Woke up from my nap with a slight issue

Who wants to come help me with yard work and get all sweaty?

Received my delivery from @sweatyjohnson69.bsky.social and holy fuck I couldn’t be happier. I love them so much! I can’t even pick a favourite.

Had the morning off for the first time in forever and I had to take advantage by getting out this huge load all over my work boots

Taking a break from yard work and felt a draft… oh, I seem to have ripped these jeans at some point

Warmer-ish weather makes for breaks behind the shed, though as you can see it’s still chilly today

It’s fat cock Friday but again it’s bloody cold out. So here’s some belly, big balls, bush, and a mushroom.

Here’s a softie for your Saturday #allballs

Morning off, so this is how I’m being lazy

I need some help to blow off some steam.. any takers?

It’s a cold bitch outside today and my dick is not impressed.

Happy FCF! Could use a hand, or otherwise, at the moment.

A FBF/FCF combo from the archives.

Ok, this one is much more recent and I think it’s my favourite of the year.

Not from this year but still a favourite pic of mine

Horny as fuck today.. could use a good mouth on my fat cock

A before/after of scrolling through pics. Also, my new favourite cock ring.

It’s just one of those afternoons

When the hot contractor at work teases you with his hairy butt crack you cum all over some boots when you get home

When I’m stuck in a hotel this is how I pass the time.

New kink unlocked.. holy fuck was that hot!!

A sunny nap in the sun FCF

I don’t know what it is about hotels but holy shit I almost got my face.

How I woke up from today’s hungover nap

Two mornings in a row waking up rock hard due to dreams where I was sucking mutuals dicks. What does it all mean?!

See a softie, post a softie

Could a get a bit of help here pulling these down the rest of the way?

A TB/FCF to last summer, sitting in the back shed watching a storm roll by

Anyway, it’s probably unrelated but here’s my fat ass for humpday.

I’m not sure what energy it is that I’m putting out into the world, but in the last two weeks I’ve had two straight, married friends tell me they want to fuck me, like legit.

Happy FCF! Here’s my greasy boner.

Happy hump day! Just in from mowing the lawn in the blazing heat.. anyone wanna get more sweaty with me before hopping in the shower?

Quote this pic with your favourite cock pic 🍆🍆🍆

Happy fat cock (and belly) Friday!

Saggy balls Saturday? Is that a thing?

Does this work for tummy Tuesday? (Also sorry for not labeling last nights pic.. has been dealt with)

It’s a fat cock. It’s Friday. It’s Fat Cock Friday.

Happy fat cock Friday boys!

I have been absolutely feral the last few days. Jerked twice in a row this aft and really put these new briefs to work.

Happy Tuesday! Make sure you rub my belly as you swallow my dick.

Some more pics of me in (and sorta out of) briefs, as per some requests

How I spent my morning.

A happy Fat Cock Friday to all!

One of those days where there was no time to take my pants off

A little bit of spring tidying was in order

Hump day, you say?

And a happy FCF to all!

From above or below? Which one do you prefer?

This is quite the accurate representation of me these days