Freminet sneezes and Arlecchino hurries to offer a handkerchief from her pocket- ...except the handkerchief is apparently tied to a veritable kilometer of colored sashes Arle: *still uselessly pulling from her pocket* God damn it, Lyney...

Chapter 2 of As You Wish ~ archiveofourown.org/works/606785...

I'm going to write a smutty Arlefuri longfic :3 archiveofourown.org/works/606785...

Arle walks in on Furina doing the dishes- Arle: You know we have a dishwasher, right? Furina: I like doing them by hand. I never... No one ever let me do chores before. Arle: *smiles softly* Would you like some help? Furina: Yes. *bashfully* No one has ever asked me that either.

Arle: *teasing* Sometimes I wonder if there are any thoughts behind those pretty eyes of yours. Furina: *scoffs* I think about 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 of interesting things. Those things- Aah, she's so amazing! How did I get so lucky? I want to cuddle her. I want to stroke her hair. I want to kiss her. I'm so 𝘨𝘢𝘺!

A surprise birthday party for Furina- Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Neuvillette, Clorinde, and Navia: Happy Birthday, Furina!!! Furina: *immediately starts sobbing* Arle: *panicked* What's wrong? Furina: *hugs her tight* I never thought I could have something like this.

Arlefuri first time sex- Arle: I assume you don't have a lot of experience, so I'll be gentle. Furina: Ha! Do you really think I've just been pining all alone for 500 years? Arle: *blinks in shock* I- um- Furina: *grins devilishly* I'll try not to be too rough with you, Knave~

Arle finds an old notebook of Furina's- Arle: A list? Furina: Aah! Don't-! Arle: Kissing... Dinner dates... Some of these are crossed out? Furina: *blushes* It's just a bunch of romantic fantasies I had over the years... Arle: I'm keeping it. *winks* I want to check all your boxes, after all.

Arlecchino going grocery shopping for her wife- Arle: *sees cake* Furina would love this. *sees plushie* Furina would love that too. That evening- Furina: I gave you a list! What is all this?! Arle: My love for you. Furina: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EAT FOR DINNER TONIGHT?!

Furina: Howdy, pardner. Arle: ...What? Furina: That's not the line! Arle: Who are you even supposed to be? Furina: A cowboy! Y'know, from the Wild West! Horses! Guns! Yeehaw! Arle: What's the Wild West? Furina: I... I don't know. *frowns* And I've never seen a horse either.

Charlotte: Sleeping on the floor 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 be comfortable. Lynette: *drowsily* Mn, the carpet is soft... The sun makes this spot so nice and warm too. Charlotte hesitates but then lays down next to her- Lynette: *purrs happily* Recharging...

Furina practicing for a court case with Arle- Furina: With the evidence I've laid out, you can see that- Arle: Objection! The opposing counsel is distractingly attractive! Furina: *blushing* That's not a real- Arle: Sustained! Furina: *blushing harder* You're not the judge!

Furina: Ugh, I hate the uniforms the operatives wear. They're so over-the-top and it just feels like they're trying too hard. Arle: I designed them myself. Furina: A- actually, the uniforms are really stylish. Exquisite. Perfect even, now that I think about it.

Furina, Navia, and Clorinde playing D&D- Navia: So there's my human, Clorinde's melusine, and Furina's... Furina: Half-dragon, half-vampire, half-adeptus. Clorinde: *sighs deeply* That's a bit much... Furina: Tch, I explained it in her backstory! Didn't you read the 20 page document I sent you??

Arlebina- Arle: You have beautiful eyes. Bina: *frowning* I've never shown you my eyes. Arle: Well, I simply assumed they're the same as the rest of you. Bina: I see. Arle: *smirks* How ironic. Bina: *smiling* Shut up.

