🎶You're gonna lose that girl Yes, yes you're gonna lose that girl You're gonna looooooose that girl You're gonna looooooooooose that girl #TheArchers

Lilly, are you okay? So, Lilly, are you okay? Are you okay, Lilly? Lilly, are you okay? So, Lilly, are you okay? Are you okay, Lilly? Lilly, are you okay? So, Lilly, are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY LILLIAN? #TheArchers

Caught in a puddle is a lonely boat man Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo Holding a candle for a closet lesbian Layee odl, layee odl-oo #TheArchers

Henry is annoying Tom is annoying Rochelle is annoying Joy is annoying The whole darn story arc is annoying Mick is not annoying #TheArchers

Justin's not in character Brian's not happy Ruth's not convinced Miranda's not Jennifer #TheArchers

Susan worries Neil broods Rochelle talks Rex glows #TheArchers

Kirsty and Helen do lunch Joy does a jigsaw puzzle Mick does dinner Tom can do one #TheArchers

Sorry for silence. If only all of life's problems could be dealt with in 12.5 minutes. #TheArchers

Kirsty says: "Let my beaver go!" #TheArchers

Brad needs a plan Eddie needs to stop being a crook Tom has a plan Helen needs her head examining #TheArchers

Len doesn't wanna give it up Emma doesn't wanna let him down #TheArchers

Natasha is scheming And Helen is steaming Brenda wants it gleaming and.. ...when is she leaving? #TheArchers

Len has a mind to devastate Kirsty, Brenda and Natasha boil and bake (Sorry guys very tired today, wanted to be a bit Shakespearean but my mind's not very focussed)

Ed needs to score high Emma needs to shop Kirsty needs to talk Tom needs to give in Everyone needs to sort it out #TheArchers

Kirsty has a drink Joy has an idea Natasha has an offer Helen has sausage and kale stew #TheArchers

Pat can't come out Tony went out Everyone came out It's all coming out Natasha is wearing everybody out #TheArchers

Len can't button it David wishes he would button it Jill doesn't button it Lynda feels she can't button it Kirsty feels it And Robert, of course, knew it #TheArchers

Everyone blames themselves And no-one can forgive It seems that the problem with life is With drama, you have to live #TheArchers

Natasha is scheming Because she is dreaming Of a kitchen that is gleaming Lynda looks for things that are redeeming But Robert is steaming Because he is still dealing #TheArchers

Joy is eyeing up Kirsty is being looked up Mick plays up Alan calls out Lynda gets caught out We're all creeped out #TheArchers

Joy understands Emma understands Fallon understands Ed understands But it's complicated #TheArchers

Emma doesn't know Fallon doesn't know Lynda doesn't know Joy doesn't know Robert doesn't know Mick knows #TheArchers

Zainab does a deal Lynda wants a deal Ben has a mug Lynda's smug Kenton's a mug #TheArchers

Ruth makes a fence Leonard takes offence David takes a liberty Ed looks at a tree #TheArchers

See David make tea See Kenton get stressed See Lynda go over everyone's heads But everyone admires Leonard's helmet #TheArchers

Mick has a cup of tea Emma offers some tea Did anything else happen? #TheArchers

A cow gets milked David looks at some sheep Everyone ends up in a barn We're giving thanks that the A/R is over... ...'cause the turkey's not the only thing that's stuffed #TheArchers

Clarrie is mortified Because Eddie falsified Chuck is horrified Jacob should be certified But Kate was unjustified We're all still mystified #TheArchers

Eddie hasn't changed Jim is protecting his bust I'm not saying there are aliens... ...but there are aliens And they're sleeping in the barn #TheArchers

Jill cooks breakfast Jacob eats breakfast Clarrie feeds the turkeys Jacob feels like a turkey Eddie is a turkey #TheArchers

Kate makes some coffee Jacob makes some noise Ruth makes a phone call Nothing makes sense #TheArchers

Kate makes some tea Jakob makes a phone call It's dark It's November It's .... .... odd #TheArchers

Mick said no Justin won't take no Mick and Joy have chips Brad has nearly had his chips #TheArchers

Len gets some tools out Mick also gets some tools out Kenton goes out Len also goes out Jolene goes ballistic #TheArchers

Helen sells some veggies Jolene sells some beer Hilda meows Hero smells #TheArchers