Oh do you not give a flying fuck, Chris?? Do you not give a flying fuck? Do you wanna say it SEVEN MORE TIMES

We need to collectively agree to stop giving Ryan Murphy money

Oh these Love is Blind idiots are using rhythm method and they are using it INCORRECTLY

Sincerely the worst man on earth

Personally wouldn’t watch The Pitt on a plane, but that’s me!!

Every real estate agent telling you your first home isn’t your forever home is trying to scam you into a house you’ll be miserable in

Among Tennessee’s many crimes (no income tax, public works not financeable by debt), its lack of light rail between downtown Nashville and its airport (a 15 min drive) remains one of them

In Nashville. The people are too blinded by culture war to realize they love walkability.

Tash’s general rules for airplane travel: - If you put your backpack in the overhead anywhere other than premium+, jail - if you’re going to knock out immediately and cover yourself to sleep, pick a window seat - do not recline your seat all the way. Especially if it’s just to watch Elvis.

Congrats to my sweet boys and also my husband

God bless Albert Javonte Barner

The field bowl

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Fantastic but pls don’t tease Gasolina and Despacito if I’m not about to see Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi

Shoutout Coco Jones I love you

Why do all Niners fans feel like republicans

Who is styling Natalie on Traitors.

Cher was so stoked for Luther Vandross

Benedict pissing me off this season lord have mercy

I wish it could rain without pouring for once. That would be nice.

Talking to Catherine O’Hara about her days with Second City and SCTV, her collaborations with Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy (Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, For Your Consideration), and hits like Beetlejuice, Home Alone, and Schitt’s Creek.

fascinating the Atlantic publishes John Yoo the same day they put this out: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Had a big “men search but they don’t look” moment this morning when my husband was frantically searching for his Seahawks sweatshirt. It was hung up in his closet section among his other sweatshirts.

Harrowing NY Times expose of the FBI, with some operational details of Minneapolis investigations & comments from ex-agents on the current federal occupation. The FBI is more fucked than you expect, which makes them less effective AND more dangerous. www.nytimes.com/interactive/... (gift link)

Nominating F1 over No Other Choice is…

This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.

Idk how y’all talk to your friends but if my friend was being harassed by a fake feminist at work I’d be saying exactly what Taylor said

Car stopped reading the key. $3300 to fix. $3200 left on the loan. Worth $2500. Goodnight.

Yeah lemme just give up on a route in overtime and gift the ball to my defender. I am very smart, my name is DJ Moore.

DJ Moore I’m in your walls

Is shrimp a superior burrito meat please respond

Some coach is going to use the Seahawks-Niners game to wayyyyy over explain “defense wins games”

Defense wins games etc. etc.

Congrats to Jarrett Stidham

So that was a catch

Can’t spell Niners without IR

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all

They are not ashamed. They are not sorry. They are laughing. A US citizen was shot in the face for COMPLYING WITH ORDERS and they are laughing.

Morrison: "The president & Noem are asking us to not believe what we're all seeing with our own eyes. It's incredibly irregular for the secretary to come out making pronouncements before victim had even been identified. We didn't even have her name & she was already calling her a domestic terrorist"

They should not be allowed to wear masks. They should have to have names and badge numbers. That agent should be in jail. This is unfathomable.

it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants

"To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis!" -Mayor Jacob Frey, Minneapolis, MN.

I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that

It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

Only reasonable person in Landman

Landman: Making Calls in Cars