If you leave your shopping basket at the register instead of taking it back, I actively look down on you. We expect 5 year olds to put back stuff when they're done using it. A grown adult has no excuse not to, especially when you will literally be walking past where it goes while leaving.

Got my yearly covid and flu shots yesterday. Today, I am NOT running a fever, but my skin is noticeably warmer than usual... Which my cat decided means my chest is free real estate. I've been pinned under him for the last hour and a half.

Septuagenerians have been telling me for the last 10 years that "they're gonna stop making pennies soon" and I want it to happen already just so that old people can shut up about it

I like how the golden ending of Silent Hill F is basically the protag saying "Silent Hill F this!" and beating the sh*t out of EVERYONE for all of the BS they made her put up with throughout the game

Google's AI is trying to gaslight me. This is why I entirely ignore that thing when I look stuff up

3 weeks left until my vacation and I am ready to commit a crime

A casual conversation with a customer had a natural flow into me suggesting he get a free flu shot. He doesn't get angry (it isn't that kind of story) but does shoot it down by saying he doesn't do shots or pills. I retorted "no, but you do buy 3 packs of cigarettes a day"

I ate some burgers, did some deadlifts in my workout, took a warm shower and just popped some melatonin and night time cold medicine, so give it 20 minutes and I'm gonna be knocked the **** out like it was Friday.

My sister is on her period, so I'm gonna give a PSA about this item: She gets super bad cramps and nausea to the point that it's a coin flip on if she is even getting out of bed for 3-4 days and has had to be hospitalized a few times. She swears by these as pretty much the only thing that stays down

There's a lot of my regular customers that I just do not like. Either they're annoying, or they do something I find offensive. But very few of them will I let that affect my professionalism and let it show. One of the two regulars with "White Power" tattoos seems to finally be noticing the hint.

One of my pet peeves of customers is "people who whistle/sing." I wouldn't hate it if i weren't, you know, a captive audience forced to listen. But that said, I am convinced most of them do it for attention. I tested that with one regular who whistles the entire time he is in the store.

Just got a warning when I opened the app that they detected suspicious activity on my account and advised I change password

So... has anyone else been getting notifications of one of your followers reposting something you reposted, but it was for a thing you've never reposted and when you checked, it had somehow reposted and liked itself on your account?

Breaking: orange Kool-Aid declares he will be taking legal action against a studio for not canceling the show of a guy who criticized him

Random thought today: Do you think Jesus would approve of crosses being used as a religious symbol? I mean, the guy was nailed to one, tortured and left to die. You'd think he would have beef with them, just a little. And it isn't like the Bible says to use them, anyway.

Do scalpers know what scalping is? A customer just asked about pokemon cards, I told him how we get people 5 times a day asking for them and how scalpers are desperate these days. His response: "I sell online, but I dont scalp." Yeah... that's scalping.

You know @coryxkenshins.bsky.social is goated because of how many comments he gets literally in the first minute of posting a video

I am 64 epsiodes into The Beginning After the End's webcomic and just realized something... Art looks like if Riddle from Twisted Wonderland had normal nutrition and was into sports

All you need to know about Republicans: In Florida, we have a "check all IDs" law for alcohol and tobacco. People hate this. I've jokingly suggested to customers that they blame DeSantis, as the governor. Everyone I've ever said this to says it isn't his fault and blame me for following the law.

We are having a seasonal roach infestation right now. Yes, seasonal. One of several reasons I hate my town. I woke up this morning to find a ton of them hanging around the top of my bedroom door. I think they're nesting in the space between my door and the frame, but I'm scared to look.

It happened again. Not even the same customer, last time was a stereotypical white Karen and this time it was some Hispanic family. Why is this happening multiple times?!

Genuine question: Why do so many MAGA supporters have the exact same PFP of them wearing sunglasses in a car? I know we mock them fkr how generic it is, but why did they start doing it in the first place? Is it a meme?

Wtf is this comment section

New, horrifying trash talk unlocked

I'm excited to share the official release date for my new webtoon series "Don't Enter the House Pool"... HALLOWEEN!!! (Oct 31, 5pm PDT) 🐙 #housepool #dethp #dontenterthehousepool #horrorwebtoon

When you pick up the barbell but forgot one of the plates

Weird and annoying thing that happens to me every day around now: I get home and really, really have to take a leak, so I do. Half an hour later, I really, really have to take a dump... and I wonder why tf my body didn't just want to while I was in the bathroom half an hour ago. It was right there!

May have just seen the best depiction possible irl of a MAGA supporter. Old man walking with a crutch and wearing a visibly moldy Trump hat from 2020, buying a tracfone card with cash because he doesn't want the government tracking his purchases.

Nephew is going through my Playstation library, looking for something he'd enjoy. I recommend Borderlands. He says no, too much reading. In Borderlands.

One of those rare times I am genuinely tempted to spend coins on Webtoons, this series is fire and they just had some huge twists to elad into the season finale

Saw a youtube video about this site and decided to try it. I was the first person to beat relapse with responsibility! Yay!... wait, uh... that's not good

Ok, so... my sister's boyfriend's sister and her two kids just confirmed that they have covid. This led to me asking my sister in the same conversation if she wants to come into my store for her and her kids to get shots (covid or flu) and this is how I find out my sister is anti-vax.

I posted this on IG, but it should be here too. I will not mourn a man who felt children’s lives were expendable. Everyone that took part in that nation-wide walkout was told their life didn’t matter as much as a gun. We wanted to protect EVERYONE, but only guns got more protections as a result.

New conspiracy theory unlocked: Kash Patel fired the head of the Salt Lake City FBI branch literally days before they would have been investigating the Charlie Kirk shooting. This is also one of the most professionally executed political assassinations in years. 🤨 🤔

Is it weird that I am already at the point where I feel like people are focusing too much on Charlie Kirk? Does that say more about me, or about the state of the US as a whole that I'm already bored and annoyed by people talking about him only a day later?

When/if they ever catch the person who shot Charlie Kirk, how much do you want to bet that they're a white, cis/het, male Republican? Side note, it was so ironic that the main topic of debate was about gun violence.

Considering how often "accusations are confessions" tends to be true of Republicans saying that Dems are doing messed up stuff, I am now genuinely curious if several major Republican figures have cult meetings in the basement of a pizza place to drink child blood.

The Pokémon card scalpers in my area are starting to sound like drug addicts. Just had a guy repeatedly insist that he'd pay me to hold on to some for him. "My daughter really wants some." Like, just order on Amazon or something, I dunno.

I thought of something NSFW I wanted to look up earlier and said I'd do it on my lunch break while no one else is in the break room. Welp, I have 9 minutes left on lunch and can't remember what it was.

I don't quite understand customers who tell me what they want when walking past me into the store. Do they think I'm taking orders, or that they need to have the item on reserve? "I want a carton of this cigarette!" And then they don't check out for 15-20 minutes.

@jaxblade.bsky.social, is that you?! (New character in a webtoon series called Swolemates)

Be like Lottiexolo , don't give up hope and vote (Sauce: #SenoritaCometa by @arechanga.bsky.social on Webtoons, also on twitch)

So... I've never played #HollowKnight, nor have I seen a let's play. Considering how FREAKED people are for #SilkSong, I decided to check and... yep, it's in my Playstation library, never downloaded. It was a free game of the month once (specifically, Void Heart). Gee, what should my next move be?