Late Fall Rootie shenanigans. #nudibranchs #cowgirlup

Happy holidays from our family to yours. Hammy the Xenomorph wanted to go to the snow for Christmas but we are broke and don’t have a vehicle with 4 wheel drive, so he got a tiny ski chalet at home…

Chicken Sandwich wants to know if you’ve had your daily dose of sandwich today.

Where’s Fruity? 👀

Stitch has a new friend in the tree! Who could it be? 👀

We have to work today, so Seaweed raided Barbie’s jewelry.

Looking at Hanukkah displays with Fish Mom 🫶🏻

Can a fish be a sugar plum fairy?

We are going on an adventure today!

We took Chicken Sandwich to the SJ Sharks game last night, and after their win we took her to Barnes & Noble for enrichment. We were excited to see @geodesaurus.bsky.social Spooky Lake book AND coloring book!

When you have that one friend who tries to do the Cutwater & Beatbox challenge.

Happy Halloweenkies from yr fave pink pony, Fruity!

Hey hey it’s #SeaSlugDay! Of course Rootie ain’t going to pass up the opportunity to show off.

Just a girl and her nachos after the #sjsharks game last night. I’m not pucking around about them 🏒

A #seaslug in a tree? It’s more likely than you think. I mean bees can be fish, right?

Fruity the horse and Ube are getting ready for Halloweenkies. Fish Mom told Fish Dad he can have what’s left from trick or treaters 👀

Hey, who dis?

Fish Mom says she has parrymanopaws and brought home a bat. We have no idea if this is parrymanopaws. She doesn’t even have paws, how can you be a parrymanopaws with no paws?!

“You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner... you’re in one”

We found Lady Gaga in Salvation Army

Rootie’s new friend, Seaweed.

Happy National Mochi Day from our Mochi. This is her leaving photos around last weekends’ #vcfwest

Rootie discovers Siouxsie. Check out Exhibit 57 by Mia, it’s called Music is the Medium #vcfwest

Getting the kids addicted to screen time the old fashioned way. #vcfwest

Edward wants to remind everyone that Fish Dad will be at #vcfwest this Thursday thru Saturday at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View with one of Fish Mom’s Instax cameras and the Council of Sandwiches. Come by and say hi if you see us! Fish Mom will be helping set up Thursday, too 💜

I have an idea for a photo with the council 😂 -Fish Mom

“Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!” -Office Spooder who suddenly wants to play D&D

Get in loser, we're gonna play Dungeons and Dragons. Or you can go in the pool with Jughead, that's cool too I guess.

Chicken Sandwich…and a chicken sandwich. #seaslug #plush

Fish Mom bought us an elf named Labubu-ish, and we are all roleplaying LOTR. Jughead is not invited 😤

Operator: This is a collect call from “MomitsAlanImtakingthebustoSanJoseseeyouthere”, do you accept the charges?

Fish Dad is making these 3D printed keychains for #vcfwest later this month. Chappell Ariel wanted to show them off in the Barbie house, but she also wanted to recreate Y2K teen mag ad vibes.

Who wore it better: Twinkie the Kid or Rootie the Sea Slug?

Rootie got her own San Jose Sharks towel and thankfully this was enough to placate her because she was about to go on a rampage because she didn’t get to go to the draft party.

This is who runs this account

Meet Mochi the sea slug. Kinda like Rootie Tootie but less cowboy and more Barbie girl. #seaslug #nudibranch

Rolling up to bottomless mimosa brunch like

Rootie says “yee haw, it’s rodeo season!”

Rootie wanted to feel ✨pretty✨since her hat is all fixed up now. #seaslug #stuffies

Rootie Tootie tries to fly and isn’t successful.

Who needs a devil on your shoulder when you have a pufferfish with RBF on yr cowboy hat?

Make like a nudibranch and slooow down in our latest installment of Krill Waves Radio! 🎧 Settle with spectacular sea slugs as they sway to soothing lo-fi beats: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOeQ...

Do you know the muffin man? 👀

Me in the Pentagon National Security Team group chat

Happy FRY-yay! 🍟

POH-TAY-TOES

We found this duck at the Goodwill Outlets and he doesn’t have RBF, that’s his Thizz face.

Apparently she’s also an iPad kid now

Rootie Tootie is celebrating Pancake Day at IHOP with a free short stack. She’s still sad she can’t see IRL Rootie Tootie though 💔 Our fave syrup is blueberry. What’s yours?

Rootie Tootie offers you some jelly beans. Do you accept? #seaslug