The rescue had me take pictures of the animals and the medal and they did not cooperate

running very long distances and anticipating trying to run very long distances makes me cry everyone say "you're literally fine you're not going to die just because its marathon day" ive been training for months and also its literally not even my first marathon

Hmmmmmmm

why did the cop leave early for the protest he wanted to beat the crowds

There was someone flagging fisting top at the target plaza in Hollywood today

Ice baths are propaganda. Of course you feel good after you get out of the ice bath. You feel good because you're not in that fucking thing anymore

Me at the play party watching my homies do the coolest shit I've ever seen

Thirst trap // kitten

My internet is so overrun with teachers venting about how their students genuinely and seriously cannot read And I interact with people and they only respond to one part of a message that needs 3 responses That has to be why. They can't read. That's why they just say ok

There's a lot of animals that just live outside. Ya ever think about how there are some animals that are outside animals and some that are inside animals Like a beaver makes a house. A squirrel makes a house. But like. A wild deer doesn't make a house. That's an outside animal.

Also I have issues about cum. I want it in me and on me and as a snack. But one load can't be enough to paint three spots :(

New thing I'm internalizing : people don't tell the part of the story that makes them clearly the bad guy. It feels better to leave that part out than to internalize and admit you could have done something better.

It is my professional opinion that you cannot be both an idiot and an asshole when you're dealing with people in business. Pick a struggle

And, I just saw a baby on a bike waving traffic on at an intersection and that's the sweetest thing I've seen in months

Mutual aid talks - - "is it worth spending extremely limited budget on printing know your rights cards if agents won't listen to someone using their rights anyway" Obvi we're still printing them because it really doesn't cost that much but,,,,, damn

Villain era #shibari

Reminder:darkroom gangbangs are fun, but your holes will hurt after Don't plan dates for the next day

My problem is that I'm too swayed by cute quotes I see on aesthetic study Tumblr You can pretend to care, but you can't pretend to show up

Why are all of these guys on dating apps in witness protection. There's no reason to hide your face on fucking hinge

trading rope time for haircut. if he fucks my shit up I'm gonna mcfreaking lose my marbles

ask your boyfriend which one of your friends he thinks is the sexiest follow for more relationship advice

it does not matter how slow you go, how frustrated you get as you do it, how many breaks you take, how many new things you need to learn along the way, or how many people stand in your way, as long as you do not stop

The problem is that I'm a kinky fuck that wants to get married someday

Telehealth gynecologist appointment

My hobbies include DMing the mayor on Instagram from my kink account

Friendly reminder that the comment section is where activism goes to die

Ada compliant restaurant for guinea pigs

If you do not know the name and dietary restrictions of your local crackhead, you have not earned enough street cred to complain about his presence

Is it weird if I ask the old guy that works at the bike shop on a date. I love him

If one more lesbian swipes on me I'm going to mcfreakin lose it

The advice to "do it scared" is helpful but I'm too anxious for that. I do everything scared. I would love to do something calm for once in my life

Pinterest won't let me put titties on my 2026 vision board

I'm being manifested into someone's life probably right now. That's so much pressure

How to regrow triple d titties but in muscle this time in one week

Merry Christmas!

The doctor asked me if I have a rash on my penis. I forget sometimes that I pass

things to do instead of doomscrolling: breastfeed the homies

Thanks for the reminder that my presence is, in fact, a gift. I needed this more than I knew. @buckaroo-who.bsky.social

I'm also not actually sure that there's anyone in the entire city of LA that wants dating and love. I don't think i can even remember the last time I witnessed someone date and find a partner.

how do I keep finding these men that are so forward about how they want to hurt people and animals only a few minutes into a first date it takes months of coaxing to get my consentual "violent urges" out and even then I still can't be mean like my bottoms want half the time

today I met a boy and he took a video of him fucking me and it's soooooo pretty

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

unseriously, the elf on the shelf is the panopticon for toddlers and desensitizes children so when they're adults they won't care about the trackers corporations put in everything

bringing a pack of chicken legs from the frozen clearance section of the grocery store to the workplace white elephant party

I am pathetic for beautiful cocks

want boyfriend

ehehehehe

sigh

cvs gimme my meds gimme gimme