I remember being blown away by the camera on my phone due to the high quality 6 years ago. Just upgraded from that phone a few days ago and.. What happened? Why are the pictures overly sharp? Why is AI messing up tiny details? Why is dynamic lighting just non-existent? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

I grew up autistic, asexual, and evangelical.. at WHAT POINT did people actually expect me to relate to literally anyone and make friends? 😅 just sayin'.... that's not my fault.

Even in my dreams, I'm too autistic to socialize. Just woke up from a dream in which an old friend I hadn't seen in years came by to say hi. They were so excited to see me and in response, I just sat awkwardly and said "oh ok". We sat in silence for a few minutes until they gave up and left 😅

... my brain refuses to cooperate with my body and I just really wish I could sit them both down and GIVE 'EM A GOOD TALKIN' TO! 😤😤😤

It is apparent that I am losing my marbles. Please, for the sake of my own sanity, donate all your marbles to me :3

I wish I could collect clouds. Or maybe have a cloud pet? Yeah... that's my dream ☁️🥺☁️

Uh oh. I have officially surpassed 1,000 movies in my letterbox'd watchlist 😬

Had a dream last night that I was part of a select group of people who got to listen to Bo Burnham's new song. After listening to it, he came out discouraged and said "isn't that the worst song I've ever written? No? Just me?" I raised my hand and said "...yeah, it's pretty bad" 😂

I have such a strong need to understand literally everything to my own detriment. I am in a constant state of mental rumination. Once I finally come to an understanding, I feel enlightened until a new confusion instantly appears and I start the whole process over again. Ah, existence.

I love me some sprinkle dinkles

My husband showed me a countless amount of tiktoks and managed to make me weep instantly by sending one that was literally just a picture of a leaf with dew on it accompanied by the music from Land Before Time. I.. had no idea that music had that much influence over me 😵‍💫

Waitwaitwait... Piglet is Jack the Ripper?!!

Why can't toasters gradually let up the toast? Why do they have to be so aggressive about it?

I hate it when I can hear myself blink *shivers*

BABY PLATYPUSES ARE CALLED PUGGLES 😭

Alexa, play Espresso Macchiato

No stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso

Alright. What is the BlueSky lingo? Are posts called clouds? ... I want to be a cloud