I am full of Korean bbq.

Trivia Q: What's the most popular stop for people to get off trams in #Melbourne? A: Whichever stop the inspectors get on.

Neo-Nazis? I'm gonna be honest, I didnt expect that to be an outcome of this scramble to do something because, well, it might actually do something. #auspol #antisemitism #bondi

Last year the Libs spent a large chunk of their time criticising Albo for being divisive. Now they're lining up with people who boo at a memorial. Unaustralian Hypocrites. #auspol

Sorry, #skynews what was that about the Australian Cricket Team being too woke? #ashes #auspol www.skynews.com.au/australia-ne...

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Minns' anti-protest proposals aren't good - even the reasoning smacks of tone policing - but it also strikes me as the kind of thing that won't pass muster in the High Court. I think he knows it'll fail. He's merely doing something to be seen to be doing something. #auspol #Bondi #Bondishooting

Community PSA for Christmas Trivia: Remember, Scrooge was visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve, not three. (Five in the muppets movie).

It's counter-intuitive but pretzels are great for dipping. #Xmas #christmas

Yeah, the ideas are plenty, mate. Funding and impetus for reform of those ideas is the problem and AI ain't gonna fix that.

It's Karoline Leavitt? Huh. I thought it was a close up of Nicole Kidman. Amazing the difference hair makes.

Crazy to think a 43yo sydney fruiterer has done more to combat antisemitism in Australia than our #antisemitism envoy. #auspol

All complaints, no solutions. I propose we get more 43yo fruit shop owners with balls of steel onto our streets. It's the only solution proven to stop gunmen. #auspol

Not a great time to be online in Australia with a complicated nuanced opinion like 'all murder is bad.' Siiiiigh. #auspol

GOP putting the Christ back into Christmas...

Einstein: "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result." Me: *hits refresh*

"A true politician believes the single best thing for their nation is that they remain in power." Someone. Probably Mencken, I dunno. #auspol #theguardian

You literally quantify it in the headline! The quantity is 1000! SMH #stupidheadlines #theguardian #science

To #MAGA the absence of #Trump in these videos is evidence he was never there and evidence the Democrats are hiding from the camera. #politics #theguardian

Latest on the list of targeted ads that are for products i don't want but I'm flattered they think I might: A surfboard wax remover.

Uh oh. The 2025 Music Recaps are coming...

I got a possible answer... #masculinity #politics

December 1 and it snowed on Hotham... #climatechange

Book 24 of 2025, Incognegro. A graphic novel murder mystery about a white passing Black journalist in the Jim Crow era who goes into the deep south to prevent his brother from being lynched for a murder he didn't commit. A good read. Would be great as a Netflix series imho. #booksky

ANZAC or Anzac? #grammarsky #language #melbourne #auspol

Well done North Melbourne. Brisbane too. Hopefully next year the other teams will bring more of a challenge #aflw #sportsky

The whole BoM website foofara is confusing to me. The app hasn't changed and it's better than the website imho. Use that! Especially the rain map function. #auspol

A camel is a committee designed by a horse.

#Pluribus is a fun show, but clearly Vince Gilligan made a deal with the City of Alberquerque to hire 25% of the population as actors. #tvsky

Bluesky still hasn't got the Algo right. My #FYP is full of baseball and football and hockey posts but not one - NOT ONE - post about the #Ashes. My Reddit is lighting up! FB and Insta are reluctantly giving me cricket posts from friends but Bluesky eems to think I live in WA or wherever.

Maybe Mamdani just told Trump that he was gonna get visited by three ghosts and the ghosts did the rest?

I miss my clean house. Oh to pine for Wednesday.

I raced to the comments section. It did not disappoint. #auspol #nyt #nytimes #bonappetit

So NSW and Vic Libs replace their leaders with the tealiest MPs still in the party while the federal Libs abandon Net Zero. Sigh. #auspol

Do the misogynists know it's International Men's Day?

I guess if there's a slim chance of winning the next election now is the time to pounce. #auspol www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...

Ayup.

Wait, did the Republic not have a functioning judiciary? #starwars

Book 23 of 2025. The Ferryman by Justin Cronin. In the genre of 'Utopian Island is actually not a utopia' this is closer to Ishiguro's 'Never Let Me Go' than Michael Bay's 'The Island' but still can't escape the tired trope of the genre. Too many plot conveniences but overall well written. #booksky

"All jokes are the same just with the words changed." Stewart Lee.

Always apropos. #auspol

Literal fog of war.

Kim Davis is the human equivalent of a pop up on a suspicious website that you have to keep hitting 'no' on. They're just waiting for the accidental 'yes' and then things go bad.

Huh, the Dismissal and the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald happened at pretty much the same time. #auspol #history

So after receiving an overwhelming mandate for change and to oppose the GOP agenda on Tuesday, the Senate Democrats move to capitulate to the GOP agenda? US political parties certainly aren't the unified front that parties are elsewhere in the world eh.

Cue a whole bunch of people freaking the fuck out like this means their livelihoods are threatened. #auspol

So throwing sandwiches at police and ICE is legal now? What if the cop is vegan and I throw a BLT?

The confidence with which this rapist fraudster talks about grocery shopping is frankly hilarious.