Been thinking a lot about Rob Reiner this week obviously and man, I just love his work so much. And this montage is really fun if you're someone who grew up on A Few Good Men youtu.be/GiW-khF7cA0?...

It's the holiday season, so here's your annual reminder of one of the best things #SNL has ever done youtu.be/6-QG-rFf4po?...

#Hottake (not really) #NotreDame got totally fucked by the CFP committee, fuck them and #ESPN and I hope #Bama gets their dicks knocked in the dirt tonight. #BoomerSooner #Oklahoma

I made a hot toddy with Lola's Hot Sauce hot honey instead of regular honey and OH. MY. GOD. Total gamechanger.

My friend wrote a #StrangerThings refresher ahead of next week's final season premiere. Super helpful if you can't remember because it's been 84 years since the last season.

Damaris is so supportive and such a cheerleader and fan of Antonia. I just could not love Damaris more. #FoodNetwork #BeatBobbyFlay

I'm watching #TheGoldenGirls special 40 Years of Laughter & Friendship that I recorded the other night. It's so great. And in a year, imma need a #DesigningWomen one, please and thank you.

Found a disposable camera from 2005, got it developed. IDK these people - something I do sometimes is go do stuff on my own & make friends/people adopt me. So, internet - do your thing. The photos were taken after a #STLCards game in 2005. Anyone know them?

Enough cannot be said about the caption writer who is putting commentary next to people's names on #Bachelorinparadise this season. Give that lady a raise!

I was today years old when I learned the "bad boy" from "Head of the Class" that I had a crush on as a kid is THE CEO OF PARAMOUNT, WTF (tho, not for long) deadline.com/2025/08/para...

Also, we're all in agreement that no one actually did any of the stuff they are saying the accomplice did, right? Because I don't think so. I don't think there IS an accomplice. #BB27 #BigBrother

Getting caught up on #BB27. It's interesting they'd have the "accomplice" twist when Rachel is back since it was her original season that had the "saboteur," who incidentally was the first person evicted, LOL. #RIPAnnie #BigBrother

Finally get to watch the first 3 eps of #BB27. I have to say, the set decorators outdid themselves this year, I really, really like the house aesthetic. #BigBrother

Every once in a while, #TheBachelor or #TheBachelorette franchise finds someone who is genuinely SO funny. Jill Chin is an absolute diamond who deserves all the things.

Cloris Leachman got up in the middle of our interview, walked over to the piano in the hotel lobby and gave a little impromptu 5-minute concert.

This dude's breakdown of God Only Knows is incredible www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NaJ...

This line in @theathletic.bsky.social's morning newsletter made me spit-take my coffee: "Have you heard about the rough at Oakmont, site of this week’s #USOpen? Coverage on the ground suggests missing a fairway is akin to throwing a ball in the Mariana Trench."

SOLBERG! One of my favorite network people of all time. I was heartbroken to hear about his wife's death, and I understand why he says it's not the same without her. He'll be missed. #FX variety.com/2025/tv/news...

I know he did so many other things, but the courtroom scene in #GhostbustersII always tickled the hell out of me. "You're next, Bubbles." RIP, judge www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

This is the funniest, most insane thing I've heard in a very long time parade.com/news/rocker-...

Started #SecretChef. Shame there's no S2. But I call BS on the potluck. They wanted to keep Josh there, so they invented the tuna faceoff b/c he had the lowest rating and they needed to keep him there and knew he'd win the tuna challenge. #Justice4Stephenie

A Care Bears movie? I'm gonna need an update on Nicholas and Kim, Christy and Dark Heart, and Alice, Dim and Dum, and the Mad Hatter deadline.com/2025/06/care...

I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are You?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.

Brooke Williamson wears the cutest jumpsuits on #BBQBrawl. Seriously, they are adorable. #FoodNetwork

I'm on some email list where I get emails with subject lines like this: Nashville's Hot New Roof Top Bar Experience and it's just....

OH MY GOD, I JUST GO IT JFC. I fell victim to something that happens to me a lot on #wordle and trips me up, but I won't say what it is b/c spoilers.

