Me on my way to the Rapture

Came from Cuba on a boat / My former life seems hazy / Play the game to be the GOAT / But the coke game’s crazy / You think you know how the story will end? / Come and say hello to my little friend (over a sample of the hook from And The Beat Goes On)

Of course, this was all about Warren Beatty you know #totp

Textbook curtains on the bass player #totp

I’m assuming Chaka Demus n Pliers do the same thing as Ant n Dec and always stand in the right order? #totp

God we’ve hit a real dull patch #totp. It’s like they have to balance out the first songs in case it’s TOO good

Wee break time. It’s the completely forgettable Jade

That’s how to do live #totp

I need both the song AND the artist. No, there’s no half points.

There’s a time and place for cosplaying your favourite Ghost of Tsushima character

A BBC4 season of Robert Redford films in tribute would be a wonderful way to spend several evenings in. So many absolute classics.

I hate Bohemian Rhapsody

So let’s see how BBC News deal with today’s events

God this is a lovely album #saintetienne www.mojo4music.com/articles/new...

Credit to Ed Davey for this. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

Is this the same The Firm as Star Trekkin’? #totp

A great #TourDeFrance #TDF comes to an end, as does free-to-air coverage on UK TV 😢. I’ve watched it since the Lemond-Fignon drama of 1989 got me hooked, first on C4 then ITV. So sad that that’s it. Gary Imlach is a complete legend...🧵

It seemed like a bit of fun at the time but little did they know the terrible events it put in motion #totp

Thank fuck. It’s been at least 15mins since I last saw Shakin Steven’s #totp.

Narrator: It was him #totp

Da fuq #totp

“Err isn’t it a bit quicker and more dancey than this??” - Everyone watching this in ‘98 #totp

I’ve just proved my age by having STRONG FEELINGS about Jayne Middlemiss #totp

Well the hurling was bloody brilliant. More of this please BBC

The Conservative Party definitely wouldn’t.

"This has been brutal. For a working-class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last"

That cannibals name? Albert Einstein. And they all stood up and cheered. He was speaking Welsh.

Another day of war crimes by the IDF. 85 innocent civilians murdered in what the UN is specifically calling a genocide. Still - the headlines are about a naughty man saying a bad thing about the soldiers committing these war crimes.

Well that’s a surprise

Daughter is insisting we watch Olivia Rodrigo, not The Prodigy

Lisa Nandy popping up to remind everyone she’s supposedly the Culture Secretary

I’m definitely not a fashion guy but I find these threads so interesting.

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with “butthole” The Very Hungry Butthole

It’s such a great album but this Charlie XCX performance is kind of boring? Glastonbury needs more than just sticking the CD on and wiggling your arse doesn’t it?

If one thing is nearly going to have me in bits it’s Pulp singing Something Changed with pics of them in the old days onscreen behind

Well that was a bloody good night. Public Enemy in London

Oh good. Dept Q. Another police drama with a troubled lead character and dialogue that’s just constant, tedious snark.

St. Ufrancis is the patron saint of Crackerjack (Crackerjack!)

Monday

British pit lane reporter on TNTSports Le Mans coverage is so bad. She’s asked the helicopter cameraman if he will be watching the race (hard to film it if you’re not), Rubens Barrichello if he wants to race again after he’s told her he’d love to get a team together with his sons..

Thanks TNT Sports for keeping with that pointlessly long interview with Rubens Barrichello instead of the incident between the Alpine and Peugeot. #lemans

Aw man Sly Stone and Brian Wilson in the same week?

Half-time #andeng

Young Vernon Kaye with a Eurovision classic #totp

They look like they’re now on a register #totp

The absolute perfect combination. 100%. No notes. #totp

Absolute banger #totp