I have to agree with Lutnik Trump’s desire to re-develop Gaza into the "Riviera of the Middle East" does perfectly reflect his humanitarian view.

Question; are Kim Jong Un and Putin sponsoring floats, will the parade have a Idi Amin memorial float. I suggest Netanyahu as guest parade marshall, let’s not forget anybody.

The entire world just became a National Enquirer headline

Hegseth misses NATO meeting “because of scheduling conflicts”…I bet! What, he couldn’t cancel lunch with his boss D.Taco Melon Trumpilini?

Does anyone else feel like saying “wait for the mid terms” sounds like “hold your breath under water for 5 minutes”?

Just saw a flag behind Rump in the Oval office that said Space Force, and that seems right.

PeePee, the ass without a seat has no bottom

So Amy Coney Barrett is the Mike Pence of The Supreme Court. Take it where you can get it.

Musk says he’s cutting back on politics ‘cause he thinks he’s done enough 👀 (couldn’t make that one up could ya’!)

PSA reminder: The law and order country is being run by a 34x’s convicted felon.

Overweight, wrinkled, old demented clown without one scintilla of talent and wearing globs of orange makeup says what about Bruce Springsteen.

He needs something to come in contact with his seat (and it’s not a vote or anybody’s lips)

“Look at this marble! this is what we call perfecto” Moron Melon has spoken……

I hope Mango’s pick for surgeon general gets to operate on him.

While scanning the pained looks on everyone’s face I noticed the growing gold puke. Think that big “X”over the door marks Elon’s satellite office?

Anyone in Canada who thinks we pay our elected officials too much, think again. PM Carney, Mélanie Joly and Dominic LeBlanc have to sit in a room today with a mob of powerful ignorant pigs. 🙏🏻🇨🇦

Mango Mussolini just said he’s “not sure what Canada wants to talk about”….we want to talk about golf you bovinating imbecile….

I think he should reopen Alcatraz…you can finish the rest of the sentence.

In my wildest dreams I’d not have thought PP’s base would fan the flames of election fraud, and yet, here we are! My favourite response from Elections Canada: You are free to mark your ballot with a pen. We supply pencils in recognition of the fact that pens can leek.

Vote like you understand the deep and powerful connotation of this photograph.

Cons should have their keyboards checked, most of them seem stuck on caps lock!

Has Mango Mussolini been declared Pope yet?

I’m announcing one trillion dollar tariffs on everybody. I’m amazing no 90 day pauses for penguins either!

Boycott Florida oranges!

Know what’s broken in Canada? Ties with Trump’s America. 💪🏻🇨🇦

That fat fucking shit faced piece of toxic orange fungus, in a tweet, called the European Union A COUNTRY!. He’s too fucking fucked, his brain so eaten with tertiary syphilis he doesn’t realize what the European Union is. Once upon a time you got held back in high school for less!

Many illnesses can be cured. This one cannot.

Yo bro, you get those war plans I messaged you 😊💪🏻

Well…..let’s start with the question of how Skippy the Axehole accumulated over 25 million USD in personal wealth (and growing) all the while working full time as a public servant with zero work experience anywhere but at the tax payer funded trough and all before the age of 47……….waiting….

If you take “radical left” and the superlatives “tremendous” “greatest” and “terrific” out of the tertiary syphilitic apricot’s vocabulary what are you left with? Answer: A noisy sphincter

Is the tertiary syphilitic apricot dead yet?

“In every bar fight, there comes a moment when the angry, big-mouthed drunken loser tips over the wrong table of drinks.”Warren Kinsella. Hey Cheeto, China is mad.