cock shot every time i go to bed like aight sure

Accidentally scratches an entire layer of skin off my foot cutely

Hell yea this is awesome

😔

Dragnin

I am prefnnat

Kobold with normal sized balls

Republicans realizing they have to glaze a closet faggot for another 3 years and pretend nothing is wrong.

Jax

Random interesting fun fact: modern TVs for whatever reason don’t understand the Wii’s standby mode (where the power light is yellow) so your TV won’t turn off automatically when you turn off the Wii. It’s annoying!

Oh wow it actually works

I’d like to mention I’m like, cursed with this face in the older Animal Crossing games. I always end up with the two small far away eyes face to such an extent I’ve just accepted it. I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.

Wow. Real good idea Nintendo. If it fails to read your system memory you deadass have to hold the power button here. You cannot progress the dialog any further and the Wii won’t even respond to the power button being single pressed. Holy shit.

God I love fishing in City Folk. It’s much harder to lose your nerve because you can reel the fish in by just… throwing your arm because it responds to motion controls lol. No accidental A press.

Damn I got the collector’s jackpot ordering Animal Crossing City Folk from GameStop lol. Fully intact case with no damage, flawless disc, and the manual lol. I’m not a collector, but still neat.

Is this correct?

If you’re in a hollow cube with a pipe connected to it and someone began pumping gallons of cum into the cube until it is completely full and they leave you in there to die, do you drown in the cum or do you suffocate in the cum?

Bro fuck specifically that one guy in the corner

No matter how much I sleep I don’t get enough energy and it’s annoying me

My favorite Redditor activity is when something bad happens and there’s a dude in the comments like “you see, *I* told everyone this would happen!” and it’s just like bro who are you

Minecraft mod developers making sure their cool mod is for the most backwater random ass pre-“every good update for Minecraft” version they can think of.

i think one of the single silver linings about being sick for me is every single one of my ocd symptoms go away because i physically do not have the energy to focus on them

Oh I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse

I mzaoa

RPGMaker game creators when I make them RPGMake them take a shower

Cock vore? Nah, we goin’ to the COCK STORE

Had a dream I was using my nail clippers and somehow sliced through my skin beneath my nail and my bone was visible underneath my ring finger’s nail and I started bleeding heavily all over my finger and sink and it took a significantly long time for me to wake up from the dream while I panicked

me when i fucking GET you

This has to be a money laundering scheme who is still funding this

If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to cle-GAA CK

>walks up to me with a baseball ball covered in nails >attacks >is immediately stabbed by protagonist >is for some reason surprised by this outcome >ends fight Is she stupid?

RPG Maker games not look blurry as shit in Fullscreen challenge impossible

bro is fucking DEAD dead

yea aight

Klei making sure they use all their animation prowess on shorts for the most mid game of all time instead of just being an animation company.

“Hey we think you’ll like the Switch 1 version of DELTARUNE because you liked the Switch 2 version of DELTARUNE.” Thanks Nintendo amazing suggestion

I’m glad you can blast through the menus the frame you press the button to open them but before they render so you can just instant transmission blow yo brains out.

If my balls were in porn they’d have musk clouds rn

Why does this still work lol

Balls

This shit sucks ass bro ✌️😭

Kobold with balls Balls that SAG In a big sack

Advertising for P3R on Switch 2 showing of 60 FPS footage is definitely a choice

Where’s my goon slop

Why does Kash Patel look like that

yea