Superman Sam
@supermansam.bsky.social
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Hard man, father of none, your hero Angel of the South Blowing the Lord's bubbles
soutout to the fly tipping community
23 days ago
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in 2026 they're going to coin a new term called "queerslop" to describe things like steeve universe and life of strange
28 days ago
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Robert Downey Junior when Givert Uppey Senior walks into the room
about 2 months ago
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ahhh.. bombo the clattapus!
2 months ago
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mfw face when I finally get the "it's a phone with appeal" joke from the hit comdy song "bananaphone"
3 months ago
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Don't FUCK with me (Real image from today)
3 months ago
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Helluva man, chainsaw boss
3 months ago
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they call it cuckhold because you hold your cuck while you watch them do it
4 months ago
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saw something funny today
4 months ago
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Ironically, I forgot who the "100% reason to remember the name" song is about
4 months ago
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silent hill f the f stands for female which is woake
4 months ago
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they call it therapy because,, their happy 👍
4 months ago
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keep having this dream where a voice tells me to "cross the river sticks" what is this supposed to mean
4 months ago
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nothing brings me more rage than the apple rington that sounds like someone failing to play 'smoke on the water' on an electric organ while birds tweet loudly
4 months ago
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isn't it weird how they named a type of autism after it too
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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why does esparagus make it smell like that
4 months ago
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When it's mackin cheese for dinner tonight...
5 months ago
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typical. prank a human and people call it "entertainment". but prank an animal and everybody loses their minds!! just a little joker pilled observation from me
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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ragebaiting my dog by bretending to throw the ball (except I don't throw the ball) xD
5 months ago
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just went number 7 (heaven) in the gender neutral denny's bathroom
5 months ago
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google your own dick
5 months ago
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It's me
5 months ago
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you don't have to achieve anything in life. sometimes it's okay to eek out a meager existence beneath someone's shoe - Depressed man Sam
5 months ago
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PROBUSCUS!!!
5 months ago
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labubu is what I used to call "it" and by "it", heh. let's just say...
5 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE GIGGLE
6 months ago
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my worst friend ever STEVE lived in a scary cave with a dark sky and red lightning, another vitcim of 5G
6 months ago
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they don't even call it trollface anymore they call him ragebait man
6 months ago
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im convinced at this point someone high up at nintendo has a tf fetish
6 months ago
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asking ai chatbot if I should end my life after hearing my favorite vtuber is getting married
6 months ago
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the frail, store brand toilet paper the moment it makes contact with my ass
6 months ago
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the onlty I.C.E that I care abouyt is Internet Comment Etiquette!!
6 months ago
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Every day I'm sufferin'
6 months ago
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the haters want to dox me... WONT HAPPEN!!
6 months ago
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Reincarnated as a rose toy
6 months ago
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MY DAD HAS SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVED AND SO WILL YOURS
7 months ago
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if nigel tells me having teeth is woke you bet your backside I'll stop brushing right away
7 months ago
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me to my superdog who wont stop panting: (in joker voice) why so breathing 😈
7 months ago
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reposted by
Superman Sam
Me when they start making blue smarties again (also I'm badl)
7 months ago
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Wilted roase emoji
7 months ago
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Who's up halving their life rn
7 months ago
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And his full name was Chucklenuts Estradiol Cheesewheel
7 months ago
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Me when they start making blue smarties again (also I'm badl)
7 months ago
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My favorite animal is Dhar Man lion dad bod fursona
7 months ago
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I'm a bone-ified freak, man
7 months ago
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I've got nothing left
8 months ago
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you gotta be fucking KIDDING ME
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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can't wait for momocon next week!!
8 months ago
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I'm getting gender envy from the 5G horse at denver airpot
8 months ago
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People today when you say "I'm adulting"; wow I'm so proud!! People 2000 y/o ago when you say "I'm adulting": repent immediately and may god have mercy on your soul. Really say a lot...
8 months ago
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