Teen Vogue.

Kueue is so fun… 🤩 It’s really throwing me for a loop how fun work is.

Ordered this bad boiiii I got irritated by how much effort chopping vegetables takes. I cannot be bothered anymore.

Lowkey… am I an athlete… 💅🙂‍↔️✨

Lmaoooo gonna release a new sticker I find hysterical after my vacation 😂😂😂

The hill I will die on is… I will never buy chicken breast so long as chicken thigh is an option.

Lmaoooooo Fuck spinach. One giant container turned into about a fist size amount after I blanched it. Hahahahahah

I like how… they issued the bill FIVE MONTHS after the respective doctor’s appointment. Lmaoooo I want a late fee but for the biller. Every additional month after the first month, take off 10% from the bill.

The HORROR of wanting to lie in bed, but realizing you tossed your sheets in the wash and haven’t put new sheets on.

Oh my god. So I need to do life admin stuff and use a government site. The auth timed out. And it didn’t save my progress. And now it’s making me do the entire thing again!!! Also. I’m required to select an option from a dropdown menu with no options. I’m about to lose it. Oh my fucking god.

Okay I had to share this one. Whats happening here… is this white man replied to my hinge prompt in Chinese. None of my prompts are written in Chinese. Ahahahahahaha

It’s so bittersweet when I find holes in the pants I love. I wish they’d last forever but also they’ve served me well 🥹

I just wanna live somewhere, where it’s 50-63 degree highs everyday.

It’s kinda bleak and sometimes heartbreaking how homogenous senior technical talent is 💔 Can’t think about it too hard…

“Dubai chocolate” has jumped the shark… ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I’m over it!!! 😤

Oh wow! Someone bought my “conference driven development sticker”. First time since my initial launch. 🤩 www.etsy.com/listing/1874...

lol. I’m like 60% serious that I want to put cameras on my stove knobs and on door exits so I can check if I: 1. Turned off the stove 2. Locked the door When I leave my house 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Lol, I should make a sticker that just says “orthogonal” Software engineers loooove that word 😂

Lmaoooo I’m happy for my nieces the version of my parents (their grandparents) they get. But whew. It is a hysterical gaslighting experience. Gtfo here with “it’s important to instill confidence at this young age” ahahahahaha 😂😂😂

Low-stakes gossip, girl dinner, & friends? ✨chefskiss✨

Oh god. I need to interact with a local government shitty website to appeal my property valuation assessment. This ui is ancient. Painnnnn

It’s so satisfying when I actually end up using the new kitchen appliance I purchased. I’ve been using my air fryer so much over the last couple months. Why didn’t I get it earlier.

I’m so exited to see summer sputtering out. These highs of 60s days are glorious 🧛🏻‍♀️

In case anyone was wondering how she’s doing ✨

This sounds ridiculous. But… I can tell when I like my team when it feels okay to have a personality and not feel pressured to be a grey stoic blob to be taken seriously. 😂❤️

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Some of these protein allegations are crazyyyyyy. I’m eating 2 taquitos advertised to have 18 grams of protein no added whey powder. There’s like 3 cubes of chicken. Protein where? Protein, I don’t know her. 🕵🏻‍♀️

Lollll. A bunch of random hot firefighters randomly rang my doorbell. And I was too dazed by their handsomeness to come up with something to say 🥺 😂😂😂

My dream home would be 2bed 2bath top floor with a roof that I plop a greenhouse onto. In east village, LES, Jersey City, or Hoboken.

Oh wow… I need a doctor’s note if I want to get the Covid vaccine. Or else pay $250 out of pocket to have insurance cover it. Gonna go get a doctor’s note…

So… I didn’t realize that Vivace was like the birthplace of modern coffee in the US today. I was always confused why they are so consistently good 😂 They never give too much milk in a latte. And when I ask for light syrup, it’s actually the perfect amount of sweetness.

lol. It’s funny that I only learned the real names of a lot of family members in adulthood, because I’d just call them by their position relative to me. So for instance aunt on mom’s side is different from aunt on dad’s side. Then there’s their age position relative to your parent.

I’m confused why it’s already September…

While I’m confident I don’t want my own, I do loooove having kids in my life. They’re so aggressively themselves and it cracks me up. Endless entertainment 😂

lmaooo so I have introverted socially anxious friends where I’ve literally said “you will never feel seen by me bc I quite literally cannot relate, but you have other friends who do see you so it’s okay”. We crack up about it bc it’s so fun to hang out. 😂😂😂

sigh… okay. Lemme research if Canada will provide boosters for the new strain this year.

And another thing! Now that… I’m solidly not in my 20s and have more authority to say this… you know what I don’t get. People being like “kids these days x y z”

I need GitHub to create their own official URL shortener for search shortcuts so the shortened link doesn’t look sketch. github.com/kubernetes-s...

Trying to work on communicating and measuring my work better. Realizing… i’m not getting the visibility I think the work deserves. And sometimes… you gotta look into the mirror. Working on a document that explains what failures will eventually happen if my project is not prioritized. 🤔

A… “funny” dynamic that happens sometimes, is bc I stand out demographic wise in a meeting, people remember my name, but I can’t remember the names of so many people in the meeting. awkward… 🐢

Thinking about scheduling… is so fun 🤩

I call this dish… “we have chipotle at home”

Eeeeee sent up a PR that touches major components of the Kueue scheduling code. Need to write a KEP… 😂 incorrect order of events but whatever it’s the way it happened.

Lmaoooooo

Software engineering is just… WHAT TIMEZONE IS THIS TIMESTAMP Over and over again.

I could never spell “accommodate” correctly without spellcheck.

In some ways… working in open source with people in opposite time zones feels like coding penpals 😂 I wake up, and it’s like… oooo what new letters did I get in the mail today??? ✉️🎁

I’m the meme where the office is quiet, but I’m listening to various genres of party music. 😂

Sometimes… you don’t need to change yourself. You need to change your environment. ❤️

🥲 my work is paying off. Whenever I FaceTime my nieces the older one is ecstatic to see me. Her mom told me that I’m her favorite adult 😭 (Younger one does not give a shit. Which is hysterical.)