"Thanks! I learned it from Weegee."

"The Past, The Present, and The Future all walk into a bar. Man was it tense."

"Okay, okay. Uhm...do you wanna hear a joke?"

"Aw c'mon! A girl needs to have a bit of fun sometimes."

"No. I wear the dress and crown for fun. 'Course I'm a Princess."

"It's going well. Been on a vacation. Being a princess is harder than people think."

"Princess things. You wouldn't understand." :/

"Hello Mario!" :D

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"Taxes? But....I'm a Princess!"

"Your favorite princess is here now! No need to cry!"

Floating down with grace before taking a big breath. "HI EVERYONE! I HOPE TODAY HAS BEEN AMAZING SO FAR! WOOO HOOOOOOO!"

"Nintendo. Papa. Please leave them alone...."

"Get going then!"

"I WANNAAAAAAA"

"Kiss her again then!"

"B--BUT"

"Kiss her then, dork."

Snickering to herself. "It's-a-me! Daisy!" Doing her best to keep her giggles and snorts in.

"This doesn't seem to be two-way, boss man."

"THEY'RE KILLING MY MAN-"

soulmates aren't just lovers.

"Orrrrr you could do ANOTHER year of Luigi and make me the princess in allllll of those games. Like you should've. With the first year. Because I'm his princess."

"Is that it?" :(

"Nintendo, can I appear in a mainline game again?" :3

"HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! H-"

"Someone is full of herself."

Deep breath. "Why does Waluigi keep asking me to play tennis? I'm booked solid for LITERALLY anything else. Yep. Never free." Nudge, nudge. "Someone please invite me for literally anything else."

"No problem! Now I don't actually gotta move shop or worry about being replaced!" Somehow shoving the golf club into a small purse.

"Baking videos? People record them baking to help others?" Blink, blink. "Woah...."

"Don't worry about it! I'd say only do that in-front of the other princesses. I need to look like people actually respect me."

"It's good to meet you, Sunlight! And there's no need to be so polite. It's fine. The bowing stuff is for princesses like Peach or Rosalina."

"Who's my replacement?"

Looking down, waving. "Hi there! What's your name?"

"Kirby didn't consume anything. It was Kirby who got consumed. He got consumed by capitalism."

"Wait, why do you need these, Rosie?"

"Until you have a bunch of people complaining and your sales tank. Admit it. I'm loved."

"Rosie, I have a golf club. Does that work. Please tell me that works."

"THEY'D TREAT ME BETTER."

"I'LL JUST MOVE OVER TO SEGA. YEAH. I BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT."

"NUH UH. I OBJECT!"

[ NC ] "Holy sh-"

"AS A PRINCESS, I SAY NO!"