I need to like 10 posts to train the algorithm so what happens if i like my own posts

I have never eaten cereal for breakfast its always a very good bedtime snack however

I bought a gundam and I’m yet to put it together

The interesting thing about being a software developer is that I spend a lot of time building nothing of value

IBS is a thought terminating cliche

The most interesting thing I have ever done is disassociate myself into an out of body experience while my boss is driving down the motorway at 100mph in some shitty Jaguar in absolute silence with no radio. The things i did for less than minimum wage.

I remember the wise adage I would hear often at school “Your mums your dad and your dads your mum” I think about this often

Would I gain followers if I posted a picture of my butthole?

I made an application called the curator and everyone found it very funny This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.

I never got suckered into manosphere content cos I remembered by parents are completely swagless which means I have nothing to worry about

The loneliness pandemic can be cured by drinking colloidal silver but Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know that. I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends

Working class solidarity is impossible because my colleagues are very annoying

Really sad today cos I lost my best friend. What happened was he came over and my cat was sitting on my chair and he said “why don’t you just move the cat?” And unfortunately I had to put him down after such a diabolical question. Rip

Gamers typically do not play games

I’ve never really understood the purpose of this form of social media for anyone other than public figured but there’s a liberating feeling posting to nobody. It’s like a diary but worse in every conceivable aspect.

A 100x Engineer is someone who spends 99 hours making a confluence page and arguing for approval of the design document for something that takes 1 hour to implement This is me I’m the 100x engineer

Liking your own posts is self care

Liking your own posts is self care

I require engagement I deposit 1 cat picture

I’m posting

As SOMEONE with DYSLEXIA I find facebook BOOMERS random CAPITALISATION much easier to READ than normal PROSE

I remember at school when everyone was getting into twitter and talking about how many retweets they got but you see as a sigma I didn’t partake in such folly and instead cried myself to sleep wondering why my parents gave birth to me

First world society is when I get to make posts to an audience of nobody instead of making food and housing for people

People who forget to unmute or mute on Teams should be turned into soylent

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