Arlefuri after meeting all the other harbingers- Furina: *grumpily* So let me get this straight... You've not only slept with Columbina, but also Sandrone and even the Tsaritsa herself? Am I missing anyone?! Arle: *glances guiltily at Signora's coffin* Furina: Oh my 𝘨𝘰𝘥

Charlotte interviewing Heizou- Charlotte: Is it true that the government of Inazuma is just a complicated web of romantic relationships? Heizou: Let me explain. *pulls out a giant flow chart* It all starts with the Shogun. Sara and Miko are fan favorites, but you can't forget Kokomi...

Furina meets Fischl for the first time: Fischl: Behold, visitor from afar! I am the Prinzessin der Verurteilung! Furina: *immediately hugs her* Fischl: Huh?! Furina: The facade, it's- I understand. And it gets better. I promise. Fischl: *quietly* Do you want to be friends?

Lynette hears a crash in the kitchen and goes to investigate- Lynette: Oh God, not again. *shouts* Lyney! Lyney: *rushes in* What is it? Lynette: Dad's clipping through the counter again. Arle: *glitching out* D- don't wor- ry. Every- thing is un- der contr- ol.

Arlecchino and Furina eating the dinner Arle cooked. It's a sumptuous feast of meats, soups, baguettes, and a large dessert- Furina: You know, you always cook such amazing foods for me. Arle: I like making my fiance happy. Furina: *smiles* But what about you? Arle: What about me?

Harbingers discussing Arlefuri in Snezhnaya- Pierro: Such a bond is shameful. Columbina: I'm surprised she hasn't broken the little archon yet. Pantalone: To think the Knave was this pathetic all along. Tsaritsa: Quiet, all of you. *smiles* Let her cook.

Arlefuri meeting Columbina- Bina: Ah, my wife has found herself a girlfriend. Furina: 𝘌𝘩?! Arle?! Arle: No-?! *glares at Bina* Tell the truth! Bina: Yes, I'm sorry. *smiles sadly* She left me at the altar. Furina: 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛?! Arle: THAT'S NOT- Furina: THIS POOR GIRL!! Bina: *smirking* Woe is me~

Arlefuri and Pantalone- Furina: Nice to meet you! Pantalone: Ah, I finally get to meet Miss "Miscellaneous Expenses" herself. Arle: *scoffs* I don't spend 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 much on her. Furina: You bring me a slice of the finest cake everyday. Arle: Well- Furina: And don't get me started on the lingerie.

Arlecchino: How do you feel about pet names? Furina: *blankly* Well you have to call them something, right? Arlecchino: *sighs* I can't believe I'm attracted to you. Furina: Arle, what's the Spanish word for tortilla? Arlecchino: *holding her head in her hands* Oh my God.

Furina and Clorinde visiting the Palais- Furina: Tch, why did Neuvillette lock his door? Clorinde: *blushing* Mm, recently he found Navia and I in a compromising position there, so... Furina: *gaping* 𝘌𝘟𝘊𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘔𝘌?! Sedene: Oh, he's just out for a walk. Clorinde: *strained* I see.

Arlecchino buys three Aranara plushies in a Sumeru gift shop- Furina: *slyly* Didn't you say not to get big souvenirs? Arle: *blushes* Shush. I simply think they'd be... a nice decoration in the House. Furina: *giggling* I'm sure the children will love them, Arle.

Arlecchino and Furina visit Nabiya the fortune teller in Sumeru- Nabiya: *concentrating* Oh! Oh 𝘮𝘺! That's- Oh wow! 𝘖𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰?! Furina: So... what's our future? Nabiya: *blushing* It's full of lots of, um... exercise. My advice is... to stay hydrated?

Arlecchino and Furina trying curry in Sumeru- Arlecchino: Wow. That's- *coughs* That's quite spicy. Furina: *eating happily* Hmm? Oh, yes, I suppose it does have a nice kick to it. Arlecchino: Right, right. A nice kick. *nonchalantly downs an entire glass of water*

Arlecchino and Furina after meeting the Wanderer- Furina: He looked really suspicious of you. Have you met before somewhere? Arlecchino: *ponders* This is the first I've ever seen him. *laughs* I have a strange urge to bully him for being a brat though. Furina: *scoffs* You never change, do you?