Do not give me any hints and no spoilers here on my part, but #wordle is KILLING ME TODAY and I feel SO STUPID.

Really experienced what it's like to watch TV as you get older. My husband and I are getting caught up on #Hacks and I saw an actor and immediately shouted #mysistersam like I'm 74 years old. My Sister Sam, y'all. We studied that case on law school 😥

NPR and PBS aren't "woke" or "biased" just b/c you don't like what they're reporting, you fucking cunt

LM is not my fave person in the world, but I am obsessed with the musical #Chess and she is going to CRUSH IT as Florence parade.com/news/lea-mic...

OK, FR, Carson Kressley is hilarious on this show and Michael Symon's reactions to him are so adorable. But also, he plays a great part b/c he asks "novice" questions so that the other judges can explain stuff. That is super smart. #FoodNetwork

It is hilarious to watch how funny Michael Symon finds Carson Kressley. Kressle is admittedly very funny, but he seems to really tickle Symon's funnybone.

Moved on to #BBQBrawl and the first season was fine, but season 2 is a lot of fun. Eddie Jackson and Carson Kressley are really fun on this show. #FoodNetwork

It seems like #BeachsideBrawl isn't coming back, which is too bad b/c it's really fun. I love the chef rivalry and Antonia Lofaso is a great host. #FoodNetwork

Couldn't do it anymore. Fuck #HellsKitchen, this show sucks. Everyone's an asshole & miserable and it's making me dislike Gordon Ramsay and I LOVE GR. I have switched to #BeachsideBrawl. Antonia Lofaso is a GOOD host. This is so fun. Love the dynamic btwn AL, Brooke and Tiffani.

Can't wait to get to a season of #HellsKitchen where the men aren't all total dickbag pieces of shit. Louross is the only one who is not a complete prick.

I just now learned that #TheBigDoorPrize is canceled and I'm so fucking bummed. I really enjoyed that show and I wish I knew how it was going to wrap up.

Started watching #HellsKitchen. Started w/S4 b/c Reddit said to (and it was right). I love that the girls team works relatively well together and then men cannot get their shit together b/c they're all so toxic and awful. Eat shit, my dudes!

So, Brian Malarkey is a lot on season-long shows where he's a competitor, but he's really fun as the new host of #CutthroatKitchen.

Well done today, @nytimes.com puzzles

I'm on #GordonRamsaysFoodStars S2 and Lisa Vanderpump is here and that's kinda funny, but her team called their food truck Midday Amore and like, JFC, why not just call it Afternoon Delight? Or Nooner?

Tonight's #QuickfireChallenge on #TopChef is absolutely hilarious 😆

There's a thing here with #Andor fans telling me to watch #MichaelClayton and then a #PokerFace thing but I can't quite get the timelines to match up. But either way, I should watch Michael Clayton.

This is incredible, I love both of these singers. #Journey #StevePerry #WillieNelson #FarmAid parade.com/news/steve-p...

All this "Pete Rose is a scumbag" discourse reminds me that when my mom was a flight attendant in the 70s, he offered her a lot of money to come to his hotel with him and ditch the rest of her work schedule. He was... persistent. He sucks ass.

It's not like there are never funny moments. That Ego Nwodim this season was hilarious. But overall, they SUCK ASS. Suuuuuuck. Like, I'd rather they just played 10 minutes of rerun Weekend Updates of Fey/Poehler, Poehler/Meyers, even Fey/Fallon. Hell, throw some Kevin Nealon in there too.

IDK if this is a hot take or not or whatever, but if #SNL replaced the Weekend Update anchors, I would immediately start watching again.

Gotta say, just getting yourself on #GordonRamsaysFoodStars is a nice boost. I have Googled so many of these people's companies, and I actually placed an order with one of them tonight.

I'm now on to #GordonRamsay's #FoodStars and there is a man on here who is 5'4 and his wife is 6'0 and he's super funny and very charismatic and makes his own short jokes, super confident. What a short King. Love him to death.