I have similar questions...

My grandparents.

It's funny because it's true.

Heard while walking on Central Park South, from an older women speaking on a phone: ''With everything Trump's doing to stop the war in Iran, they BETTER give him the peace prize.'' I can't even...

The Oval Office has a sign?

I shot a man in Reno once, just to watch him die.

His 17D level chess is way over my head.

Not a popular opinion, but I think we were a little premature in declaring victory over Iran.

Mike Johnson should be calling for impeachment, should be cutting a deal with Vance for VP, should be concerned about his job after November.

Same.

Why can't more people be like MTG? Never thought I'd say that.

Relatedly, his continued existence debunks entirely the concept of universal prayer. And the existence of a benevolent god.

4/4/26 Status: I'm sustained by another Sleep-in Sunday. Today is National Picky Eaters Day, which I treat as Disposal James Day.

And where's his health care plan? Has it been two weeks?

Or just rollover like the little bitches you are and vote for whomever they tell you to. As usual.

And if she did, would it change a single MAGA mind? Alter a vote in congress? Lose a single tech bro donation?

You may have this backward...

Neither do I.

Well, here's the real answer for you, put as simply as possible: We suck.

No. Only a crazy person would do something like that.

Just another MAGA shitposter.

Trump will attack CA before Iran does.

And their freedom, loved ones, and worldly possessions.

Now I have this to worry about again. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/u...

Apparently they are Trumpers, so fuck them too.

Not possible.

I'd give Trump all of the tariff money if he'd just go away and take the rest of the Hitler Youth with him.

A pedo exchange?

Yeah, you probably will. Because you suck.

And well nourished.

Lol. He's the next recipient of the Medal of Freedom and a likely candidate to run DHS after Noem leaves.

His name is on it. Cheryl Hines is married to RFK, and I used to like her too. Bye, bye Katy.

He also has an ivermectin distribution business.

Yeah, when malts are better than tacos (not happening) and a Chevy is a better car than Toyota (even more not happening), I'll consider Mr. Miller's words (never, ever fucking happening).

Because we suck. Duh.

Can I hate her because she's an evil piece of shit?

Among the reason why when the dust clears, Biden will be considered the worst president of all time. Yes, worse than Trump, because he gave usTrump.

Biden lost America to fascism.

Even a broken clock is right once or twice a day.

Space Oddity - Bowie,D

...and just like that, Guantanamo has a new house photographer... Now you know the rest of the story.

Not clear to me whether any of that matters.

Marla should stay away from stairs for a while.

Obviously. Or Hillary's.

Or exist in the free world.

Why did we let them have the flag and the word 'patriot'?

Well, he's correct in this case. Merrick Garland should be in prison. Guantanamo, in fact.

I'm no expert, but shouldn't the architecture be finalized before demolition begins?

93? Oh, hell no.

LOfuckingL. He missed an opportunity as a stand-up comedian.