Arlecchino and Furina meet Nahida in Sumeru for the first time- Nahida: So what have you two been up to so far? Arlefuri glance at each other and blush- Nahida: Did you know I can read minds? Furina: *squeaks* WHA!? Nahida: *sighs* And here I thought Alhaitham was as gay as someone could get...

Arlefuri visiting Sumeru- Furina: *sinks to her knees* It's sooooo 𝘩𝘰𝘵! I'm about to 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵 into a 𝘱𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦! Arle: I wonder if you would return to the Fountain of Lucine of that happened. Furina: Don't make fun of me, I'm 𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨! Arle: Droplet, we literally just stepped off the boat.

Arlecchino and Furina sitting in a park when it starts to snow- Arle: Let's go home. Furina: *nuzzles into Arlecchino* I'm already home. Arlecchino: That's very sweet, my love, but I can't feel my toes.

Furina cooking macaroni- Arle: Here. *gives her an apron* Furina: I'm not that messy! Arle: I know, I just think you look particularly cute with it on. Furina: *blushes* 𝘈𝘩... Arle: And it says "kiss the cook" on it. *smirks* Not that I need an excuse. Furina: *covers her face* Oh my 𝘨𝘰𝘥.

Arlecchino and Furina playing Genius Invocation TCG- Furina: Ha! I won! You owe me a cake! Arlecchino: Tch, double or nothing. *7 games later* Furina: You owe me... 64 cakes now. Arlecchino: *scowling* One more time!

Lynette sits down next to Furina on a park bench- Lynette: My intel says you like cats. Furina: *lights up* Yes! Do you have one?! Lynette: *lays her head on Furina's lap* Meow~

Lyney, Lynette, and Freminet surprising Furina with a card: Children: Happy Mother's Day! Furina: *spits out her tea* I keep telling you, I'm not your mother! Arle will be upset if- Lynette: Father signed the card too. Furina: 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭... *blushing* Um... maybe just for today then...

Neuvillette walking in on Arlecchino and Furina making out in his office- Neuvi: *blinks* Oh... Apologies. *closes the door again* Furina: Wait-! Arle: *glances out the window* Oh, I didn't think rain was on the forecast today. Furina: *jumps up* NEUVILLETTE!!

Pantalone and Arlecchino reviewing the House's expenses- Pantalone: And I see over the past four months, you've spent five million mora on... cake? Arle: It was very high quality cake. Pantalone: *sighs deeply* Well, I trust you at least used it for diplomacy. Arlecchino: *sweating* Of course.

Arlecchino showing Furina penguins in Snezhnaya- Furina: I want one! Nay, I 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 one! Arlecchino: *laughs* I fear Fontaine's climate is too warm for them. Furina: *deadly serious* How much does it cost to rent an apartment in Snezhnaya?

Arlecchino and Furina reading together- Furina: Hm, I'm hungry. Arle: Hi, Hungry. I'm not going to make you anything since we just ate lunch. Furina: *pouting* That's a really stupid name.

Arle: I have a gift for you, Droplet. Furina: *giggles* You don't need to keep buying plushies for me. Arle: I thought you liked cuddling them... Furina: *blushes* Yes, but I have you now. Arle: Oh. *also blushing* I can return it- Furina: Well, let's not be 𝘵𝘰𝘰 hasty.

Navia, Furina, and Arlecchino going clothes shopping- Navia: Ooh, Furina! I love that top you found! Furina: *hugs Arlecchino* Thank you! She's very special to me. Arle: *flustered* Wha-?! Furina: Though really she's an excellent bottom too. Arle: *blushing profusely* FURINA!

Furina, Navia, and Clorinde having a tea party- Furina: So who's the little spoon? Clorinde: Labels like that are simplistic. Physical intimacy has a lot of nuance and this reduces it to- Navia: It's Clorinde. Every time.