And #eurovision have a massive sigh of relief. Dodged a bullet of their own making

We could enter Adele and Harry Styles singing a duet written by Paul McCartney and a reincarnated John Lennon and we’d still be bottom five #eurovision

When you’ve got #eurovision at 3pm and a papal conclave at 6

#eurovision interval

Is this the longest #eurovision prevote interval ever?? It’s going to be Monday morning before we get to the end of the

Cascada and Benny Benassi should double up on a lawyer #eurovison

Antonio del’Hadley #eurovision

Final 5 seconds of trying to get Mike D tickets on ticketmaster: “…3, 2, 1, On sale now! No tickets available”

“Can’t believe it’s been nearly 15 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day.”

I’ll Be There For You - The Rembrandts

Typical. We get into the play off zone just as Armageddon’s about to kick off #saintsfc

Another Badenoch interview going well on BBCBreakfast

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

Sebastien Tellier superb gig at KOKO tonight.

I get why Starmer can’t just shrug the whole nonsense off as deranged ramblings of a syphillitic dementia sufferer but I don’t think there’s headlines about Macron etc crawling to try and repair things after making a very logical decision to not get involved www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

No of MPs: Labour 404 Conservative 116 LibDem 72 SNP 9 Reform UK 8 Green Party 5 Plaid Cymru 4 Running order of Middle East responses in Chris Mason’s frothily excited piece on PMQs on BBC News Labour Conservative Reform LibDem Green Party SNP Plaid Cymru It’s so predictable

Well that’s disappointing #theicehockey

Sad news of Robert Duvall. Some classic roles, but also he was just good in everything he was in.

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/1R2etg__x1Y?...

Did someone say beveragino?

Aw man. So sad. So good in everything she did

No meaning

Two things this past year where I hoped for the best but expected the worst, and was right: Lewis Hamilton at Ferrari; Keir Starmer and Labour as the government. The only error was that in both cases I underestimated how bad “the worst” would actually turn out to be.

The enshitification of Todoist begins

Monday

That one of the physics teachers showed his A-Level class a video of him shitting onto a plate.

Came from Cuba on a boat / My former life seems hazy / Play the game to be the GOAT / But the coke game’s crazy / You think you know how the story will end? / Come and say hello to my little friend (over a sample of the hook from And The Beat Goes On)

Of course, this was all about Warren Beatty you know #totp

Textbook curtains on the bass player #totp

I’m assuming Chaka Demus n Pliers do the same thing as Ant n Dec and always stand in the right order? #totp

God we’ve hit a real dull patch #totp. It’s like they have to balance out the first songs in case it’s TOO good

Wee break time. It’s the completely forgettable Jade

That’s how to do live #totp

I need both the song AND the artist. No, there’s no half points.

There’s a time and place for cosplaying your favourite Ghost of Tsushima character

A BBC4 season of Robert Redford films in tribute would be a wonderful way to spend several evenings in. So many absolute classics.

I hate Bohemian Rhapsody

So let’s see how BBC News deal with today’s events

God this is a lovely album #saintetienne www.mojo4music.com/articles/new...

Credit to Ed Davey for this. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

Is this the same The Firm as Star Trekkin’? #totp

A great #TourDeFrance #TDF comes to an end, as does free-to-air coverage on UK TV 😢. I’ve watched it since the Lemond-Fignon drama of 1989 got me hooked, first on C4 then ITV. So sad that that’s it. Gary Imlach is a complete legend...🧵

It seemed like a bit of fun at the time but little did they know the terrible events it put in motion #totp

Thank fuck. It’s been at least 15mins since I last saw Shakin Steven’s #totp.

Narrator: It was him #totp

Da fuq #totp

“Err isn’t it a bit quicker and more dancey than this??” - Everyone watching this in ‘98 #totp

I’ve just proved my age by having STRONG FEELINGS about Jayne Middlemiss #totp