Ughhh why do the tightest ones always seem to break the fastest, these bottom heavy jizz-dumps always break on me before I can shoot one off.

Don’t think that just because she’s a princess she’ll restrain herself around those that think they can just carelessly flaunt all that fuckblubber in front of her face, keep that fabric-straining pudge of yours under control otherwise you’ll have to take responsibility for your indecency

Don’t think just because you’re a good for nothing shut-in that I won’t come to you myself, you can hide away in your little goon cave surrounded by porn for as long as you want but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you keep that swollen jizz-pole all to yourself…

//Should I make more posts? If so what kind of themes would you like to see?

"Don’t mind me, this is just a routine inspection, nothing more. Although you are acting a bit twitchy, must be one of the newcomers…so many people come here every day it’s hard to remember whose COCK I have and haven’t “inspected”. I’ll be on my way once I’m finished here~"

I’m still hard ain’t I~? You don’t think I’d say goodbye to your dark chocolate cunt before I go soft do ya~? Nope, you’re stuck with me till you help calm down the RAGING ERECTION you gave me~

If I don’t respond to you, no hard feelings.

FACE CARD↓ BODY CARD ↓

Flashing all the little boys and girls at the hotsprings with her obese body is one of her favorite hobbies, those innocent little minds at risk of being corrupted with every second they spend staring at the body of the sexual predator that rules over the kingdom.

The Princess makes it a priority to take the first times of all the adorable little brats that end up in her orphanage, showing them the ropes can be an ordeal at times but some of them seem to know everything there is when it comes to having SEX~

POV: You’re a BRAT that snuck out of the orphanage past your bedtime and are about to face the consequences~❤️‍🔥 she’s gonna turn you into a glorified JIZZ-PUMP~💜

POV: you’re the new 𝕜𝕚𝕕 in the orphanage, meeting the Princess for the first time. She drops by weekly~

(Filth warning.) She may act like she hates the act of scraping the pube filled globs of smegma off of your dick but in truth nothing makes her squirt harder than when she’s made to munch on every last bit of filth coating such a putrid looking dick~

Yeah her lesbian phase never lasts more than a month, she can only pretend to be a 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐓-𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐘𝐊𝐄 for so long before the allure of a a fat meaty cock has her crawling back~😵‍💫

Yeah her asshole is exposed, what of it?🙄 "You think I care if some lowlife stares at my PUFFY LOG-CUTTER? That’s the whole point, so if you’re done wasting my time by flapping your gums then fuck off so I might find a guy with the balls to do more than stare~"

Expect me to use your penis as my personal meat-dildo if you even dare to get stiff around me, your cooperation in the matter is a non-factor. If you have a problem with getting 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 them blame yourself for having a cock perfectly suited to CARVING OUT MY CUNT~🥵

POV: You’re an unsupervised brat being exposed to my fabric stretching clap-cannons. Giving those sweet little angels their first sexual awakening, even better if my ROYAL ASS-BLUBBER is the cause of their first erection~

If we’re mutuals please tag me! I’ll respond for sure~💋 spam tag me even!!!!

"Can’t even walk down the street without some creep smacking my ass, always grabbing their cock and balls whenever I turn around to see who’d dare lay a hand on me. Such blatant sexual harassment never fails to make my cunt SOAKED"

"The first thing I do once i get back home after getting SKULL-FUCKED by a random stranger…" (he got soft before he could finish bruising my THROAT-CUNT. Tapping out on the first orgasm is so lame….)

She’s had a bit of a magical mishap, what was intended to be an enhancement spell has ended up transmogrifying her and now she’s got a 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐆 hanging in between her legs. Only way she’ll go back to normal is if some brave soul assists her in draining her 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒~

It didn’t take much for the Princess to forsake her people, one night of passion with a foreigner was more than enough for her to realize just how worthless the males of her species actually were. Maintaining her composure when faced with such monstrous girth was quite the task.

The brazenness present in other species only causes her to become disillusioned with the idea of ever marrying a Hylian “male”… "The constant sexual harassment I receive from other species is a nice change of pace when you’ve spent years being gawked at by weak, spineless men"

//Faux-dom account?

