Complete and total fucking fraud by FIFA, should have gone to PKs (where CV would have won)

All I said was “hey” and my husband said “you want to go to Touts Les Jours and go on a little walk” and you know what he was right

VINI JUNIOR!!!

Amateur shit from Allison

Who the hell is DoorDashing PacSun

The Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of their land 100 years ago. They sued, got the land back, and used their sovereignty to ignore local zoning and build 6,000 new homes over the loud objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs. Now other tribes are getting in the game.

Male patients on the Pitt: man :/ life is hard :/ I’m going thru it and trying to support my family :/ Female patients on the Pitt: I am the dumbest bitch on planet earth or I am going through the most unimaginable pain and trauma possible

2016 could have been the greatest year in human history if not for that one thing

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

New York how I have missed you!!!

I know I’m getting old bc the Mountain Winery lineup is starting to look appealing

Average flight into or out of Las Vegas

Hey Apple there is literally never a circumstance where I am wanting to send a screenshot I just took to the group chat in said screenshot

The Pitt: We all wanna die!

Tonight’s films: The French Connection, Thelma & Louise

“No to war and Free Palestine.” — Javier Bardem while presenting at the #Oscars .

This only happened because no one in the Academy watched it was just an accident

Frankenstein and F1 didn’t deserve to be nominated for anything sorry

I have not even touched Love Story: JFK Jr/CBK with a ten foot pole and yet I find myself compelled to buy 7 collared shirts and new white tshirts

“More and more I fuck with the vampires in this situation” - Conner while rewatching Sinners

Costco is selling sewing machines which is a great economic indicator

Regular going for $5.19 in Dublin, CA

I really don’t believe this will be necessary for me but Jesus fuck I would like to have the option???

Just found out you can’t finalize a divorce while pregnant in California and I officially have a new pet issue

Yup

Sometimes I say “husband” and I imagine the people hearing it thinking I’m far too young to have one. Truly feels like some old lady shit.

Hmmm

Distorted face will be seeing me

I love having a deadbeat dad bc why did you wish me a happy international women’s day but you skipped my wedding

Would really love if Apple made an alarm product that actually worked!!

Colton Underwood does not deserve a public life, notoriety, or fame.

We need to collectively agree to stop giving Ryan Murphy money

Oh these Love is Blind idiots are using rhythm method and they are using it INCORRECTLY

Sincerely the worst man on earth

Personally wouldn’t watch The Pitt on a plane, but that’s me!!

Every real estate agent telling you your first home isn’t your forever home is trying to scam you into a house you’ll be miserable in

Among Tennessee’s many crimes (no income tax, public works not financeable by debt), its lack of light rail between downtown Nashville and its airport (a 15 min drive) remains one of them

In Nashville. The people are too blinded by culture war to realize they love walkability.

Tash’s general rules for airplane travel: - If you put your backpack in the overhead anywhere other than premium+, jail - if you’re going to knock out immediately and cover yourself to sleep, pick a window seat - do not recline your seat all the way. Especially if it’s just to watch Elvis.

Congrats to my sweet boys and also my husband

God bless Albert Javonte Barner

The field bowl

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Fantastic but pls don’t tease Gasolina and Despacito if I’m not about to see Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi

Shoutout Coco Jones I love you

Why do all Niners fans feel like republicans

Who is styling Natalie on Traitors.

Cher was so stoked for Luther Vandross

Benedict pissing me off this season lord have mercy

I wish it could rain without pouring for once. That would be nice.