@igrenbapbap.bsky.social is stimming by bouncing their leg against mine and it's soothing my stim to bounce my leg

@igrenbapbap.bsky.social said I was flat, I can't believe this shit

I'm like a surgeon

I died

Why are all artificers so antisocial?

If you were going to eat me, would I be a beefcake, a milkshake or a phat steak?

Going into this dungeon, I hope they play FE!N

I have a peen now

Build your immunity, eat ass

Argued with Mom again, teammate felt it important to point out her hammer was bigger than mine

My dad's an idiot but my teammates seem to be head over heels for him

Happy Moo year everyone!

Can't believe I haven't shared this here! I had this forever relevant piece done up by @seraphrpgart.bsky.social ! I honestly cannot thank them enough for their patience through this piece

I'm starting to believe the rumors about following black cats considering they've all lead me to have very negative interactions with priests

I've been watching this whole adventure unfold on eye-max #badinitiativerolls

*Getting choked out* "Alexa, play Chokehold by sleep token"

A boner at sea is drift wood

I am shipping the bird and the tabaxi

Made a new wine recipe, it's an....acquired taste

Had a big discussion with the party last night about trust. I feel that more connected with them

Maybe the real timeshare was the time we shared with friends

I am udder-ly excited to take to the seas!

MY FACCIN GOAT ❤️❤️❤️

MY FACCIN GOAT

AND NOW THE OWL IS HERE

Gets knocked out, wake up to find your teammate suckling your tiddie wtf is today

Don't drink the goo

I fakin hate stairs...

What's in the room?

Another adventure awaits tomorrow!

What's another word for fable? A tale! (Tail)

All aboard the Khara-van!