- cold - tired - sober - in seattle Have they not suffered enough??

this is such a mariners in the playoffs kind of game

This ALDS crowd is dead fuckin sober

As a Cowboys fan this is an “I want the meteor to win” game but man if it had to be someone I would have picked the folks currently in the lead

Camson Skatteboon

For the love of God @governor.ca.gov sign SB 79 so we can put a cherry on top of @tashcoug.bsky.social’s wedding this weekend

Yeah he looks like a guy who would write Before Sunrise (derogatory)

i think this rules that he recognizes this and said it when everyone was watching

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Taco Bell gave me a beef Crunchwrap…I ordered black bean Crunchwrap…forced to maintain my calorie deficit against my will

Me, two years ago: I’m going to be so normal the month before my wedding Me, with 15 days to go: if anyone tries to get me to eat anything other than my predetermined hyperfixation dinner I will kill myself in front of them and change their lives forever

Really enjoyed this Articles of Interest episode on the history of zippers. IMO, this is the best clothing-related podcast. Smart, but accessible, and very engaging. New season coming Oct 22nd on how the military and outdoor industry shape what we wear. www.articlesofinterest.co/podcast/epis...

When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine," That's... usually not the case! In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using. We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that? youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk

How does anyone afford grad school

morro dos centos uivantes

Obviously one would want one's engagement photos taken on transit!

BART has great lighting for engagement photos FYI

Does anyone have a self tanner they love

Tommy needy drinky

A former friend’s ex girlfriend has become an “anti corporate deinfluencer” and it’s just being not like other girls on instagram

Why does Travis Kelce get to live my dream

The day before my wedding…am I…better than everyone else?

Fox News is currently running a segment saying the WNBA dildo throwing is soooo funny, but imagine if the ///CHILDREN/// were EXPOSED to SEX at any other sport?

Among my many toxic traits is the discomfort I telegraph to my fellow gym patrons whenever my dear fiancée gives me form feedback

D*vid protein is now selling cod fillets (4 6 oz fillets for $55, instructions only read: boil before consuming). It is rage bait and I’m falling for it.

If I get an LLBean boat and tote mini I blame @noraprinciotti.bsky.social

Car maintenance: $5,000 and you will not feel a difference Bike maintenance: $90 and we will change your life

My apartment gym is shutting down literally from now until my wedding and I feel like suing

There is a fun, funny 1 hour 20 minute movie in this 2 hour monster unnecessarily featuring both of his daughters, who look identical, and we have to pretend aren’t related at all

Man I had faith in Happy Gilmore 2 for all of 5 minutes

AI is so good

Literally never speaking again. Shutting the fuck up forever.

One of the more ridiculous things I’ve seen from a landlord in a while www.redfin.com/CA/Dublin/72...

I am a democrat after all

If you’re not paying attention to Jeopardy rn I would suggest you tap in because the current champ is on a 16-game $455k run

That’s right

Please sign this petition against converting the federal corrections institution (known for having a r*pe club) as an ICE facility. We cannot allow them to open a detention center in the Bay Area. actionnetwork.org/petitions/d6...

Put on my fiancée’s glasses

For years, disabled passengers have complained about Amtrak and its poor service — that it's too hard for them to ride the train. A new federal report looks at its efforts to get better.

Some of y’all should enroll in this class at my local community college bc you seem to do it for neither

Why be outside with your affair lol

lots of speculation about the obamas getting divorced but the thing you have to understand is that we need affordable housing

The violence I experience as a non-meat eating person at any conference

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“California is so far using forty per cent less natural gas to generate electricity than it did in 2023, which is the single most hopeful statistic I’ve seen in four decades of writing about the climate crisis.” www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...

Girl dinner (Botox appointment, Caesar salad, bottle of sparkling rosé, all with my mom)

hey every single journalist who still uses twitter as your primary site, does the fact that the chatbot is promoting the Final Solution rise to the level of a news story or no stop making this the global hub for news communication