#NXGGERCHOMP NGGHHHHH… I need that BOWLING BALL SIZED NUTSACK glued to my FUCKING NOSTRILS~

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲'𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 🖤+♻

𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞~🖤

If we’re mutuals please tag me! I’ll respond for sure~💋 spam tag me even!!!!

Feel free to DM me mutuals~!

(Feet warning) You think I can’t smell that JIZZPASTE packed inside your ballsack? You should know better than to skimp out on me…it’s like you’re just asking me to personally wring out every last drop of that CONGEALED NUT-GUNK you have with my SWEATY PORN-GRIPPERS~

ˋˋ𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗣𝗜𝗗 𝗗𝗢𝗚.ᐟ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘 ᅠᅠ 𝗠𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗗.ᐟˊˊ 🦴 🍫 ᅠᅠ 𝓲𝑛𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑖 𝓴𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑒 ⧽ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ, ᴅᴜᴍʙ, ᅠᅠ ᴍʏsᴏɢʏɴɪsᴛɪᴄ ᴍᴜᴛᴛʙᴜʟʟ. 🐶 ᅠᅠ 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡. 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭. ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ♡ & ↻

If I don’t respond to you, no hard feelings.

Just cause I’m swinging for the other team doesn’t mean you can’t use my pillowy 𝔹ℝ𝔸-𝔹𝕌𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕊 to get your rocks off. Just make sure to shoot out every last droplet of steaming ball tar all over my fat rack before you finish~

Nothing gives a 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕥-𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕪𝕜𝕖 a boost to her self-confidence quite like a donkey dicked stud busting a fat fucking nut in her ass

What 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 see vs what violent 𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕘𝕤 see…

You can’t even fathom the amount of stress she feels on a daily basis, constantly surrounded by idiotic fat-chested cows and haughty fat assed 𝕗𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕤 all day long, it’s a wonder she hasn’t 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕕 every last one of her citizens with how often she’s prone to stroking her swollen fuck-pole~

Ughhh why do the tightest ones always seem to break the fastest, these bottom heavy jizz-dumps always break on me before I can shoot one off.

Don’t think that just because she’s a princess she’ll restrain herself around those that think they can just carelessly flaunt all that fuckblubber in front of her face, keep that fabric-straining pudge of yours under control otherwise you’ll have to take responsibility for your indecency

Don’t think just because you’re a good for nothing shut-in that I won’t come to you myself, you can hide away in your little goon cave surrounded by porn for as long as you want but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you keep that swollen jizz-pole all to yourself…

//Should I make more posts? If so what kind of themes would you like to see?

"Don’t mind me, this is just a routine inspection, nothing more. Although you are acting a bit twitchy, must be one of the newcomers…so many people come here every day it’s hard to remember whose COCK I have and haven’t “inspected”. I’ll be on my way once I’m finished here~"

I’m still hard ain’t I~? You don’t think I’d say goodbye to your dark chocolate cunt before I go soft do ya~? Nope, you’re stuck with me till you help calm down the RAGING ERECTION you gave me~

FACE CARD↓ BODY CARD ↓

Flashing all the little boys and girls at the hotsprings with her obese body is one of her favorite hobbies, those innocent little minds at risk of being corrupted with every second they spend staring at the body of the sexual predator that rules over the kingdom.

The Princess makes it a priority to take the first times of all the adorable little brats that end up in her orphanage, showing them the ropes can be an ordeal at times but some of them seem to know everything there is when it comes to having SEX~

POV: You’re a BRAT that snuck out of the orphanage past your bedtime and are about to face the consequences~❤️‍🔥 she’s gonna turn you into a glorified JIZZ-PUMP~💜

POV: you’re the new 𝕜𝕚𝕕 in the orphanage, meeting the Princess for the first time. She drops by weekly~

(Filth warning.) She may act like she hates the act of scraping the pube filled globs of smegma off of your dick but in truth nothing makes her squirt harder than when she’s made to munch on every last bit of filth coating such a putrid looking dick~

Yeah her lesbian phase never lasts more than a month, she can only pretend to be a 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐓-𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐘𝐊𝐄 for so long before the allure of a a fat meaty cock has her crawling back~😵‍💫

Yeah her asshole is exposed, what of it?🙄 "You think I care if some lowlife stares at my PUFFY LOG-CUTTER? That’s the whole point, so if you’re done wasting my time by flapping your gums then fuck off so I might find a guy with the balls to do more than stare~"

Expect me to use your penis as my personal meat-dildo if you even dare to get stiff around me, your cooperation in the matter is a non-factor. If you have a problem with getting 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 them blame yourself for having a cock perfectly suited to CARVING OUT MY CUNT~🥵

POV: You’re an unsupervised brat being exposed to my fabric stretching clap-cannons. Giving those sweet little angels their first sexual awakening, even better if my ROYAL ASS-BLUBBER is the cause of their first erection~

"Can’t even walk down the street without some creep smacking my ass, always grabbing their cock and balls whenever I turn around to see who’d dare lay a hand on me. Such blatant sexual harassment never fails to make my cunt SOAKED"

"The first thing I do once i get back home after getting SKULL-FUCKED by a random stranger…" (he got soft before he could finish bruising my THROAT-CUNT. Tapping out on the first orgasm is so lame….)

She’s had a bit of a magical mishap, what was intended to be an enhancement spell has ended up transmogrifying her and now she’s got a 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐆 hanging in between her legs. Only way she’ll go back to normal is if some brave soul assists her in draining her 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒~

It didn’t take much for the Princess to forsake her people, one night of passion with a foreigner was more than enough for her to realize just how worthless the males of her species actually were. Maintaining her composure when faced with such monstrous girth was quite the task.

The brazenness present in other species only causes her to become disillusioned with the idea of ever marrying a Hylian “male”… "The constant sexual harassment I receive from other species is a nice change of pace when you’ve spent years being gawked at by weak, spineless men"

//Faux-dom account?

The Princess makes it a priority to take the first times of all the adorable little brats that end up in her orphanage, showing them the ropes can be an ordeal at times but some of them seem to know everything there is when it comes to having SEX~

"Hygiene must be a fucking foreign concept from the cesspool of a backwater you crawled out of because what is up with this STENCH!!!?" The elf said vehemently, her nostrils flaring from the noxious scent wafting off the dick in front of her; but for all her whining her loins can’t help but ache.

She’s a total ANAL whore, brutalizing her own shithole gets her off harder than her cunt ever could. That’s exactly why she couldn’t keep her fist out of ass in her younger years~

"Went ahead and made one of these, you peasants are free to ask your beloved princess any question that comes to mind~ ngl.link/pig_princess