If you have a spare minute, please sign the petition to the NZ government to repeal the ban on puberty blockers for trans and Takatāpui youth 🩷🩵🤍 our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/re...

Literally tried being a shitpost account for, like, a week, but I’m bringing it back for the sake of watching the gävle goat burn

Every time you use ChatGPT or something like it, you’re helping to train an algorithm that is actually being developed to do things like this

Reminder that most "red" states have a sizable population who're gerrymandered out of power. Support those who resist!

Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.

Great interview on why Seymours mic was taken at Waitangi by Ngātiwai chairman Aperahama Edwards. ❤️🤍🖤 #nzpol

Waitangi Hīkoi in te Whanganui-a-tara ❤️🤍🖤

S/O: *accidentally cracks my fingers while pulling me off the bed* S/O: oh that's satisfying! Will the rest of your fingers do it? The rest of my fingers: *crack* S/O: ooooh you crunchyyyy

Hope we're all starting off the year doing our civic duty making submissions against the gross anti-indiginous, anti-trans, anti-humanity bills the colonialist NZ government is trying to pass!

The mind is willing, but the body doesn't have ADHD like the mind does, so how can I expect it to forget the traumas

This is a really helpful overview of the Regulatory Standards Bill background & submission process. Send an email instead of answering Seymour’s questions. Do it, & spread the word!

Me: *refusing to get off my phone to go to sleep* New kitten: *sneaks up, bites me on the nose* Partner: *zero sympathy, had the audacity to laugh, claims they were right to do so*

Aight dad jokers, you have exactly 30 minutes to get out all of your New Years jokes, then it's heads down writing new ones for next year. Time for some original material up in here.

On the edge of my seat waiting for the Gävle Goat to burn

Alright girls, it's time to commit to the bit Time for some commitment to the bitment

Dreamt that it was Friday and now I'm reeling to reset my brain for Thursday

SO: hey check this out *pulls 2 carrots out of their dinosaur handbag*

One of my favourite things is when a person realises they're in a safe space and start to lower their guard and you get treated to the lovely little mannerisms and things that they hide otherwise to "fit in"

Sun good but make sleepy

Imagine 11% of jobs in the capital city drying up in ONE YEAR and the dickheads responsible still rave that they're the party of economic responsibility 🙃

Nothing hits quite as hard as having a good cry at work

GOD girls are pretty

Besides the fact that Perrin from WoT would absolutely give great hugs, I need him to crush my soul back into my body with those honkin big arms

The duality of being detail oriented but also clumsy asf

Behold the power of consistency *burns hand in the same place on the same part of the oven rack*

I need to start fucking with people I went to school with to normalise questioning gender more, y'know?

united healthcare denied a $111,000 claim when i was 23 because they deemed a private hospital room not medically necessary after my doctor wrote them a letter explaining that i'd die if i was exposed to anyone with a viral illness.

Out here in my slut era (2 timing between the bread I'm making and the bread in the toaster)

Nothing like slamming back a pack of Mentos to feel alive (definitely not trying to un-crash my BGs)

Rizz, but it's you saying dumb shit and the person you're with finding it funny because they're also messed up in the head

Starting to understand the hype behind the Hollywood Handshake goddam

SO: we should do our exercises! Me, carving another slice of cheese off the block: I'm exercising my lack of restraint

Our cat looking like a shell shocked husk after we used the fly zapper earlier is giving French classical films a run for their money

Queer neighbours coming around for dinner: - great fun - cat gets to demand pats from more people - makes me feel SO old - getting absolutely thrashed in Mariokart

Twisting S/O and me into a human pretzel so that I hit both of our faces when I drop my phone

Amos getting sent home (starting at s14 and going backwards) for a bad show stopper after coming 2nd in the technical is serving as a harsh welcome to Nothing Means Shit Except For The Showstopper scoring of this show. Rip.

Starting Great British Bakeoff, wish me luck

Spacial awareness is for suckers, just saying

All these people finding themselves in their worldly travels, I just keep finding myself walking into my bedroom door frame

Not to start digging myself a tadwife grave, but there's something so satisfying about spending hours in the kitchen making bread

One of my favourite things since getting glasses is finding novel sequels to TV series I love and actually Wanting to read, like??? Thanks funky bits of glass that I balance on my face for giving me access to more of the things I love???

Living my best life (in bed by 9, rewatching early 2000's TV shows that got cancelled before they had a chance to get stale)

God gives her immunoest battles to her compromisiest soldiers (hello, it's me, sick for the 17th time in 6 months)

Hīkoi Mō te Tiriti ❤️🤍🖤 19.11.24

Love to see it

So proud to see health workers gather in front of Nga Puna Waiora Wellington Regional Hospital this evening to demand a ceasefire in Gaza and honour the names of Palestinian healthworkers killed by Israel. From the river to the sea