Biii-p is an amazing song title. Biii-P with a capital is also amazing, will await further developments. Rumours that the track audio will resemble "Visitor for Mr. Edmonds" (ft 50 Cent, will-i-am and donna summer) are currently unsubstantiated and denied by representatives of Wumuti's Wine Aunties

It's the most glorious time of the year, the return of the ghost cat festival dance! doing the dance in a butlins redcoat is not necessary but seems highly encouraged! I will see if I can teach the dance to the PROF later! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ubs...

The other day I heard a song coming from the other room. "ooh that's good", I thought, "let's see what it is". Turns out it was ATOMIC DOG, which usually irritates me, but turns out from a room away I like it. Cool story, Custard. (voted Dazz anyway)

"oh, NOSFERATU!" (apologies for kpop promo content possibly triggering zuz)

Later it turned out my hairbrush was under there too. He drooled on it. A lot. (more than when I gave him catnip the other day - I simply don't know what this could mean)

Coming out of several days worth of fever sweats and about to do laundry. Except that the cat has claimed my sweatiest top and refuses to get off it so I can wash it He's purring away on it now, after I pointedly put everything else in the washing machine Whatever floats yr boat 🤒

BTW. Is this a thing now? Coffee concentrate? (bcz I drink black coffee I think that coffee concentrate == espresso but maybe it's... Idk, is this stuff espresso? What is it? Wha?)

Sang him some Suburban Homeboy, and got purrs and a little bit of drool. And some blanket pawing with one claw RIGHT out. Just the one though, the one that is somehow on his ankle (? I don't know how cats work, they are too mighty for my tiny brain)

Looking up German songs I think XLOV could do in Berlin, and I think I might actually have the deep vocal range myself to do Marlene Dietrich?! Wie interessant, meine kleine schatzi (mein klein? ICH WEISS NICHT) Otherwise I fully accept Der Kommissar (schau schau!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfr5...

Last night the Prof gently laid his head on my knee 🥹🥹🥹 Then I sneezed and surprised him. Today I ordered my first ever emergency grocery delivery and have given him some cheese in apology. (he also came to sniff my lemsip in grate excitement but he was not allowed any, the fule)

CUSTARD is a bit poorly. How it's currently going: just cried at a video of dogs running around on an empty beach. They just looked s-s-sooo h-h-haapppy! Blub!

ok this breakdown of AI writing indicators is incredible. Huge shout-out to the Wikipedia community for this

Autodub popped up on Seoulite shorts (yt) the other day. It was so awful that for a few moments I thought it was a meme third party audio track like jet2 holiday, but it was actually meant to be them... incomprehensible and awful. Dug around and changed audio track but NO ONE WANTS THIS!

I'd just like to be a Good News Poster for a moment and report that the council has just fixed a number of pot holes around here! (admittedly the road was kinda more of a sinkhole and MAYBE should have been attended to earlier BUT it got fixed! whoo!) why yes I am an interesting poster! CLOUT!

Silent Hill is too scaaawy for me, but the thumbnail made me laugh like a drane. So if you can handle pants-wettingly scary games and like game streams, this is probably the one for you. (I'll stick to playing Fantasy Life. Listen up young guppies, I'm a Master Angler now, yarrrr)

I dreamt that dutch 100m sprinter Ulwe Haar* had written a book* on Marxist flower pots* (or something! Alas my memory on this point fails but pretty sure it was marxy) Later, a member of this parish told off some students for letting their German Shepherd swim in a canal Great! *may not exist

What if charlemagne palestine did a show in a football stadium but just filled every seat with a teddy bear? Just dozed off in a haze and woke up thinking about it Bears Everywhere

Fantasy Life talk: I never knew I was missing an enka song about fishing in my life, until now. I'm a happy CUSTARD (a master angler!) 🎶 Ohhhh swayyying roddddd I'm liiiiiii~sssssteeeniii~iiiing 🎶

catching up on project voltage and gasp - where is the miku/piers punx0r collab?? (this song is not it but the video proposes it!) not enough vocaloid songs sound like sham 69* in my opinion and this is how one could go about it *how else would piers sound?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pykE...

let me fetch my specs... hello! 👓

singing 'this town ain't big enough for the both of us' resulted in not only purrs and closed eyes, but then he started to knead the blanket!! ... maybe he thinks that russell also has a fluffy long haired cat on his head and there's some sort of psykick dancehall fluffy cat connection there...

