Got an ad for these transparent, UV glow Minecraft boxer briefs. Lowkey thinking about getting them for whenever I play Minecraft on stream

I'm sorry I can't keep lying to you and to myself, gimp sucks ass. I am a slave to the adobe coorporation 😭

OBS is back to looking decent, just slightly less flashy. Dying to go live soon 😩

It's that time of the year www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpVc...

So I had to wipe my PC and reinstal windows which means I now have to install every single program again. Today I needed photoshop for a quick thing but didn't want to go through the hassle of *acquiring it through alternative means,* so i had to download ⛓️🏏😈 GIMP😫🏏 ⛓️

Anyways, hard drive died, lost pretty much all my files, including the obs assets i worked a comically long time in, the videos I was going to post, and other personal projects. Oh, and SSDs are at a historically high demand btw

📘Your December issue of Alastar monthly is here! 21 full color photographs are available now for only 25 tokens or free for subs over at Joystick! joystick.tv/u/alastar17/...

I posted an update on @joystick.tv POV: I send you shower pics...

Discord call with friends went on for a bit too long so no stream tonight, however I will upload some stuff 👀

Took my usual 100 pics for the monthly photoset. And tried something new we'll see how it goes 👀

#Joystick2025 Shoutout to the .56 people from australia and Mi Gente Latino de Argentina, let's up those numbers in 2026!! joystick.tv/2025/wrapped...

Noticed a moderately sized wolf spider on my wall just as I finished masturbating and had to get up and kill it with a chest full of my own cum before it could run and hide. Fun.

My unibrow situation is getting interesting... Now, do we groom a little or go full Omar Ayuso? 🤔

Had to make it from scratch because I entered the email wrong and couldn't access my account lmao. I was able to keep the domain so that's nice

Made a Strawpage to replace my linktree and also so you people can send me questions and drawings and stuff (✿◡‿◡) alastar.straw.page

Discord servers are so funny, why is the gooning voice channel status set to someone playing Tomodachi Life 😭

It's that time of the year

Remember the Power Balance bracelets scam? It's back! For your prostate!

Finally animated my online/offline screens! It only took 3 hours lmao

oh FUCK it's December already and i haven't even thought about a theme for the monthly photoset 🏃

Today I saw a twink wearing my *exact* same outfit but better

Btw everything in my bedroom including myself has a shiny coating and is slightly slippery to the touch, how'd that happen?

Coconut oil remains the superior lube

🔴I'm Live on @joystick.tv‬ ! Graphic Design and showing off are my passions

Come keep me company as I animate my "brb" and "thank you for watching" screen. See you in a bit unless a meteor falls on my pc as usual! 🤞

As a former astrolgy ho I have to say mercury retrogade is terribly overestimated, literally happens 3x a year, who cares. Now, venus retrograde I don't fuck with. Mars retrogade you should look forward to because it makes me terribly horny and I come out sluttier everytime 💋

oh btw! new cable arrived, mic sounds good! see you soon!

Just found out a bottle of poppers is around 100 bucks over here which seemed... excesive, so I googled to see how much it costs in other countries and it looks like they're around $10 or even less??? Recession indicator

What is it with these guys that used to make gooning content 2-3 years ago combing back as bottoms? Not complaining btw 🥵

Update on the mic situation: Ordered a brand new cable yesterday, woke up today to check when is it going to arrive, found out I didn't finish the order and I never bought it lmao

I posted an update on @joystick.tv Little teaser for free, as ...

I posted an update on @joystick.tv 4:40 minutes jerk from my l...

Something something idle hands 😏 Posting the full uncropped version for Joystick subs! (including the clip of my phone almost falling on my face, because THAT's what you're really paying for, right?)

Cam mic and phone mic are trash, Unless i can get a new cable by tomorrow morning, no stream this weekend 😔 I'll try to post some stuff to make up for it 👀

Guys! it's mercury retrograde! it has nothing to do with the fact that I've been procrastinating buying a new cable and storage! it's the stars!

lmaoo nevermind, technical difficulties

Going live for a short (¿?) stream in like 5 mins. playing some good old modded portal 2

Let me see if my games work properly and maaaaybe I'll stream tonight at my usual time

I'm hoping to find a good deal on SSDs on black friday because apparently my senile old HDD of 5 years is begging to be retired 🙄

I just woke up, he did what

Okay, new layout kinda eats 💅

🔴I'm Live on @joystick.tv‬ ! Finshing the game we started last time (maybe) and then something else

Streaming in ~10 minutes, come see the renovations

Might fuck around and drop the 17 too, idkkk

Might fuck around and switch the vibe of my layout from 1990's to 1890's

I posted an update on @joystick.tv Tasteful Nude November!

🗣️WE MAKING IT OUTTA LIFE DRAWING CLASS WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥 November set of tasteful nudes for subscribers (working title) is done! posting it as soon as it gets approved.

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May or may not have taped my phone to the ceiling to take pics for subscribers, and it may or may not have fallen in the middle of recording a jerk off video ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

🔴I'm Live on @joystick.tv‬ ! Fixing stuff, chilling, gaming