Is having a cold worse now or am I just weaker?

#nufc vs psg half time PSG we’ve got two words for ya… Suck it

Does anyone else still do ode to the haggis on burns night? My mother comes out and chops the thing open with what can only be described as a small sword while reciting unfathomable poetry #burnsnight #haggis

#nufc vs Villa - mint game, love Miley, would love a toon goal

I’ve got a desire to relive my youth and play fable, black and white and dynasty warriors 4. Don’t even know where to begin with #dynasty#warriors. Are there any reliable PlayStation 2 emulators? #retrogaming #ps2

#psv are sausage boys pass it on

#nufc if we win here I honestly think we could beat anyone in a knockout game. Psv are a good team but they eat far too many sausages #frikandelspeciaal #worstenkop

Your eyes are like toilets and I’m drowning in your piss #pickuplines

Everyone talks about creme eggs getting smaller but no one mentions that they taste like shit #egg

After the final of AFCON I’ve never been more excited for an episode of @stadio.football. There’s only one place to begin…

This bloody goblin jumped in the bloody Tyne this morning then rolled in poo. Still love her she just stinks

#nufc vs wolves I wish the toon would score

I’ve been running the Delian tomb for the last few weeks and I’ve got to say from the directors side it’s a lot of fun. If things are too easy then minions basically just fall from the sky. Obviously I’ve been doing malice wrong the whole time but we live and learn #drawsteel #ttrpg

Imagine a man made of all fingers. Is he a villain? Is he a hero? No, he’s fingers.

You know when I was younger I thought being called a mackem was the same as being called a bastard but now that I’m older I know it’s much worse #nufc

Ranking #nufc players 1. Sandro 2. Hall 3. The rest

Garlic confit getting made. It’s like butter but made of garlic. Probably bubbling too much whatever #garlic #confit #cooking #preserve

“Magic mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?” Asks a wrinkly old bag who definitely isn’t the fairest of them all then goes on a mad poison vendetta because someone’s cuter than her. #disneylife

Good morning from this little maniac #spaniel

Sean longstaff getting man of the match, as much as I love him and his goal vs psg plays on repeat in my head, says everything you need to know about the quality of that game #leenew #nufc

#hobbystreak 1 Gluing and priming some gobbos from @trenchworx.bsky.social, looking forward to getting to the Queen

Here’s my Saturday morning dog photo #ess #springerspaniel #spaniel #stoplickingme

Is #trump dead??

I basically just take the recommendations of @dmofnone.bsky.social and force my group to play them. Mothership, triangle agency and draw steel are awesome. I’ll probably pick up daggerheart next. If anyone has other recs let me know #ttrpg #tabletop

Playing a cute game of Innovation. I’m having a good time but my poor parents haven’t got a clue #innovation #cardgames #fridaynight

Smash the piss outta them! #ucl #nufc

bless his heart ❤️ #nufc

I’d love Newcastle to get Barcelona tonight and smash the piss out of them #nufc

The day we brought her home for the first time. Little did we know she’d turn out world (and house) upside down #spaniel #springerspaniel

I’ll show some mini’s once I’ve finished painting any

Ran The Delian Tomb introductory adventure for Draw Steel from the consistently excellent @hellomcdm.bsky.social on Sunday The way the game incentivises the players to not rest was great but after 7 hours i was exhausted. The flip over map secret passageway reveal was a highlight