much "cute" has a stranglehold on female designs and personality in anime and games. I feel so drained hearing the same type of character I've seen a million times appear yet again. Cute is fun and I like it, but give me some variety too.

Catsune Mimiku for today. tomorrow? who knows

This is literally gender envy for me. I want the HRT that does this to me.

Best couple best couple best couple best couple!!! I would die for this ship to be canon.

Kabedon

doodle

various sketches of becoming a self-sufficient sex toy