Cringe Festival

We recently had an LTN in our neighbourhood but some drivists wet the bed because they found it unacceptable to turn their steering wheel 6 times instead of 4. This scene however is seen as acceptable?

The definition of madness is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

Scenes at #cans last night

What is this magical creature that has appeared just round the corner from my house??!!!! I didn’t even know Manchester offered this - never mind one 20 metres from my house (not going to put my precious beloved bikes in there though)

I don’t know about you but I always wait to hear what the great thinker Sharon Osbourne has to say on matters of great importance before making my own mind up about it.

It may be a reflection of my own mental health but I didn’t have me crying at a video of Dave Morales talking about the making of Needin U on my scorecard today. You have to watch to end to understand why. #feelings youtu.be/w15aguHPbVM?...

PSA. Flow is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my 55 years. Go see it. Unless you are a miserable cynical heart-of-stone type then you’ll probably hate it and me and you can never be friends.

‘Everything’s computer’

@domcycling.com Check your DMs - have a bike related question

Fuck - I listen to the Blaze remix of I Wish I Didn’t Miss You by Angie Stone at least once a week. Listened to it on the train this evening and only just heard the news. Heartbreaking.

Of course Roberta Flack was one of the greatest when it came to tender lover songs but equally remembered in this shire for this certified Hacienda classic. Also surely one of the best examples of remixing a down tempo track into a totes banger? youtu.be/_DrK7bXAiUk?...

If any candidates for the new Pope follow me - you’ll get my vote if you go up the Aldi for me and do the big shop. I’ve got a cold and it’s raining. It’s what the baby Jesus would want.

I was today years old when I discovered that Gwen McRae is / was (obviously) married to George McRae! 🙄

I was today years old when I discovered Stevie V was English. Also Stevie V seems nice. youtu.be/Y4ucQjAF6Ok

This is my day ‘job’. If you or anyone you know is interested in modernist architecture and design then please give us a follow. Please and thank you

Im sure all of you want to watch an old man yack on about the olden days and all his crazy antics don’t you? Well you are in luck. m.youtube.com/watch?si=woF...

Overlooked for a Grammy. Again! Fumin’!

@thosetwoandme.bsky.social Oh - here she is

“I like my women like I like my bricks”

Part 1 of an occasional series ‘US House producers doing normal jobs now’ - Tommy Musto - Financial Advisor. Frankie Bones’ Wikipedia entry makes no mention of Tommy so I suspect a falling out at some stage? Maybe over an investment? thepinnaclefg.com/thomas-musto/

Sold a couple of bits on Vinted - both buyers gave me a 5 star review. What have you done today to make you feel proud?

What I see in the zoom window staring back at me with the weekend I’ve had (did I mention I have had a teeny weeny hangover?)

A visual representation of me up Burnage Aldi just now trying to do the big shop with aforementioned hangover.

Hangover status

Just bought a falafel and as the guy was constructing it I said ‘No yoghurt sauce - just hot sauce please’. He hesitated and then gave me a nod and went ‘Nice!’. I nodded silently back. I think he thought I was some hardcore baller but I’m just vegan- but didn’t want to blow the illusion.

RIP To my OG Sony MDR-V500’s. Had them since 1995 and have served me well. Many a dancefloor has been set on fire with these battle weapons. Finally given up the ghost. 😢

The energy I bring to BlueSky

Shout out to the guy on the train who not only has a ‘ring tone’ on his phone but it’s the sax intro to Infinity by Guru Josh

Tonight I shall mainly be watching this. youtu.be/geY8hW8FTxw

Feels a bit like first day at High School. Loads of new people and a few people you knew from primary school. Just trying to work out who is cool to hang out with and who is going to stick my head down the toilet.

I can’t find my favourite Fozzy Bear gif ……. I’m leaving!