I just cut my tongue on a cup of yogurt

Anyone else craving Mr beast's meat rn?

Dont you die on me you fucking piece of shit

IM GONNA SQUEEze jelly from your eyes! RAwrRRRRr!

This is what happens when you tell the opossum boyfriend to go buy groceries

Okay, so it was a little unlucky that I started off 2026 by getting crazyyy fucking sick for a week. The last several days were just a haze of Persona 5, work, and sleep.

Happy new years! Despite all the crazy stuff going on this year, I really enjoyed 2025. Thank you to all the wonderful people who have come into my life this year. I hope I meet many more in 2026!

Who would've thought milk and red bull go together so well #yummers

Here it is! My second ever video! I just spent the last 3 months of my life playing five laps at Freddy's almost every single day so I hope you guys enjoy this one.

This might be a hot take but Zootopia 2 was pretty underwhelming. I was absolutely not feeling the chemistry between Judy and Nick for most of the run time. They also had a few scenes where they felt wildly out of character as well. Gary and Pawbert were the best though, I love them so much. <3

I had 26 fucking chicken nuggets today

Fnaf 2 movie was kinda ass sauce but at least it made me laugh a lot. #IStillLoveFiveNightsAtFreddys

About to watch the Fnaf 2 movie :D #ilovefivenightsatfreddys

There is a strange creature on my floor. What should I do?

Y'know, I sometimes forget that when I was in middle school, I had a Toy Freddy themed Ifunny account. Somewhere, in the deep recesses of the internet. It's still there, festering.

WHY IS PUKING BRIAN IN THE CHOWDER SECTION OF YOUTOOZ LOL

At my parents drinking drunk off box wine. Happy thanksgiving! Even if I'm a day early.

I think I'm finally coming down from the Fnaf cupcake. Pretty sure it erased some of my DNA. Surprisingly tasty though.

Ngl the FNAF cupcake is giving me the ick. Will update later if this thing doesn't kill me.

GUYS holy fuck there's a FNAF meal at Popeyes. IT COMES WITH LITTLE CUPCAKE. kinda strange Scott choose Popeyes though, right?

I bought this rainbow sugar stick like 2 months ago. I was supposed to eat it but it's just soooooooo pretty. I think I like it better as a decoration. :3

How it feels seeing valve announce the steam frame today

Oh my god.. His chill meter is off the charts

My video is getting so close to being done. I've made a ton of progress on it recently. This opossum is back in action!

I wish there were better Rocket Raccoon figures out there. Youtooz makes one that is sooooo close to being something I like, but the eyes look a little bit too weirddd. Are there any custom figure creators out there?

On a less reflective note. Redbull made a new flavor and! It's like. Kinda mid sauce. Pretty can design though.

4 years ago, on my walk to class, I would put fruit stickers on this electrical box. Today there's only one left. It's been there for a long time. So much has changed. Yet it's still there.

What the hell is grammarly smoking these days?

Bluey sighting (scary)

My fucking power went out mid league of legends match. Fuck my stupid shrimp life.

Will the madness ever end? Will sour patch kids graft onto everything we know and love? I wish I had the answer.

[JUST BE CONFIDENT] | #shipwrecked64/#hi09 animation song by: @russelbuck.com game by: @squeaksdcorgeh.bsky.social

Guys check out this sick rat poster I found on my walk.

Fun Halloween prank idea! Buy as many pumpkin seeds as you can and just fucking plant them wherever. Overwhelm your city with pumkins..

My happy corner :)

I really don't know if I should take the FNAF figures out of the box or not. Like I want to, but once it's done I can't undo it. I also can't put springteap together if all of his pieces are locked away behind a wall of plastic. Hmmmmmmmm.

We're taking work doodling to a whole new level here at opossum HQ

Now they can all watch me yoink my sploinky

My husband and his little chicken nugget friend <3

Only the most depraved gaming warlords remember this one. Smash like if you agree.

fetal alcohol scooby doo

You give a opossum a job, and he will buy fnaf merch (I'm sorry Chica, I'll find you and buy you next, I promise)

The view from my apartment is so pretty x3

I just spent 14 hours in the lab cooking this one. Here is the definitive Jamiepossum furry Husbando tier list. Enjoy~ ;P

I just realized that I said gay and little in both of my last two skeets. That's just a small Freudian glance into my twisted fucked up gay little mind.

You better not be a gay little creature slurping strawberry ice cream from a cute miniature waffle cone. Me as fuck:

I have to wait 4 MONTHS for my gay little foxy plush to arrive in the mail. What kind of society do we live in where I can't impulse buy Fnaf merch and have it sitting on my desk the next day? Humanity has fallen....

Guys, peep the Minecraft house. Is it fire sauce or no????

Vitals: Healthy Mind: Recovering Possum: Drooling