“What is your malfunction you fat barrel of monkey spunk?”

I had a great night… bottomed for a needle corset

Happy 626 Day! #coffeeandboobs

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Smoking weed and eating chicken tenders with buffalo sauce/ blue cheese at 1:30 in a swingers club parking lot…. If only younger me could see me now. 😈😬

The bath tub has swallowed me….

Adulting is soup and I am a fork 🙄

“Sorry I bit you… pulled your hair …. And punched you in the face…”

It’s been a little while… Happy Friday! #coffeeandboobs #coffee #pride #pridemonth

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Outside my house

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Get your finger out of my nose! *No context for you*

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That’s all you got lady, Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes…. 🎥

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“Bobby escaped ! ” **no context for you**

Lounging and waiting to head to a presidential suite for the weekend with friends and checking out a new dungeon tomorrow night…

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Happy Tuesday #coffeeandboobs

Got pampered tonight… Chrome purple for the win #pedicure #toes #feet #sexytoes #sexyfeet #pampering

Had a Derby party on Saturday… #derby #spring

Feeling a lot of feels today

You don’t have to be everyone’s cup of tea. Be gasoline. Set shit on fire…..

Weed, Herbal tea, a heating pad on the back and a cat in my lap…. Happy 420 get old style ….

It’s 420 day…..

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It’s scary when you can’t afford medications that keep you alive ….. the healthcare system is so fucked up

Overheard conversation of someone that appears to be a 18 year old driver in a huge ass truck: “I’m hoping someone rear ends me that I can get a new bumper on my truck” 🙄

Sometimes I'm in a room where I don't belong And the house is on fire and there's no alarm And the walls are melting too How about you? 🎶

Hot lavender bath and herbal tea to wind down after a wonderful weekend …

“I’m not a dork, I’m Italian”. —