“Well, did I disappoint you? Did mommy make you sad? Do I just remind you Of every girl that made you mad? Make me perfect, make me your fantasy. You know I deserve it Well, take it out on me…” DREAM GIRL EVIL Florence + The Machine

The inside of my head at any given moment:

🤍🖤hi it’s me you’re all in danger🖤🤍

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Literally me.

You have to love news coverage from outside the U.S. busting on the lies of our regime. www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...

Heathcliff and Catherine are back on that bullshit.

This is accidentally the most accurate description of the current state of our wretched country.

I think today desperately needs A Love Supreme. Thank you, Saint Coltrane.

I’m getting pretty good at this cocktail business.

Florence Welch understands me on a deep, deep level.

The thing is, respectfully, that my taste in music is just plain better than the unwashed masses who shamble through their useless lives half-dead.

Everything in my stocking matched my stocking!!!

Eric is enjoying his Christmas buffet of peanuts, liver, raw eggs, scrambled eggs and Braunschweiger.

In theory Russell Brand is innocent until proven guilty of multiple rape charges, but shouldn't the fact that he's been parading around as a Born Again Evangelical Christian count as a signed confession?

The incomparable Darren McGavin is the Reason For The Season and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is either a liar or woefully uneducated.

There may come a day when I watch this movie without bawling my eyes out… but THIS is not that day! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jimmy the Crow (who was actually a raven) was one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, from It’s a Wonderful Life to the Wizard of Oz. Absolute Royalty.

None of us, not a single one, will outlive the damage currently being done. So, like, Merry Christmas or whatever.

💚Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Pure WILLPOWER!!!💚 Coach Taylor as Hal Jordan is a gift just for me. There was no reason for MY ASS (of all asses) to love Friday Night Lights as much as I did, but that show FUCKING SLAPPED!

I dunno man, I just feel like Loser on a Loser is lazy rhyming.

A Christmas Ghost Story by Carmilla’s daddy?!? Let’s get festive in this spooky motherfucker!!! 🦇🎄🎁💀⚰️💀🎁🎄🦇

I hope this is the picture that winds up in every history book when this pathetic, diaper-wearing pedophile is mentioned.

Boooooo… you’re using my comma all wrong! Booooo!!! ⛓️👻⛓️

Starring Hunter Schafer with music by Charli XCX? Hi, it’s me. I’m the Target Demographic.

Is it even Christmas without ghost stories? 🪦🌲💀🎄👻🎄💀🌲🪦

⛓️Haunt The Rich⛓️

Holy shit do we suck at this!!!

HUH… whadya know about that? Turns out James Cameron CAN still make a movie I want to see.

Fascists really shouldn’t trifle with a witch and their animal army.

🖤💚Cheers, queers! 💚🖤

Look when the gin is named after one of the Stepford Cuckoos that means it’s going to be superior to all others.

Wildly curious to see how scrubbed and redacted the files were shown are going to be… you know, because of Donald Trump being a fucking pedophile and all.

This show is so CRINGE-INDUCING, so OUTLANDISHLY FUCKING STUPID, so terribly bad… I love it!!!

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Yes I’m going to read the annotated Wuthering Heights so I can better appreciate the upcoming Charli XCX album. That’s something normal people do.

Yall have no excuse to still use ai

This would be the exact look on my face too if I got to work with JOHN FUCKING CALE!

Just wrapped up one of my current series gigs and would LOVE to take on something to fill that gap!

I breath in cedarwood. I exhale Reality.

Charli XCX JOHN FUCKING CALE!!! youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...

I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol

Can you even comprehend how FUCKING GLORIOUS a book has to be for me to even consider Vlad Dracula of clan Tzimisce to possibly be a malignant force worthy of seeing the final death? You need to read Dowry of Blood by S.T. Gibson immediately if not sooner!

Just discovered this wonderful channel that shares trans history throughout the ages and its really really wonderful, you should check her out! www.youtube.com/@Transgender...

TRANS RIGHTS ARE A WINNING POLITICAL ISSUE Every single centrist claiming we must all compromise our bodily autonomy for their personal comfort is a traitor to American democracy & rational human decency. They have no place in a modern Democratic Party, toss them out. Total liberation for all.

MY MAN!!! I love ya, New York, New York!!!

Lessons in surviving election night:

Just me and man name of @chucktingle.bsky.social, two World’s Greatest Authors.

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Darlings, you’re simply going to have to allow a bitch their moment of self-indulgence. Divine Decadence indeed. site.storytellersvault.com/product/5441...