Happy Friday!!! #coffeeandboobs

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Shopping list: Lube Purple Hair dye Monster energy drinks And multivitamins 😝

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I will apologize when I’m wrong. I will not apologize when I’m provoked. You lit the match, you eat the fire…..

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Feeling much better today… the shots are kicking in hopefully 🤗

Hot tea and Frankenstein at midnight…

That was unpleasant…. 6 shots in my neck and shoulders 😣 But I’ll be thankful later…

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Can’t confirm or deny….

A small reminder from your feline friend 🐈‍⬛🤍

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Come on are you afraid of my Guatemalaness? Your what? My Guatemalaness, My natural heat. You’re afraid I’m too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockets, right?

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I should really stop looking at social media today… it’s irritating me….

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And this is when the moments turn to memories And this is when the future gets so clear to see 🎶

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Right now I’m hanging on by coffee and sarcasm….

Throwing up my dinner was not fun…. 🤢

Sounds about right 🙄

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Well, in that case, how could you be assured it’s accurate? Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state and federal department of Weight and measures… to be dead-on balls accurate.

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Partner: I need to get some of those emery board things Me: you mean nail files??? 😝

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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"

Happy Halloween 🎃

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