It was ass

O FUCK I STILL DIDN'T DO MY DAILY 10 PULL

No but for real, that shit was in my head since yesterday, I HAD to share it somewhere

Don't wanna post NSFW thoughts on my Priv so I'll use oomfs Strawpage as my vessel

MY MOM BOUGHT ME SPRAY DEODORANT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Yesterday my game lagged and she was just there staring me down and that made me notice that her forehead is fucking huge

Morning chat

Anyway, gonna be 🛌 Snork mimimi right now

I don't vibe with "he/him Biko" because I feel like it's too obvious, "This Uma is masc? Hitting it with the he/him pronouns", like noooo save that to the more fem umas, like Laurel

Cute little thing, I hope she explodes

Imagine if Maya's Trainer were really into cars, that would be funny as hell "Okay Maya, last week we hung out at the airport, but today we're gonna hangout at a car dealership"

I can relate to Biko because I too was an extremely boyish girl when I was a kid

I need to kill her (Write a oneshot silly fic about her)

Stupid thing that I hate

Almost fell asleep on the sofa lol

Carrot.

I like thinking about the game career and what type of trainer I'd give the girls if I were to write a fanfic about and I just refuse to give Maya a male trainer, sorry 😔

My friend left me :c

The lore behind that MaruCreek shit is really funny because my mom managed to convince me and my brother to go to a church because "After that, we're getting pizza" So we went because we're fat asses Instead of paying attention to anything, my brother was reading a fanfic and I was writing one

I need to write more Uma stuff, I can't let the only Uma fic I have be a MaruCreek one I wrote while bored and at a church

MY FRIEND JUST GOT THE HOT SPRINGS TICKET WITH CAFE, HOLY FUCK

I have a bunch of stupid rarepairs that I should share more with other people, who wants to hear about Fuku x Grass or Creek x Taiki?

I hope Kitasan dies (She didn't train with Creek a single day during Summer Camp)

Mitosis

"The game Trainer is a self insert" Well yeah, but I'm not dumb like he is, now what?

I just closed Umamusume and I already miss Creek, am I doomed?

I swear to God, if this game gives me a carrot one more time, I'll shove it up my ass

I've been updating the "Creek Hot Springs Ticket" saga over on Twitter and I'm low-key losing it

I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS.

Wow...

Whatever man.

Carrot.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD MY CREEK TO NOT EAT, NOOOOOOOOOO I'M A HORRIBLE TRAINER

I hate being poor.

Back at doing Creek's career <3

In need of money right now...

I'm awake

I'm home

I'm still awake because I'm accompanying my father at doing a cataract surgery, I didn't sleep a wink at night because my mom said I had to be up early so I decided to not even sleep <3 My brother is here too and he did the same thing <3

Saying "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU DEMON!?" doesn't have the same vibe as saying "O QUE É QUE VOCÊ QUER SEU DEMÔNIO!?"

WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH 😭😭😭😭

She wants to be a kid 🥺🥺🥺🥺 She wants the Trainer to spoil her so she can be a kid just a little more 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm gonna cry 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Even Curren Chan herself knows

I like the stupid tied mask I gave to Condor, it fits her really well

The only evil thing about this career is how incompetent her Trainer is

Curren Chan's career is making me worried because I have a feeling that something evil will happen at any point, I'm just waiting as to when

Lmao I forgot the tails, fixed version only for you guys

Drawing stupid things with the Whiteboard colors

I'm so fucking sleepy

BOANE fanart idea