Stayed away from this place for the holidays; kinda forgot how its a viper's nest of people desperate to prove their "more left" and "more pure" and "more anti-regime" than you are. Just a whole lot of people being extra I wish bluesky would evolve into something more holistically entertaining.

Blockity block block

Find someone who loves you the way the writers of Stranger Things love breaking big groups of people into smaller groups of people.

Congratulating JFK is truly psychotic behavior

been off bluesky for a while. Is everything fine now? I sure do hope everything is fine now

what happens if i pee in the creek?

So tired of people writing "history won't be kind" to the jackals who have destroyed the country. I'd kinda like the present not to be kind to them either.

The fact that we watch TV at this resolution for 6 decades is wild

Did you know the violin and viola are actually the same size? It's just that violinists have such big heads it makes their instruments look smaller

@jbpritzker.bsky.social you failed.

3 yrs ago i attempted to record what i imagined @nin.com would sound like if they were an early 60's SoCal pop group. please forgive me. ((bow down)) #NIN #NIИ #NineInchNails #BowDown #HeadLikeAHole #CatchAWave youtu.be/EA78i3MiTTQ

How happy will you be with the Charlie Kirk discourse dries up and disappears?

Charlie Kirk is a means to an end: defector.com/charlie-kirk...

Information environment has reached its grotesque conclusion in that there is a very real killer out there who has not been identified, apprehended, or investigated, a detail practically inconsequential to nearly every commentator’s purposes.

Don't make martyrs out of morons

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

Multiple Sclerosis Now!

What Gavin Newsom has been doing the last week or so has been funny and cool and theatrical. He should keep going after Trump every day. I also don't want Newsom anywhere near the White House in 2028.

It's not a dog whistle when we all can hear it

Finn Wolfhard???!!!

WTAF is this

Universities, TV networks and law firms that settle with Trump aren't buying peace with him. On the contrary, they're telling Trump he can come back any time he wants to extort them some more.

An America laboring under a fascist and white supremacist administration can do and will do nothing to protect the lives and the rights of minority populations across the world and at home. A Democratic administration might have. Potential existed. The end.

Getting dragged by the most miserably insufferable people on Earth is kind of funny, actually.

Button mashing is my only strategy

I love this post by P.F. Chompkins

America was really only "great" for like a few months in 1995.

"But I'm going to stay on Bluesky so I can keep bitching about how unimportant Bluesky is."

A reminder that a couple days ago Kristi Noem, head of the DHS, said it was a goal of her agency to forcefully replace local Democrat leaders with Republican ones.

Also cannot be emphasized enough: Barack Obama successfully negotiated the shutdown of Iran's nuclear program. It exists today because Trump deliberately tore up that agreement. The deaths happening right now can be laid at his door.

Donald's Trump has been able to will an entirely new America into existence in part because of chumps like this who claim "Eh, they don't really mean what they're saying." When will you ever fucking learn.

Sen. Alex Padilla, who was just forcibly removed from a DHS press conference, is the ranking member of Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, which has “oversight of federal agencies with citizenship, asylum, refugee, and immigration enforcement responsibilities.”

The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek

All the shit going on in this country and the Chicago Tribune saves the biggest headline on the front page for a failed deal that cost the state 10 cents per resident. That's a shitty choice. Ten cents per person!!

The onion gets it wrong like 1/3 of the time. That remainder of 2/3 is still worth it

This thread is full of 🤡💩

This won't end until they meet in a duel on the banks of the Hudson River.

Will vouch for the VP in downtown TP as a staple of my childhood

That's very much how it is here - and what happens with any food culture tbh. Best place for pizza in Chicagoland is still Village Pizza right by the Oak Park Ave. Metra station. They put literal armfulls of cheese on, but the sauce is so flavorful it still feels right, and the crust is always crisp

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Joe Biden was way too old to be president.

Best bluesky post in a while

Make Jake Tapper a pundit without an audience.

This is what you get with Cory Booker. It's the reason why I'll never support him for anything

What the fuck does this even mean. I refuse to click on it

The ancient texts

The jokes write themselves these days