Outside shooting hasn’t worked. Going to the hole hasn’t worked. What I suggest is the Cavs try a me mysterious third option

Is this good?

There’s only one snowman who really knows how to put that shit on

… and he SERVED ✨

Getting reprimanded at work for telling my boss that demanding uninterrupted productivity through Christmas is literally how Dickens introduces Scrooge

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Very on brand for the Clippers to fuck up the relationship with the only player who ever wanted to retire a Clipper

Checked my PornHub Fapped and for the seventh year in a row "bisexual woman smoking" remains my top search

They'd never be able to make Jerky Boys albums now because of woke* *No one answers the phone

Can’t believe I came out to the arena alone to watch Payton Pritchard hang a 40 piece on my favorite team

I know Dean Wade has his limitations but I’m tired of hearing fans call for him to get pulled off the floor when he’s one of the only Cavs with a positive +/- at the moment

I’m performing in this wonderful charity show tonight. Love to see some friends there

Had the ultimate bonding time with my cat this morning: he used the litter box in the bathroom while I was on the toilet

I know people, particularly national media, love to goof on the Cavs Diff thing, but how else am I supposed to know 40 is 1 more than 39? Pull out a calculator?

All time great show. They should teach this in schools

thinking of her today

And here’s our next float: The Dinty Moore Slop Train featuring a performance from Yo-Yo Ma

Gotta be careful with the Grinch. He stole a whole Christmas once. No qualms about stealing your girl

Some of us have been living that Sex Cardigan Life for over a decade now

Make it dangerous to touch a black man's radio again

The Planet Fitness hero of the day is the older woman who looked like Edith Head in a tracksuit reading Sense and Sensibility on a treadmill. I hope your day is full of sunshine and simple pleasures

If you want an empathetic companion, maybe you should just call your girlfriend

All the fans in unspecified western US city must be pumped

Starting the day with the full Tottenham experience

I still replay the bottom of the 9th inning of 1992 NLCS at least 3-4 times a week. I can't imagine losing the World Series like this. My therapist always wants to talk about my religious trauma, but never takes my baseball trauma seriously

Dude just brought his corgi into the Planet Fitness. Must be his certified fur-sonal trainer

When the DVD logo hits the corner of the screen.

Pittsburgh Pirates legend Tyler Glasgow with the save

A baseball wedgie? Well, now I’ve seen everything

I’m not a huge Kiss fan but I have to admit this track is a banger

Sure, laugh it up. But it would be terrifying to experience an actual Monster Mash

Dean Wade 30 piece incoming

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean none of these girls want to go home with me?

I feel like I don't have a "thing." Thinking about getting into Flat Earth stuff.

Add it to my sins

I'm in that strange nether zone where I was up too where I stayed up too late to feel good at work but not late enough to say I saw the end of the WS game. Just a sad guy who wants to go back to bed

Hey Cleveland folks, I’m hosting this show tonight at @imposterscomedy.bsky.social . It’s always a good time and I’d love to see some new faces in the crowd

Excited for another year of Cavs basketball. Excited for another year of The Diff saving me from doing simple arithmetic

Last year the Cavs won their opening game but didn’t win the NBA championship. This year they lost their opening game. Clearly, this means they will win the NBA championship

The question of our time (I’m a Pirates fan, but, like, mostly in name)

I'll be honest, when people talk about food having "depth of flavor," I have no idea what that means. I just smile and nod

Imagine tearing down a wing of the White House to build a ballroom instead of tearing down a wing of the White House to build a baller indoor trampoline park

Reminded my partner that the movie Little Man exists and now they’re divorcing me

We’ve let Halloween decorations get too tall

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

I don’t think it will solve all our problems, but we should bring back hip hop Taz. Everything was better when hip hop Taz was around

We love to see a league mature

Connections really fucking with aging hipsters today

White guy who looks the an 80s comedy villain guy just checked in

Love being in the arena for the fourth quarter of an NBA preseason game. So many guy-types on the floor right now: rec specs guy, short guy, mullet guy, bald guy with beard guy. A true guy delight