Today is my birthday. That is 39 years 468 months 3028 weeks 14245 days of being alive. And still no bitches ALSO WHERE IS MY DAMN CAKE?!

PRETTY SURE THAT AT THE MFF RAVE I saw two furries, who didn't know each other communicate through only hip gyrations. Then ran off together. REAL BUMBLE BEE ENERGY AND I AM HERE FOR IT

I will be invading MFF tomorrow and truthfully, I don't know a ton of people going. If you're going hmu! I need people to party with!

All I really want tbh

To my fellow business furries. Be very careful not to press enter to early on your messages. "Current Strategy - Anal" is VERY DIFFERENT then "Current Strategy - Analysis" if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock.

My job has decided that there are 100 "little things" that won't be hard for their employees to do. I have decided to be maliciously compliant with those 100 little things. Just one step down from logging 15 minutes everyday for just time tracking :3

Listen, I know you have daddy issues. Have you considered letting me be your Daddy solution?

You see, I'm a top because life fucks me so much I'd like to fuck something as payback.

tbh... kinda feeling this fit for the raves

The most disappointing thing in the world is someone with a really sexy bike but really shitty gear. AT LEAST get a good helmet and jacket. I'M over here trying to OOGLE over you.

I met this bean at FWA and low-key I wanna find out who it is so I can nerd out about Satisfactory with them. Help me be a nerd social media

Dear bartender at Epic who asked me if I wanted to get the job done or if I wanted to ease into it. You'd know my answer and if you keep making me drinks like this. You'll find out exactly what kind of job I can do.

The image of the axle just being a bunch of magic wands will not escape my head

I haven't been on a coaster in like ... 6 years, and the first one I chose was Velocicoaster. Really jumped right back into the deepend with that one lmao

"YOU KIDS ARE ALWAYS ON YOUR DAMN PHONES" screams the boomer who has been sitting in front of the TV for 4 hours

Instead of hating on things that people enjoy, you just let them enjoy it. Isn't there enough to worry about in the world? Who cares what people enjoy, if it's not hurting anyone or anything. It doesnt matter. Release yourself from the stress of caring what people do that don't involve you.

"Where we going?!"

Listen. If you were born from an egg, you were just slow cooked. Don't @ me birds.

Tbh, I just need me some more pup time. I barely wear my stuff and it's my happy place.

Shit was I just clocked?!

Sometimes people teach you really hard lessons. My fault for thinking I could power through it. Corrected it and on to better things

I would literally do ANYTHING for a backrub right now. SOOOOO MUCH WALKING the past few days

Truthfully, it's time to rock and roll. Pinkies out for the first day at AC!

Can someone tell me Delta's carry-on policy? I have a new carry-on that is very noisy about me going to Anthrocon

Will trade blowjobs for coffee rn

Did the evil queen in snow white create a magic mirror to tell her she was the fairest because when she grew up she didn't receive any validation? Was it just a manifestation of her trauma?! Was that the only way she knew how to be loved?!

Hi what's up I'm a millennial :3

Scrolling barq is such whiplash sometimes "Uwu I'm shy and anti social" also "here's my bare butthole"

Soooo I'm actually going to AC this year! I haven't been in probably like... 6 years? Curious what it's like now. Also I don't know of a lot of people going. So if you're gonna be there. Hit a hound up?

🎶WHERE ARE YEWWW🎶

Helping others into latex is just like cooking. You always have to use enough oil to cover the bottom 😏

Wednesday night vibes

Had a great NYC trip with @kivik.bsky.social & @kayphix.bsky.social Much better to go with friends then with family. Thanks for letting me taklg a long y'all!

Been here three days and finally got my Manhattan in Manhattan

Happy pride month!

My kingdom! My kingdom for a fursuit maker who will take my dragon fursuit commission ;_;

I'm kinda mad I didn't see anyone say, or any marketing around this past Easter. "Jesus raised, we blazed" Seems like a missed opportunity tbh

Sooooon

Heading a group of late 40 year olds googling Gen z/alpha phraslng was not on my dinner bingo card. "Skibidi means...." "Skibidi rizz is...." "Ooooh there's a skibidi song?! That's my new jam"

pet dragon ↗️ ↘️ kiss dragon kiss dragon ⬆️ ⬇️ pet dragon pet dragon ↖️ ↙️ kiss dragon

🎶 I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHYYYY DOOO IIIIII LOVE YOU YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME WHYYY DO YOUUUU LOOOOOVE ME 🎶

Tbh. Can we normalize just laying together and snuggling without having to talk or watch something? That's really what I need right now. Quite time with a little spoon wrapped in my arms.

You know...they may be empty calories but they sure as fuck fill my soul.

Today's work shanigans, they just keep giving me gold. Them: We keep having problems with <product> and have reported it multiple times Me: Where has it been reported T: in our team's group chat M: the one none of us are in? T: yeah M: cool. Say something in the support channel we're all in

Me everytime a brat comes up to me acting up

I think one of the things no one really talks about is how much the dom needs to -also- be taken care of sometimes. Like sure they ENJOY doing all the things that make your toes curl. But it's also a lot of work and sometimes the top needs to be spoiled too.

My boss has shown that he's more interested in rejecting my thoughts Now he doesn't like my answers anymore because I'm no longer being positive about being able to move mountains. Sorry bud, reject what I'm saying all the time I don't have energy to be bubbly. You'll get it exactly how it is.

I'm on a constant adventure to not judge strangers based on what they do. Because there is no way to know what their life experiences are and I'd hate for someone to judge me. BUT Why are you wearing a plush crown and birthday sash while in your swimsuit and at the pool. I don't UNDERSTAND