Raise a glass to the Guide!

These vampires want to kill witches instead of kiss them. I am just SO confused. Like, what? Why? Have y’all TRIED kissing witches? IT FUCKING RULES!!!

The Guide herself said to me “Adenak! That’s a cute name, it’s fun to say… Adenak, Adenak Adenak.” I almost fell over dead. Like, REALLY dead.

Diane, 10:27 am, March 8th. Entering the Kyle MacLachlan Autograph Line at Emerald City ComiCon.

Phoebe, wake up! You’re sleeping through the Rave!

“See that cat? Yeah, I love her so. See that cat? Yeah, I love her so…” Iggy And The Stooges T.V. Eye

Three reasons that streaming music can kiss my queer, spooky ass in Hell. You want me to live without these flawless masterpieces in my life? You can fuck off and die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.

Today is Lou Reed’s birthday. It should be a damned international holiday. ✨🖤✨ #LouReed

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent You asked for the latest party… #DavidBowie #DiamondDogs

Our Peacock subscription pays for whole seats, but we only need THE EDGE!!! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

A sneak peek behind the curtain at the first draft of what will eventually become Lament, the follow-up to Threnody: a Vampire the Masquerade Story. (Available now in the White Wolf Storytellers Vault) #VampireTheMasquerade #WorldOfDarkness #Vamily

Hey, man… Dear droogie, don't crash here. There's only room for one, and here she comes, here she comes! ✨🥰🖤🥰✨

Crash Course (take two) -One Stardust energy drink -Three oz Esemé pink gin -One oz lemon juice -edible glitter -Two blackberries Stir the Stardust, gin, lemon juice, and glitter then pour over ice & garnish with the blackberries, and drink while listening to Aladdin Sane. Share with the Count.

Crash Course -One can Stardust energy drink -Three shots Empress indigo gin -a whole fucking bunch of edible glitter -Two Maraschino cherries Stir the Stardust, gin and glitter then pour over ice, garnish with the cherries on a silver star, and drink while listening to Aladdin Sane on vinyl.

You want me to pick ONE?!? This is a vulgar hate crime being committed against me personally! To quote the Al Jourgensen/Ian MacKaye project Pailhead, “I will refuse!”

Crafting up a belt for the Florence + the Machine: Everybody Scream Tour

Am I living in another world, another world I created? For what? If it's beauty, do you see beauty? If there's beauty, say it's enough… I think I'm gonna die in this house I think I'm gonna die in this house I think I'm gonna die in this house I THINK I’M GONNA DIE IN THIS- HOOOOOU-HOOOOOUUUSE!!!

Just doing some very important research for the sequel to THRENODY. #VampireTheMasquerade

Ah, yes. They cleverly sabotaged it by preemptively booking a superior talent who is far more widely beloved.

May 8th, 1979 It all started here. #thecure

“It was definitely murder - but was it art?” The Diary of Nathan Adler or The Art-Ritual Murder of Baby Grace Blue A non-linear Gothic Drama Hyper-cycle -David Bowie

1. OUTSIDE David Bowie, Brian Eno, and Reeves Gabrels. Brilliant artists, creating one of the most inspirational works I ever have, and ever will, encounter.

✨🖤I JUST RECEIVED THIS ANNOUNCEMENT FROM FIVE HUNDRED RAVENS!!!🖤✨ #WhatWeDoInTheShadows

Get this occult action thriller ttRPG for 1-7 people. Perfect if you enjoy playing powerful undead revenants embroiled in breakneck action, interpersonal drama, and occult investigation. Soundtrack by @mollynoise.bsky.social and human-made art by @stregawolf.art. Jump in now for early bird deals!

“There are tins, there was pork There are legs, there are sharks There was John, there are cliffs There was Mother, there's a poker There was you Then there was you…” THIRD UNCLE (originally written and performed by Brian Eno) #bauhaus #theskysgoneout #vinyl

MORE NEW Mystery Science Theater 3000!!! MY NAME IN THE CREDITS OF ANOTHER EPISODE!!!

Why bother having music if you’re not going to have eclectic taste in music?

This poem is dedicated to Zeus and all of his fuckery.

I know this post. I feel this post because I’ve made this post. Fuck… The sky’s gone out.

Nobody talk to me today. 💔

“Bovino has been removed and is expected to return to California where he will retire.” Send his ass to live on a farm upstate. #IYKYK

In the not too distant future, next Sunday, A.D. (six years ago today actually) I watched this movie with my robot super-pals. (Nothing but love for @mst3kofficial.bsky.social ) #MST3K

Come hang out with us for a chill little bonus chat about living long, prospering, and how much we don’t want fascism in our space operas

Turns out you fucking idiots mixed up which president was going to take your guns… and like good little brainwashed lackies, you will hand them right over for a pat on the head like good little boys and girls.

The Second Amendment Cult has taken Kyle Rittenhouse’s flaccid micropenis out of their drooling mouth just long enough to tell us that a licensed gun owner in an open carry state deserved to be murdered just for having his gun on his person. Not drawn, just on his person.

“His fear is my fear, his rage is my rage, his love is my love, his blood is my blood…” This is a post about Minnesota

I am SO excited for folks to read this powerhouse debut by @cerebrocast.bsky.social's Connor Goldsmith and artist @joshcornillon.bsky.social - it's unlike any first issue I've ever read, and that's a GREAT thing. @aiptcomics.com @darkhorse.com @danielchabon.bsky.social aiptcomics.com/2026/01/22/d...

Have I mentioned lately that my debut novel was released last Halloween? If Vampires, Witches, Historical Queer Culture, Adventure, and Intrigue are your thing, feel free to give it a look.

🚨”If everyone who came before me had just complied and complied and complied, then I probably would have entered this theater, any theater, through a colored section. Every good thing you have in your life is a product of someone else’s struggle.” ~ Josh Johnson Message: Do Not Comply

“Well, did I disappoint you? Did mommy make you sad? Do I just remind you Of every girl that made you mad? Make me perfect, make me your fantasy. You know I deserve it Well, take it out on me…” DREAM GIRL EVIL Florence + The Machine

The inside of my head at any given moment:

🤍🖤hi it’s me you’re all in danger🖤🤍

For my out-of-state friends wanting to help Minneapolis, Sanctuary Supply Depot is a grassroots mutual aid effort to support unhoused folks here. They take cash as well as in-kind donations: linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...

Literally me.

You have to love news coverage from outside the U.S. busting on the lies of our regime. www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...

Heathcliff and Catherine are back on that bullshit.

This is accidentally the most accurate description of the current state of our wretched country.

I think today desperately needs A Love Supreme. Thank you, Saint Coltrane.

I’m getting pretty good at this cocktail business.

Florence Welch understands me on a deep, deep level.