I wonder if reverse catfish exist like a hot person will pretend to be someone ugly and when they meet someone for the first time it’s like surprise shitwad

When you try petting the stray cat but they run away

There’s no better high than finishing a script/rewrite. Will I hate it when I read it? Absolutely. But I’ll bask in this afterglow in the meantime

Happy Monday let’s write those scripts

This is what it’s all about

Does anyone else get hiccups when they eat too fast or am I simply a beast

Happy Halloween to all my queer followers!! If you’re straight have a good day too I guess

Tackling this script revision without a clearly defined beat sheet

Do you think average joe and smart aleck ever explored each other’s bodies

Those aren’t typos they’re my friends

Someone’s ready for Halloween

I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish

Draft 1 / Draft 2

It’s only a matter of time before RFK Jr. bans the cootie shot. Don’t you dare touch our circles or dots

IT’S TIME

What do you mean Toy Soldiers and Small Soldiers aren’t the same movie

Was feeling fine talking to myself until I realized I failed the bechdel test 😔

When people ask why I’m a writer

Homophobes need to start calling us pretty boys again. Tell me I’m the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen. I’d consider you an ally

I love being a trendsetter (eating chocolate while exercising)

I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish

Me establishing friendships

Zombie movies and tv shows are always like “we call them walkers” or “that’s a biter” hi what?? Those are zombies what is wrong with you people

If you’re a customer you’re wrong

I’ve been a writer since elementary school

*does a gay little twirl that pisses you off*

I’ve been a screenwriter for over a decade so I’ve decided to make a thread about what I’ve learned so far 🧵 1/

Exactly 2 years ago, we wrapped production on my feature film debut, Tautó. Today, it brings me great joy to announce that post-production is officially complete! Can’t wait to share more about this bizarre, art house horror film with you all in the near future!

You’re a writer and a procrastinator? Pick a struggle

Yesterday: I’m gonna get so much writing done tomorrow! Today:

Happy new year or whatever

MILF (man I love film)

me in the criterion closet: where shrek 2

Maybe he’s right

Thank you Korean filmmakers

Me jotting down my silly little story ideas before bed

The only blue life that matters is hers

Pride Month is here, so I’m sharing helpful tips on how to be a better ally 🧵 1/

They could’ve named this crossword literally anything else

My MC after committing a string of needlessly brutal murders

This diva

I don’t want to “kill my darlings” I want to go to aruba

Still hurting from the time a gay coworker assumed I was straight. Do my cropped pants and ankle boots mean nothing to you?

Unstoppable force (my desire to write) meets immovable object (my desire to nap)

My WIP when it sees me taking notes for a new project

A boy and his corn

Um I’m not just a writer sweetie I’m a *screenwriter* so I’m my own brand of cringe

When you don’t write anything all day

I love being right (pronouncing GIF with a soft g)

JD Vance killing the Pope would’ve been crazier if Katy Perry didn’t already kill that nun