Just figured out why my last couple ER shifts felt so chill

the travel nurse and married resident when you walk in the on-call room

100 ER nurses vs 100 ICU nurses

Her: I actually think I want to work in the CVICU Me: *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

Best ROSC ever

that one nurse on your unit that doesn’t like to take pictures

my supervisor created a RedNote account just to ask me to come in for overtime

“how does this medication work?” me:

why is this guy every triage patient with toe pain when they see me bring back a stroke first

my nurse manager during my annual evaluation

cardiologists after thanksgiving

i want to take a nurse that’s been through a lot and show them it gets worse

can start an IV fast? no. but can I start an IV well? also no. but does the IV work? alas, no.

what brings you to the ER?

i think it’s time for me to start administering ativan based on math instead of vibes

1000% tarrifs on blood culture bottles

stop asking me what i’m doing for thanksgiving i’m getting yelled at by a naked 87y/o man for not having peanut butter

just because you haven’t found a nursing field you like doesn’t mean you will

me pretending to be sad when my patient says they’re leaving AMA

sorry I can't come in for overtime, i'm actually holding space with the lyrics of Defying Gravity right now

idk why but i feel like this would be a good book for new grads working in the ER

the facebook reaction buttons look like a career in healthcare from start to finish