Just sang 'tips for teens' to the cat (he's a teen in human years) and he closed his eyes and started to purr! All cats like Sparks! It's just a fact

This time, I dremt that wumuti and I (with others) were on holiday in a cottage by a canal! It turned out that wumuti loved doing the crossword, but he was doing it in another language so I couldn't play along. What could it all meeean? (i am going to a canal soon and did a crossword before bed)

Very privileged to attend a matinee with lovely Nina, thanks to @ghostfoodpro.bsky.social and @rileyforsythe.bsky.social for the vip tickets!

Deploying some kpop kitten therapy for those who could do with some

I dremt I dremt that xlov wumuti and his sister (no idea if he has a sister) moved in with me. He had an excellent shiny mini studio setup and his sister had a huge synth that I accepted lived in the living room. Then my kitchen sprung a leak AGAIN - my two main interests, xlov and ANXIETY, there

I meant to go out just to get some coconut milk, but the colonel demanded otherwise* Also met a small child who had fallen in love with a pot of hummus and was clutching it like their favourite teddy bear. I reckon this child will do well 🐻 *the other iconic flavour was 'pizza hut margarita'

Serebii Update: We have added numerous prerelease screenshots for Pokémon Pokopia They can be found @ www.serebii.net

Self-improvement September: Day 2 of Romanian lessons on the owl app. Do not yet know the Romanian for 'owl' though

Helllloooooo girlywigs! (call it "extensions" all you want)

Thanks to a particularly good run on today's auto-playlist, the office fears CUSTARD is listening to Zorba's Dance again 💃 🕺 💃

Looked up an eyeliner tutorial. Lollllll OK ok. "eyeliner for hooded eyes", then. Lollllll Okay okaay "eyeliner for hooded eyes + older skin" Lollllllllll OK I get it "eyeliner and a pension application tutorial" - happy now?? Also, how can all these ppl close one eye without it fluttering? 😶‍🌫️

In other news, Caramel in the bucket is cracking me up

In continued self improvement September, I have read one (1) chapter of a book I have had sitting on my shelves for possibly 15 years? I still h8 it when an author goes 'as we all know the proverb "LATIN ONMI LATINY-LATIN!!" lo! My point!' I don't know actually... and heaven forbid a footnote 😡

Our XLOV photocards arrived! The prof inspected them and turns out he is Hyun and uharuz (why not wuruz?) biased, good for him!

I made it! I had to walk up it focusing on the strong calves of the bloke in front of me but I managed not to scream or tremble or feel nauseous - at least not more than I usually do when walking up stairs. What a day for me!! The playlist gave me Kent Ito BTW! music.youtube.com/watch?v=3qbC...

Second scary escalator of fear successfully managed! This was another downhill escalator. One scary uphill left on the journey. Will I manage it?? Will my playlist give me energy, energy??

what an afternoon to be an EVOL....!! (revol came on my playlist this morning it is probably a sign)

YAY! Today I managed to take the escalator that I've avoided for months because I had a vertigo swoon! In fact it was absolutely fine and the escalator wasn't as long and steep as I remembered it. That being said, it was downhill and my two most squeaky bum moments have been going uphill... hmmm!

Blue prince talk! Only mixed up my BLEEP and my BLEEP didn't I. And now I've BLEEP the BLEEP, oh well! Still not a bad day because I've finally got the BLEEP BLEEP!! Finally! Smell ya later, BLEEP!

Finally cool enough to be wearing my TRENDZ hoodie! TRENDZ are the only cool guys who at least try to tour widely, even if it hasn't quite managed to work out yet. Hilariously, the Tbilisi venue is called Electrowerk and on research is goth enough to be hosting THE RASMUS - electrogoth venues unite?

Kudos Wumuti, for pronouncing it Köln instead of Cologne, for spilling (not ME now not doing any work whilst I wait for XLOV tickets to go on sale (!!!))

Guess my theory! XLOV Hyun trying to stare through the mirror to reach the ghosts only he can see 👻

Aha! Here is @chiitan.love dance power! Chiitan dot xlov!

Known XLOV dance covers done by 1VERSE (no bsky presence?) Aito, and now by @chiitan-usa.bsky.social (please post to bsky soon!). Quality over quantity! 量より質!

🎶 Catwalk mood at the top floor dinner- It's the top floor of the Premier Inn, at least (mug of haeviestoun's bitter and twisted)

🎶 I don't even check! The price! If i like it, I sign it- Wait HOW MUCH? (will inevitably be a sucker because what if they don't come to Europe again for ages and and) What a racket this world is eh kids. Also I still can't take good selfies. How does anyone?!

I have put my big coat on! #onmyholidays

You betta wirklich!! (quite happy with that one)

WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!