would be terrible if people replied with their fave #monochromeMonday pics. truly an awful way to distract me at work today.

ain't much that two whiskey sours can't cure.

I've lost some weight, yay? but my boobs got smaller. 🤬

I lotioned my feet and legs. all alone. such a tragedy.

a close up was requested. when I was posing for this set of pics, my butt looked amazing.

FYI this is p0rn for me. 👇

inspired by a recent voice note. "sorry, can't make it. I'm tied up."

migraines can fuck off. that's it, that's the tweet.

today is Thursday, right?

from the archives

Pronouns: she/her Height: 5'0. Shoe: 6-6.5 Zodiac: something in the summer Smoke: no Tattoos: 0. Piercings: 6 Favorite Drinks: good coffee, vino verde, good whisky

a bit (more than a bit) tipsy rn.

I was on my feet nearly all day 😭😭😭. who will massage my feet and legs?

I heard someone was still hungry. lil gift in alt text.

remember to start your Monday with a good breakfast.

oooooh, fun!!

Sunday scaries, booze to the rescue. my inhibitions are low rn, btw

hey @pantslessreader.bsky.social , us?

from the archives

me and

stormy weather, power is out. toy is charged.

this is burlesque.

plank challenge audio for getting to 1.5k followers 😘 *sound up* voca.ro/1grS5tFw8suc

the kind of therapy I need 👇

mirrors are unbelievably fun.

turns out the hardest part of making this audio will be getting 10 minutes of undisturbed privacy.

4 hrs of back to back meetings yesterday. I've cleared my calendar today to focus on sitting on your face.

a lift for your day

anyone else have that thing where someone kisses your jaw or that exact spot on your neck and your whole nervous system turns into fireworks? they pull away but the sensation of the kiss and the closeness of their body doesn't go away? some kind of tactile frisson.

whaaaat!? 1500 followers!? apparently I owe you an audio 😉. plank challenge maybe?

I had fun taking pics this morning. would have been nicer if you were here to hold the camera.

#monochromeMonday gift for @peachstatecouple.bsky.social

any requests for monochrome Monday pic from me? you know the rules. be respectful.

me and?

FYI, this afternoons goal is 1 drink an hour. because there are no rules. (if you are in recovery/sober, please mute me)

I have to work today, so enjoy this pic, okay?

he said I have a nice marshmallow butt. best compliment ever, about my butt!

your mission today is to get us both in better moods.

Always and forever, @gooberwafflehead.bsky.social ✨

the 4th option is i write smutty books that I "made up", but really they are all my fantasies with people on nsfw bsky who i dream about fucking.

velvet leggings are a thing for Fridays, right?

I'm ready for spring. winter can end any day

Aight…I’ll bite…👀👀👀

I need some princess treatment.

just blocked a bunch of new followers. why? no age identifier in profile or pinned.

lemme just drop this here 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

at the bottom of my 3rd glass of wine, AMA

peek a boo

5 things I like, and all are welcome to repost with theirs. 1. sushi 2. romantasy 3. singing 4. cats 5. books that are genre mash-ups

oh, good morning. while I drive home you should think about what you would do with 2 of me.