did some reading on my genetic condition and apparently my body's just nerfed in terms of muscle-building capability 😭

i could be hot and have abs but then i'd have to give up on my little treats

not me waking up to morning skinny and then ruining it all at bottomless brunch

when you equip the female armour in an RPG

suddenly struck with the melancholy once again, lads

what do y'all think

just putting in the work a little bit every day

need to go to another circuit party/rave soon

been eating a lot

after work baths are peak

i’ve had several drinks and now i’m considering posting hole and pole smh

they don’t know i’m not wearing underwear (i forgot to pack extra)

why can’t i just be a cat, people love fat fluffy cats

flight already arrived late into the night now we stuck in a jam like i’m ready to not exist rn

high protein diet means lethal farts

another leg day 🙃

leg day lfg!

hey

my friend’s life is a palace drama (or one of those badly-written online chinese series that have so many twists and convoluted plots)

MY FEELINGS ARE BIG TODAY

going to a house viewing this weekend and hoping we get it because it’s prime location and it seems to tick all my boxes

really feels like i’ve been making breakthroughs at the gym yay 🥰 like seeing progress after plateauing here and there is so nice

need to go back to korea for another 51percent run

every time i bump into someone i’m supposed to know my brain does the dial-up noise (i’m old)

sometimes you hear tea about other people and you can’t help but wonder what context you yourself exist in in the lives of everyone else

anyone know how to properly cut the sleeves off a tshirt

got me a turn in this infamous mirror

the way i’m putting myself through so much just so i can look good shirtless next to my hot friends

feeling some type of way and immediately get sent this from costar like okay how are these notes always so relevant?

back on the grind

this bulking thing is ridiculous i feel so fat 😭

The feeling when you are reading Marx, and that cold brew hits

truly i hate perth with a passion

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

maybe the reason movie aliens always show up in america is because they’re like “oh this place is fucked we need to save them”

hey fisher-price i have an idea for you: my first dj deck

charli xcx was at changi

if i ever post a badly-edited photo where the lines are warped and you can see the wavy background lines just take me out back and shoot me in the head because that can’t be me

oop not me cutting the bathroom line without realizing 💀

thank you to all the hot peoples who post their thirst traps i appreciate every single one of you

okay we’re putting this here then 🫣

pathetic

tempted to post these thirst traps but there’s just too much exposed 🍑 going on

now that the timeline is sleepin

beware the faces you make on facetime because screenshots are a thing 😭

reskeet if u haven't forgotten about our boy luigi mangione 🤴

Cover Art I did for Sofia Ajram's The Roses of Heliogabalus 💕

sending love to my babies from 35,000ft (my love is dense and will streak through the sky hitting you like a projectile from space)

kinda want the rimowa backpack can anyone vouch for how good of a backpack it is