Anyone else a big fan of these Fassbender movies where he falls in love with a woman but she dies so he falls in love with her dad?

It's late and I'm trying to sleep but all the major plot points of this book just hit me and I had to make a note of it. Chatgpt could never replace almost falling asleep but having a coughing fit that wakes me up and makes me have a little thought.

Neighbors have been blowing leaves all day. Thought it was done about an hour ago, but I guess that was just lunch break. Feeling blessed I am not afflicted with a need for a lawn without leaves. I can't imagine spending so much time on leaves

From 2020. Obviously I should do more sci-fi. A whole book about this strange lump of an alien that communicates by blowing bubbles? Why not? #webcomic

From 2020. Obviously I should do more sci-fi. A whole book about this strange lump of an alien that communicates by blowing bubbles? Why not? #webcomic

Marjorie taylor green deserves to be told, in every direction she turns, that she is not welcome. You dont get to apologize your way out of being marjorie taylor green just because fascism daddy disowned you. Go find a hole to crawl in and stay there, out of the public eye

The death of a consciousness from 2020.

Had this idea in 2022 where I make films with atrocious twists but I have to keep using pseudonyms and you'd just never know if you were going to be watching another movie deliberately ruined by the final 30 seconds. #webcomic

Has anyone read Horatio Alger's Ragged Dick series? Does it live up to the name?

Had this idea in 2022 where I make films with atrocious twists but I have to keep using pseudonyms and you'd just never know if you were going to be watching another movie deliberately ruined by the final 30 seconds. #webcomic

I remember watching that show Sliders in the 90's, but I never watched the whole thing. How bad is it? I imagine it doesn't hold up very well. Did they at least get to wrap up the story with a satisfying scene where the main characters finally get to eat regular size burgers?

Reminder: Fuck Salvation Army. They are bad, they fund bigotry and exclusion. I wish I could boycott stores that let them grift there.

The short-lived linkedin experiment was not a total waste of time. It inspired this comic. #webcomic

It's the two year anniversary of when I tried to set up a LinkedIn profile for Hank Nelson to see if I could get away with posting my comics there and then I was immediately locked out of the account because they wanted to verify my identity. Set my job as "Farter/Pooper"

This comic is from 2019, but it was an idea originally about the first time traveler who immediately gets mugged by time traveling baptists who steal his time machine to meet Jesus, find he's ordinary, then set up the conditions to make what was written about him true. #webcomic

I heard the people of tik tok are eating caviar so here's a comic from 2018. Read my comics and eat caviar if you must. #webcomic

Saw it suggested that chatgpt could help with writer's block and I think what could actually help is looking at Joyce Carol Oates' bibliography and considering clocking in for a shift of bullying a billionaire online. I bet she's written two books since Saturday.

I heard the people of tik tok are eating caviar so here's a comic from 2018. Read my comics and eat caviar if you must. #webcomic

This comic is from 2019, but it was an idea originally about the first time traveler who immediately gets mugged by time traveling baptists who steal his time machine to meet Jesus, find he's ordinary, then set up the conditions to make what was written about him true. #webcomic

Winning a bunch of elections overwhelmingly is when you get to compromise with the losers. Joining the losers is obviously the point of winning.

Has this ever happened to you!? #webcomic

Has this ever happened to you!? #webcomic

Arm wrestling is for Hanks, Tom.

Arm wrestling is for Hanks, Tom. #webcomic

@benstiller.redhour.com quick question; if I were to write a book about how Fight Club is just The Cable Guy in a cool leather jacket would you write the forward?

The man who apologized to Dick Cheney for getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney died a couple years ago so neither will be attending my party celebrating the 20th anniversary of Dick Cheney Shooting a Guy in the Face, but you're all still invited it's in February

Gut party leadership immediately, they do not win elections and they don't want to.

The queue for Cheney's viewing is going to be long but stay in line. If you're in line before it closes, stay in line. They can't turn you away and you will get to spit on his corpse. You just have to stay in line.

I'm hearing the guys are on high alert this morning but I don't think Cheney's death is contagious and while I appreciate their optimism and commitment to their job, I still don't think we should pay guys to follow him with a coffin

An unfortunate misunderstanding

I was inspired by Matthew Broderick's 1999 masterpiece, Inspector Gadget, when I drew this.

I was driving in 2019 when I had this idea. Hit me in the head like it was the most obvious idea, and I couldn't wait to draw it. If you have a snake, have you ever given it little arms and legs? #webcomics

It's been a very long month so I haven't been able to work on it much, but 1700 words is more than 0 words.

This was a pitch I put together for A&E for a show about a ghost realtor trying to find homes for the newly deceased and when I met with the network executives they said, "no." I heard one of them whisper, "how am I supposed to masturbate to THAT?" during my demonstration. #webcomic

This was a pitch I put together for A&E for a show about a ghost realtor trying to find homes for the newly deceased and when I met with the network executives they said, "no." I heard one of them whisper, "how am I supposed to masturbate to THAT?" during my demonstration. #webcomic

Do I think it would be ethical to open a zoo and give all the animals whatever drugs will make them uncontrollably horny so you can call it All Day Fuck Zoo? No, of course not. That would be dangerous.

The fine print on all zoo tickets says you can't get a refund if none of the animals become aroused when they see you coming around. #webcomic

My favorite That's Nelson Eggs comic! It's a very important message. I have this framed up in my hallway.~

From 2019. It was a weird time. There were apparently, allegedly, people who were strictly fans of Marvel movies, and people who were strictly fans of DC movies, and Scorsese called them all amusement park movies or something like that and they were not happy. #webcomic

From 2020. Parodying a Geraldo Rivera special from 1986 just to say FUCK TERFS because they fucking suck. #webcomic

From 2020. Parodying a Geraldo Rivera special from 1986 just to say FUCK TERFS because they fucking suck. #webcomic

From 2019. It was a weird time. There were apparently, allegedly, people who were strictly fans of Marvel movies, and people who were strictly fans of DC movies, and Scorsese called them all amusement park movies or something like that and they were not happy. #webcomic

Watercolor painting with the toddler, who has mixed all the colors together so much it's sort of a guess what you're getting. Thinking about doing Bob Ross-like videos where I paint Bob Ross portraits but this one looks like Colloidal Silver Bob Ross

Yes, Hank is definitely actually awake. #webcomic

Did everyone remember to bring their favorite mug to celebrate National Mug Day? No? Not my problem. (from 2019) #webcomic

Did everyone remember to bring their favorite mug to celebrate National Mug Day? No? Not my problem. (from 2019) #webcomic

We have also seen the food he serves guests to the white house. This tasteless man wants a ballroom to serve fast food and dance like he's jacking off two dicks.

We've all seen him dance and it can only be described as "jacking off two dudes at the YMCA" it's so ridiculous he wants a ballroom for this

Sitting down at a restaurant with a sign saying it's going out of business and ordering spaghetti with meatballs but the waiter serves a bowl full of cat shit and wondering why my political party can't win elections while I dig in and insist beggars can't be choosers this is what I wanted actually

Also, the death penalty must be abolished. #webcomic