please wash your water bottles NOW

Eating candles and finding enemies at the home goods store

the universe really does know what’s best for you chat i’m gonna stop fighting it

Salina made Goku out of his own fur

“you want me to dog walk you in front of your friends?” @lucigraves.bsky.social

how we feel about guns here

Hey! If anyone in the NWI / (preferably) Indiana/Michigan border area can help out with temp housing for someone (+ 1 sm/md dog) please reach out to me - I have a friend in a weird situation rn and looking for resources

ummmm what next i think either a 90s shit box or a supra

i wanna eat so many raspberries that i become one

decade later & all i’m missing is a labret

luci saw it first

bro we have to fuck to advance the plot

that wasn’t me that was my game character

note to self: draw a veggietales sona

me looking at the upside down videodrome glasses: im scared

me watching a horror movie: im scared

whatever illness this is has me sounding like 1- Aquafina 2- I’ve been on T for 2 months

Got some friends in a tough spot , if people could please donate/share to help them stay afloat during a really hard time it would be appreciated 💕https://gofund.me/2b1e6d1a8

they’re in love with each other don’t interrupt them

idk idk

idk if i should coordinate outfits to themselvesssss or each otherrrrr and are they lesbians! this is important for their outfits

possibly our cutest twinning moment this year @wannabeelee.bsky.social

im gonna kms fr *sees sexy hot street cars in china town* i love life

is big bird a furry

reclaiming camo

a keffiyeh horsey for @3buddy.bsky.social <3 free palestine

“bring your pet to work day and it’s just Salina”

NINA BIRTH YAAAAAAAY

Fucked up in chilis with cat ears and bad lighting

Chili's bartenders are not fucking around

2/3 of the way thru the chilis drink got him like

“Edibles! At the Chili’s” -a millennial

megamind is a top minion is a power bottom

Furry at the blueberry fest

Jingles normalstyle toward you

Salina: this was supposed to come with a pickle can we get it to go Me: me at god

a customer asking me to peg them was not on my bucket list

and for my next magic trick i’m gonna become a little guy keychain too

hear me out egg somebody’s house but with scrambled eggs instead

um fat cock wednesday lucien said???

Minecraft

“boots down the house” -a millennial just now

😋

@sanders.senate.gov hey beenie

okay here’s another weird art from a month or two ago, her name is Galissa and she’s a cheez it baddie

*points to the mochi sitting in the 85° hot topic* “is this ice cream mochi?” i’ll kill you with my teeth

GAUGED SEPTUM GOES SO HARD mhm mhm mhm