The Princess makes it a priority to take the first times of all the adorable little brats that end up in her orphanage, showing them the ropes can be an ordeal at times but some of them seem to know everything there is when it comes to having SEX~

"Hygiene must be a fucking foreign concept from the cesspool of a backwater you crawled out of because what is up with this STENCH!!!?" The elf said vehemently, her nostrils flaring from the noxious scent wafting off the dick in front of her; but for all her whining her loins can’t help but ache.

She’s a total ANAL whore, brutalizing her own shithole gets her off harder than her cunt ever could. That’s exactly why she couldn’t keep her fist out of ass in her younger years~

"Went ahead and made one of these, you peasants are free to ask your beloved princess any question that comes to mind~ ngl.link/pig_princess

//Should I make a Male muse?

"Don’t get the wrong idea PEASANT, I’d never enjoy doing something as disgusting as this." Just ignore how much her puffy Hylian cunt is 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 as she crushes your rock hard dick in between her 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊-𝐉𝐔𝐆𝐒~

Yeah her cunt is loose, but that “loose” pussy is still gonna be the best pussy you’ve ever had regardless of the amount of abuse it’s taken over the years.

"Where are all the 𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 at~? White, Black, Asian or whatever ethnicity you might be I don’t care, Y’all should be slinging slurs and discriminating against me for being born as a 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐄-𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑~💖💖"

TFW your subjects harass and assault you 24/7 for being a COCK-BAITING FUCKPIG of a Princess~

"Where the fuck do you think you’re looking Peasant? My massive 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊-𝐉𝐔𝐆𝐒 are down here, I don’t know what gave you the idea that you’re allowed to look me in the eyes let alone when I’m showing off like this~"

How many times is she gonna have to expose her royal pucker to her citizens for them to finally get the hint, how obvious can she be? "Am I gonna have to spell it out for you Moron…?"

Racists needed desperately, the princess should be ridiculed for her Elf heritage. 𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐒 ~💖

"Some of y’all wouldn’t know the word hygiene if it hit you in the face… it’s absolutely disgusting how some of you choose to live your lives. Being the gracious and benevolent ruler that i am I’ll take it upon myself to personally clean each and every one of you filth-ridden peasants."

The rumors of her being a 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐔𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐓-𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓 end 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘! No longer will she allow these baseless, defamatory accusations continue. "Just because i salivate upon seeing a 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐊 does 𝐍𝐎𝐓 mean I’m willing to 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 every last one of my loyal subject’s 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐘 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙-𝐊𝐄𝐆𝐒~💢💢💢"

OBVIOUSLY she can make it clap what do you take her for~🙄 But don’t you dare ask her to do it in public you’re just asking to be EXECUTED at that point. "If you want to see ROYALTY clap those cock-baiting fuckmounds then come find her in her bedchambers she’ll reward you by making your ears bleed"

Her royal asshole is how she’s stayed celibate all these years, her fist digging in her ass was the only thing keeping the young princess‘s hormones in check, fast forward to present day and she’s been stuffing her ass less and less; no wonder she’s become so shameless around her subjects…

Consider yourself lucky that the princess herself has decided to offer her divine body to all of her loyal subjects. "How many of you will it take to glaze my royal cock cushions hmm, we aren’t done until my entire chest is coated in your commoner filth~"

"NO…MORE…CONDOMS… YOU EITHER DO IT RAW OR NOT AT ALL YOU HEAR ME, THAT’S A ROYAL DECREE FROM YOUR PRINCESS"

//Ughhh I need voice messages……

//Ughhh I need voice messages……

She’s built like an obese pig for a reason, this pudgy elven jizzdoll was meant to take hits from the bloodthirsty moblins and Lynels that SLAUGHTER her people on a daily basis. She chose to get beaten to a bloody pulp for your sake so don’t even think about endangering yourself by intervening~💢

The Great Demon-King Gannondorf said he’d start executing the citizens if the Princess continued to resist. It didn’t take long for the elvish pig to fall in line, shamelessly slobbering over the Gerudo’s throbbing manhood like he was her beloved husband.