END OF AN ERA! 🤩 wow @alexrkonrad.bsky.social I've learned so much from you and your thoughtful, insightful, funny (!) reporting—I'm so excited for what's next! just filled out your google form 👀

I love when a contestant on The Traitors is like “it’s so unfair people are judging me by the way I behaved publicly on national television for seven years."

new year's resolutions 🥂 (w/ Gabe Mollica!)

the guy from craigslist goes “now that I see it in-person, I think it’s worth a lot less” like ????? is this a transaction or a roast battle?!? “well now that I’ve seen YOU in-person, I know why you’re buying a full-length mirror" there, are you happy??? now do you want it or not

is anyone missing their distributed systems engineer? yesterday I asked him how twitter and bluesky are different and he hasn’t stopped explaining since

trying to be normal in the elevator

the amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm

it’s 8:30pm on a weeknight my dude, I’m standing in my doorway wearing a t-shirt that can only be described as From a 2014 Work Event and you can see I’ve paused an episode of prestige television to answer the door, offer me any amount of USD so this Facebook marketplace interaction can end!!!!!

sorry I missed your call, my phone was in founder mode

did I get enough done today? no! but did I rest, relax, and enjoy myself?! also no!!!!!!

right now, logging into Bluesky is like entering a strange limbo between hell (Twitter) and heaven (not being online)