I feel bad not telling her I’m a vampire. Stupid Camarilla and their stupid rules.

Tonight Monday and I got up to some very important, top secret vampire business… we made a sandcastle.

Siri, play VAMPIRE MONEY by My Chemical Romance.

Remember kids, there’s no such thing as vampires! 😉😘🖤

C’mon Chavo, smile nice. Okay, okay ONE silly one, then we’ll be SUPER serious, okay?

Okay, okay… just hear me out: ICE ARROWS!!!

It aughta be a straight up CRIME to be this damn pretty!

The sun is rising soon in Shoreline. Sweetest dreams from Aldarra Manor. 🖤💋🖤 Monday & Adenak

It’s a grey, rainy day, and what can better follow feeding my crows than drinks and divination with the one and only, incomparable Mistress of the Dark?

Think about a donation, small amounts add up! 💓🙏

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility and in the face of an administration that desperately wants us to just shut up and die, it’s more important than ever to understand there has NEVER been a world without us and there NEVER FUCKING WILL BE!!!

Settled in to relax with a Negroni and watch the first episode of Scarpetta. Dead bodies have all the luck!

The banning of trans women from the Olympics is one of the most disgusting examples of bigotry I can recall. There was literally ONE trans woman to compete at the Olympics. She failed to record a lift. 5 years ago the Olympics website lauded her. Now the IOC regards her as an unperson.

Not a fucking penny for that dirty fucker Robert Galbraith, because trans lives are worth infinitely more than your damned wizard nostalgia. There’s real magic out there, eager to be embraced.

NECA’s Count Von Count is an absolute giant and I LOVE THAT!!!

Meine Damen und Herren, mesdames et messieurs, ladies und gentlemen. I give you the international, sensation… Fräulein Sally Bowles!!! ✨🖤✨

Everyone ranting about Sinners not deserving its wins:

Why yes, Google, I do love Lady Gaga, but I assure you that I am searching for the version of A Star is Born that stars a different wildly talented Mother. See, that’s why I typed in 1954. Get your act together!

Holy shit… Kieron Gillen excels at kicking my whole entire ass.

Zendaya straight up said, “To paraphrase the great David Bowie, ‘There’s only room for one blonde Caucasian woman on my Euphoria press tour, and here she comes, here she comes!’”

Gather ‘round, darlings. It’s story time with Mother.🥰

Raise a glass to the Guide!

These vampires want to kill witches instead of kiss them. I am just SO confused. Like, what? Why? Have y’all TRIED kissing witches? IT FUCKING RULES!!!

The Guide herself said to me “Adenak! That’s a cute name, it’s fun to say… Adenak, Adenak Adenak.” I almost fell over dead. Like, REALLY dead.

Diane, 10:27 am, March 8th. Entering the Kyle MacLachlan Autograph Line at Emerald City ComiCon.

Phoebe, wake up! You’re sleeping through the Rave!

“See that cat? Yeah, I love her so. See that cat? Yeah, I love her so…” Iggy And The Stooges T.V. Eye

Three reasons that streaming music can kiss my queer, spooky ass in Hell. You want me to live without these flawless masterpieces in my life? You can fuck off and die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.

Today is Lou Reed’s birthday. It should be a damned international holiday. ✨🖤✨ #LouReed

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent You asked for the latest party… #DavidBowie #DiamondDogs

Our Peacock subscription pays for whole seats, but we only need THE EDGE!!! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

A sneak peek behind the curtain at the first draft of what will eventually become Lament, the follow-up to Threnody: a Vampire the Masquerade Story. (Available now in the White Wolf Storytellers Vault) #VampireTheMasquerade #WorldOfDarkness #Vamily

Hey, man… Dear droogie, don't crash here. There's only room for one, and here she comes, here she comes! ✨🥰🖤🥰✨

Crash Course (take two) -One Stardust energy drink -Three oz Esemé pink gin -One oz lemon juice -edible glitter -Two blackberries Stir the Stardust, gin, lemon juice, and glitter then pour over ice & garnish with the blackberries, and drink while listening to Aladdin Sane. Share with the Count.

Crash Course -One can Stardust energy drink -Three shots Empress indigo gin -a whole fucking bunch of edible glitter -Two Maraschino cherries Stir the Stardust, gin and glitter then pour over ice, garnish with the cherries on a silver star, and drink while listening to Aladdin Sane on vinyl.

You want me to pick ONE?!? This is a vulgar hate crime being committed against me personally! To quote the Al Jourgensen/Ian MacKaye project Pailhead, “I will refuse!”

Crafting up a belt for the Florence + the Machine: Everybody Scream Tour

Am I living in another world, another world I created? For what? If it's beauty, do you see beauty? If there's beauty, say it's enough… I think I'm gonna die in this house I think I'm gonna die in this house I think I'm gonna die in this house I THINK I’M GONNA DIE IN THIS- HOOOOOU-HOOOOOUUUSE!!!

Just doing some very important research for the sequel to THRENODY. #VampireTheMasquerade

Ah, yes. They cleverly sabotaged it by preemptively booking a superior talent who is far more widely beloved.

May 8th, 1979 It all started here. #thecure

“It was definitely murder - but was it art?” The Diary of Nathan Adler or The Art-Ritual Murder of Baby Grace Blue A non-linear Gothic Drama Hyper-cycle -David Bowie

1. OUTSIDE David Bowie, Brian Eno, and Reeves Gabrels. Brilliant artists, creating one of the most inspirational works I ever have, and ever will, encounter.

✨🖤I JUST RECEIVED THIS ANNOUNCEMENT FROM FIVE HUNDRED RAVENS!!!🖤✨ #WhatWeDoInTheShadows

Get this occult action thriller ttRPG for 1-7 people. Perfect if you enjoy playing powerful undead revenants embroiled in breakneck action, interpersonal drama, and occult investigation. Soundtrack by @mollynoise.bsky.social and human-made art by @stregawolf.art. Jump in now for early bird deals!

“There are tins, there was pork There are legs, there are sharks There was John, there are cliffs There was Mother, there's a poker There was you Then there was you…” THIRD UNCLE (originally written and performed by Brian Eno) #bauhaus #theskysgoneout #vinyl

MORE NEW Mystery Science Theater 3000!!! MY NAME IN THE CREDITS OF ANOTHER EPISODE!!!

Why bother having music if you’re not going to have eclectic taste in music?

This poem is dedicated to Zeus and all of his fuckery.

I know this post. I feel this post because I’ve made this post. Fuck… The sky’s gone out.