So…secret police?

Does Schumer think there is a lack of video evidence?

It's crazy that this guy was all over the last Epstein files release and nobody is talking about it.

She heard him being called a 'pedo-protector' and thought he might help her brother out.

This is the ultimate punishment for an administration of posters.

Is it possible that Republicans still haven't realized that this is a very gay song?

Why did Democrats stop calling these people 'weird'?

So basically the status quo, but now they hate us?

Putting my chips on: he forgot the details of what they negotiated.

Are republicans incapable of imagining a world where they are no longer the majority party in power?

Big, strong men with tears in their eyes: "Mr. President, I'm so impressed that you didn't hurt your fingers with a binder clip. Even if you did, I know that you would not have cried."

The bullshit about protecting Venezuelan democracy or whatever lasted about a week.

Liking Rage Against the Machine, but not their political songs.

Staten Island alone has a larger population than Minneapolis

We’re living in an era of billionaire Bond villains.

The scorpion promised not to sting this time.

The new recession special just dropped.

Trump bragging about how many cognitive tests his doctors have had him take will never not be funny.

Lawless federal ICE agents shoot a mom in the face and terrorize neighborhoods in Minneapolis in no accountability. Morning Joe/Schumer: The problem is that aren't enough cops there.

What’s to stop the next Democrat president from withholding funding from any state that has an abortion ban?

Why does CBS think that I want to get my news from some dude sitting at a bar?

Sanctioning Iran by raising the prices in the United States.

We just had a week of republicans telling the media that Renee Good deserved to get shot.

...starting on January 7th 2021

Chances just went up. I know how the writers work.

Okay, see, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna shellac her with makeup, and I'm gonna blast her with light to soften up all those features.

Not paying some consultant $5 million to do a multi-year study to remove 4 square feet of concrete? New York has fallen to communism.

Oligarchy

The celebration when it happens is going to be talked about for generations.

big "my dog ate my homework" energy

Pirates of the Caribbean

So is he's going to be getting a completely unrelated MRI this week?

Actually, strategically located punching bags would not be a bad idea.

Are we going to start getting Fox News stories about farmers eating lobster with our tax dollars?

This would be a good time for Will Cain to explain how we should determine the culture value hierarchy.

Not for nothin', but as far as I know they refuse to release evidence that these were even drug boats.

“Come online” makes it sound like he lives in the internet.

It’s not the focus of the clip, but trumps head is so close to hitting the table.

lol, Greenblatt is putting TPUSA back on their website tonight.

This might finally get conservative media to have some tough conversations about Trump's mental decline.

If her music career doesn't pan out she can always fall back on access journalism.

If I were Gym Jordan I probably would have just sat this one out.

I’m still not sure if he’s right or left handed.

Focusing on the real kitchen table issues

We've reached the "If you think about it, Jeff Epstein wasn't so bad" phase of this story.

Transparency is a defining factor when coordinating a cover up.