in the wine bar. straight up "uncorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pinots

My great grandfather died so I could stream on Twitch and be scared of women. I don’t remember but I will never forget ✊

I am the best video gamer in the god damn world and no one can take that away from me

Does anyone have a solution for me?

He came to the right place

Saving the fine china for a special occasion

Breasts make me feel better, call that iboobprofen

hey guys its me kirio5. like and komment (kirio5 comment] if you agree

I’ve got some bad news for mr beast…

For the past 3 years I have secretly been studying at the University of York. Today I end my life of lies by graduating. It has been a tough 3 years, and even tougher to keep the secret up, but thank you to everyone I have confided in and thank you UoY for having me ❤️

Biblically accurate dildo

Looked in the mirror one time

I don’t understand why people call him “Donkey Kong” when he obviously isn’t a donkey, but in fact a zebra

I have recently discovered that nothing is sacred

Hey if you see this please click the like button (pic unrelated)

The effect of pride month on a straight couple. You liberals wanted this.

gamers leaving the house (NOT clickbait)

Did you know that if you have Amazon Prime and link your account to Twitch, you get a free Prime subscription to a streamer of your choice EVERY MONTH? Not using it is like throwing away $0.17 every single day, so it’d be a waste to not use it

Mario kart world reference

Me and you both, brother. @vypervoltz.live

Did we cook?

Remember when people were saying the sock store in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet was “unrealistic and stupid”? Well, checkmate, liberals

The horse of pride month and deception

“If you ever died mysteriously, I’d eat you like cats do. Just cut a piece off to the side” - @elliegoeswest.bsky.social

Happy pride month to my Switch 2! It came in the male!

Finished my Subathon. 33 days, 1043 subs, 35509 bits later Thank you so fucking much. What a month, man

Raydiogre?

Happy pride month to all, I guess

This month, this should be known as “Regular Road”

5’11 vs 6ft

Man I fucking love this whole subathon thing so much

Guys did I cook?

Balatro reference @elliegoeswest.bsky.social

Doing a subathon to celebrate my 5 year affiliate annivesrary on Twitch. Come drop in (link in comments)

Ok so that is a butt plug

First we Kirio, then we 5. Let’s Kirio5

Is Minecraft like the entire world? Or is the entire world like Minecraft?

I love Balatro

Retweet

I wonder if she is true to her word

Offline chat. Fan behaviour @dellamie.bsky.social

This guy????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Bedtime is when this bitching video is done (probably)

My future children will probably fantasise about being 16 in 2021 the same way people fantasise being a high school student in the early 2000s

Fun little bit of real life tech I've discovered: When you refrain from shaving your head on stream, it grows back!

Get a load of this guy

Oh boy what a good idea

I hate StreamElements

Pokémon is a baby game

Happy birthday! Say it back!