KMP and Associates
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www.kmpandassociates.com I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point. Pactum serva.
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How seriously can you expect to be taken as an adult if you call yourself Mikey?
about 6 hours ago
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Kind of glad I didn't have to go through life with the name Penny Tinkler.
2 days ago
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Is some sort of American football match taking place?
7 days ago
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Waiting for Donald Trump to claim this prize really should have been awarded to him.
7 days ago
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Once again
@tatler.com.web.brid.gy
hits it out of the park--"Zarazuela" for "Zarzuela" and "providence" for "provenance". HIRE PROOFREADERS IF YOU WON'T HIRE LITERATE WRITERS.
11 days ago
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Kinda neat.
11 days ago
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Where are the rest of his legs? Did they just sink into the ground and his shoes are actually on his knees?
12 days ago
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I knew Bessent reminded me of *someone* . . . .
12 days ago
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What do you think Stephen Cheung's head is stuffed with? My guess is the rotting bits of American bills retrieved years ago from the DB Cooper mid-air heist. Let's get this going. Tell me your guess.
13 days ago
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www.boc-maintenance.co.uk/08-164852-he...
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An exceptionally large African python is confirmed by herpetologists during a certified field expedition
A short burst of static, a voice gone strangely quiet, and then two words qu’on n’oublie pas : “We’ve found it.” The research team in northern Mozambique
https://www.boc-maintenance.co.uk/08-164852-herpetologists-african-python-during/
16 days ago
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www.sciencealert.com/tattoos-affe...
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Tattoos Affect Your Immune System in Ways We're Only Beginning to Understand
From minimalist wrist designs to full sleeves, body art has become so common that it barely raises an eyebrow.
https://www.sciencealert.com/tattoos-affect-your-immune-system-in-ways-were-only-beginning-to-understand
21 days ago
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The current president of the United States wrote this.
23 days ago
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The Queen.
26 days ago
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Um. I'll pass, thanks.
30 days ago
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I think Magritte likes my new Witches' Blood tartan throw, designed for a production of Macbeth at
@stratfest.bsky.social
, from MacLeods Scottish Shop here in Stratford, ON.
about 1 month ago
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I have no knowledge of what went on here, of course, but just as a wild guess I'd think, I dunno, it might have happened because he's a terrible person and nobody likes him?
about 1 month ago
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“I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.” Sometimes Cromwell--Oliver, that is--had a real way with words.
about 1 month ago
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In a corner of our living room; night and day.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Have to go to Tennessee tomorrow. Long story, but let's just say the jar I placed there is causing problems.
about 1 month ago
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Working on a new show, "Suddenly Susan Sontag."
about 1 month ago
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It's a snowy winter day.
about 2 months ago
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The sentences you never, ever dream you'll read.
about 2 months ago
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Why on Earth is Tatler so sloppy?
about 2 months ago
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Grateful neither I nor anyone I know has had to go through life with the name Muirhead Bone.
about 2 months ago
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Delicious fruitcake. So simples.
about 2 months ago
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Years ago, I remarked to a Jamaican-Canadian friend that my complexion was "just one step up from an albino person." He wrinkled his nose and said, "Well...maybe *half* a step." Tonight my husband--who has long known me--reported that I looked "very pale." IMMINENT INVISIBILITY AWAITS.
about 2 months ago
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So Formula 1 was won by a guy named Lando, which is absurd and perfect.
about 2 months ago
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Sorry, but "falling in love with the breastfeeding experience" is an...odd thing to say.
about 2 months ago
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This man looks as though he says "HYUCK" on a regular basis.
about 2 months ago
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He really likes the fire.
about 2 months ago
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I've really gotta stop saying "I'll fix it in post" every time I screw something up.
about 2 months ago
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My home is redolent with the scent of fresh banana muffins.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Me *Trying to describe an excruciating abdominal pain experience to a nurse*: I've never experienced labour, but-- Nurse: You feel like you're going to die. Me: That's it.
about 2 months ago
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Those Luxembourgish people go hard.
about 2 months ago
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I still think "weirdly smart" is too flattering to Trump, but okay.
about 2 months ago
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This makes me want to instruct my husband to put some weird random stuff in my mouth when I'm buried, just to mess with archaeologists of the future.
about 2 months ago
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If you dress like this for a blind date, you may be taking the description too literally.
about 2 months ago
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Sorry, what?
about 2 months ago
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A young woman appearing in an NYT fashion item calls herself Purple Wang.
about 2 months ago
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Just saw
@thedailybeast.bsky.social
refer to a "mountainous valley."
about 2 months ago
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A sweet, furry companion on this blustery afternoon.
about 2 months ago
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A very happy Thanksgiving to all Americans. May you not shoot each other at too great a rate today.
about 2 months ago
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Think I should watch these in this order.
2 months ago
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My mother once found herself attending so many funerals in a short period that the undertaker passed by her and whispered, We've got to stop meeting like this."
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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HEY
#BBC
THIS ALLOWS ME CONTROL HOME APPLIANCES
2 months ago
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In our garden, through snow and frost, this soldiers on.
2 months ago
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Dear Sting: Rehumanize myself? In THIS economy?
2 months ago
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