OF COURSE water starts leaking through the kitchen ceiling the day before we go on holiday. OF COURSE IT DOES

UgggggjjjhHJHH 😭💙💜😭

He’s listening hard and taking notes on the video call (there’s a bowl of lasagne behind the screen)

Had a very nice time in France and coming back to work this morning is a massive kick in the knackers tbqh

Bringing presents back from France xoxo

I turn 30 and my neck is fucked the minute I sleep on a pillow that isn’t my own. Stay tuned to see if my back is also a creaking mess! Xoxo

Autism was first diagnosed in 1943. Tylenol was invented in 1955

He’s just a lil guy

Please be a normal week please be a normal week please be a normal week please be a normal week please be a normal week please be a normal week please be a normal week please be a normal week please b

Keep wanting to share a tiktok or two here that I’ve found funny in an attempt to lighten the timelines, but my algorithm is just dogs farting because I have the same sense of humour as a pre-teen boy

How tired am I? Good question. I sprinkled tea bags on my weetabix instead of sugar

Thinking about Verso xxx( I have not finished the game so DO NOT skeet me to tell me he is bad or ugly)

Gave him a bath, obviously now shivering like he was abandoned outside for a month

Finished Act 1 of Expedition 33 but also … Verso

I do reaaaaallly love it when people reply to my emails you know

Missed the turning to nursery because I was too busy thinking about Robbie Williams

Hi I’m writing a silly article on strangely memorable lines of video game dialogue - I don’t mean the classic quotes, I mean things YOU’VE remembered, maybe from lesser known games/scenes, and you don’t really know why. Do you have examples?!

Baby slept through the night for the third time ever

13 month old rolling her eyes at me singing Sesame Street??? I’m doomed for real

Every non-Silksong PR when 3pm hits today:

This week I’ll have been with Honest PR for 5 years. Absolutely bonkers. I dread to think how many games I’ve helped launch in that time, but some favourites were Eastward, Mundaun, Oxenfree II, Lords of the Fallen, Fae Farm, Paper Trail and many, many more. GAMEZ PR RULEZ 🤘✨🍾

Thank god for pizza and Prosecco, am I right fellas

Hey so what the fuck are those mimes in Expedition 33? Who thought that would be a good idea??? I’m going to have nightmares??????

Happy new Sabrina day to all who celebrate 💋

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The best bit about all the Hellraiser previews are the different names people are using instead of penis

I can’t get over how stunning this game is

Hi hello @ anyone who has travelled with a 1 year old recently? If anyone has any tips for flights, I’d be v grateful 🙏✈️

I *very distinctly* remember anyone who makes any effort to support me in the face of harassment, because so few people do. It is largely dealt with silently and completely alone, with 0 support (and some times actually disdain!) from those who pretend to be champions.

Logging into Instagram as someone who is not a Swiftie:

Me reading the Hellraiser gamescom impressions

Cannot wait to read what people thought of Hellraiser at gamescom !

Started Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and oh. Oh no. I am a mess. Thanks a mill! Xx

This is quite sad lol but just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone who made an effort to chat with me at some point throughout gamescom. I’ve felt very invisible for the past year post baby, and I actually felt seen for the first time in a long time 🥺🫂🖤

😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤

Gamescom 2025 complete ✔️ it’s been such a hoot seeing so many lovely faces and friends. Until next time, Köln!

If you see me at the airport tomorrow with three glasses of Prosecco in front of me, mind your business, UNLESS you’re going to tell me how young and youthful I look (I just dyed my grey hairs)

PSA ‼️ the forecast for gamescom has now cooled down thank god BUT PLEASE STILL PACK 12 DEODRANTS

Every now and again I go to the deep, dark depths of my phone notes and find things like this. This is when I kept waking up in the night (circa 2022) and writing down “genius” game ideas:

Press release: we have PC and PLAYSTATION KEYS ONLY Someone: can I get 2 xbox keys

V excited to be going back to gamescom after missing last year. I’ll be at the B2B Saber Interactive booth and when I’m not there, you’ll most likely find the pink dot (me) in the Corkonian (for my sins), or in bed (do not look for me there thanks). KOLSCH 👏 KOLSCH 👏 KOLSCH 👏

Looked away for 30 seconds

Could do with a nice little cold Kolsch right about now before I hurl my computer in to the fucking sun xxx

This is a PSA TO PACK YOUR DEODORANT NOW, PLEASE

About time actually

How on earth is my newborn baby one year old tomorrow 😭😭😭

I realise 90% of what I post is about my child/me crying/the passing of time/those three things combined, but it’s her first birthday this week, she’s just started walking and I keep SOBBING THINKING ABOUT HOW QUICKLY TIME IS GOING AND I’M GOING TO BLINK AND SHE’LL BE 18