Remembering a date I had in 2014 where we went to Twin Peaks in San Francisco and I yelled ‘who killed Laura Palmer’ and he didn’t understand the reference. That was the last time we saw each other

Had a dream I was mistaken for being 22 so I’ll be riding that high all day

Sometimes Too Shy by Kajagoogoo gets stuck in your head and you just have to deal with it

When your beta reader is harsher than you anticipated

Don’t slap the ass that feeds you or whatever the saying is

*tips hat at ill woman* ma’lady

Almost done with this rewrite and of course NOW I’m thinking of adding in a new character

Boy lunch

The FBI agent watching me through my webcam as I write the worst script they’ve ever read

Roth Ira would make a beautiful name for a fiscally aware newborn

Not to be a cringe millennial but sometimes there’s a dog that’s a heckin pupper

I’m not family friendly I’m family hostile. Your kids are ugly and your husband has a flat ass. I’ll stab you

Me: I’m gonna write so much today :) The word document:

me as a judge: do you pinky promise you didn’t commit those atrocities

I wonder if reverse catfish exist like a hot person will pretend to be someone ugly and when they meet someone for the first time it’s like surprise shitwad

When you try petting the stray cat but they run away

There’s no better high than finishing a script/rewrite. Will I hate it when I read it? Absolutely. But I’ll bask in this afterglow in the meantime

Happy Monday let’s write those scripts

This is what it’s all about

Does anyone else get hiccups when they eat too fast or am I simply a beast

Happy Halloween to all my queer followers!! If you’re straight have a good day too I guess

Tackling this script revision without a clearly defined beat sheet

Do you think average joe and smart aleck ever explored each other’s bodies

Those aren’t typos they’re my friends

Someone’s ready for Halloween

I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish

Draft 1 / Draft 2

It’s only a matter of time before RFK Jr. bans the cootie shot. Don’t you dare touch our circles or dots

IT’S TIME

What do you mean Toy Soldiers and Small Soldiers aren’t the same movie

Was feeling fine talking to myself until I realized I failed the bechdel test 😔

When people ask why I’m a writer

Homophobes need to start calling us pretty boys again. Tell me I’m the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen. I’d consider you an ally

I love being a trendsetter (eating chocolate while exercising)

I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish this WIP I will finish

Me establishing friendships

Zombie movies and tv shows are always like “we call them walkers” or “that’s a biter” hi what?? Those are zombies what is wrong with you people

If you’re a customer you’re wrong

I’ve been a writer since elementary school

*does a gay little twirl that pisses you off*

I’ve been a screenwriter for over a decade so I’ve decided to make a thread about what I’ve learned so far 🧵 1/

Exactly 2 years ago, we wrapped production on my feature film debut, Tautó. Today, it brings me great joy to announce that post-production is officially complete! Can’t wait to share more about this bizarre, art house horror film with you all in the near future!

You’re a writer and a procrastinator? Pick a struggle

Yesterday: I’m gonna get so much writing done tomorrow! Today:

Happy new year or whatever

MILF (man I love film)

me in the criterion closet: where shrek 2

Maybe he’s right

Thank you Korean filmmakers

Me jotting down my silly little story ideas before bed